Stratocracy

Myriad Reality

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Nnnnope!
*Jumps, leaving a crater where I stood and vaulting up to one of the worms' mouths, and then flinging myself with its momentum into you, feet-first*

@Etcetera

*Catches your feet with my hands in front of my abdomen and flings you back straight upward away from me, after the force sends me sliding with my heels dug into the dirt*
Switching it up and coming back later could be refreshing you know. You tried crochet?

Myriad Reality

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I am bored.
*Claps my hands once above my head and two enormous wormlike creatures made of open intestines erupt from the ground and catapult toward you with no end to their body in sight*

@Etcetera

You a big fan of video games?
*Continues on my current trajectory and hops out of their paths’ cross section*

Myriad Reality

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*Grins*
Nah!
*Summersaults over, lurching the blade from the ground and swinging it at your neck with reckless abandon in both hands*

@Etcetera

*Ducks and spins around on a dime in one swift motion, while kicking backward and skating away across the ground in a graceful slide*
You sure? You seemed so bored, we could switch it up. Variety is the spice of life.

Myriad Reality

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Are you done yet?
*Swings an axe in your direction, spinning through the air with enough speed to appear as a saw blade*

@Etcetera

*Raises my hand and slams it downward on the axe as it approaches, deflecting it into the ground below and sticking the blade into it*
We can be if you want to be?

Myriad Reality

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*Balls my fist indecisively*
Hnnnn... fine! Switch!

@Legend Begins

*Nods*
Eh, be fast though, yeah?

Myriad Reality

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My only other choice is to put you in danger, though!

@Legend Begins

And? We went through this before. Eclipse comes first. Me second.

Myriad Reality

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I'll make sure you won't be chased. I want to make sure you make it out okay.

@Legend Begins

Hard for you to help her at all if you have all the heat though.

Myriad Reality

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Home. To wake up.

@Legend Begins

…
Would that make it easier? Would you be better off seeking her out if you had one less thing to worry about? You wouldn’t be chased?

Myriad Reality

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There's no way you'd go back to keep yourself safe and let me try and find her?

@Legend Begins

Go back where? I have no idea what I’m doing still.

Myriad Reality

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Do you have any shortcut to get to Eclipse?

@Legend Begins

I don’t know if I can go back as deep as I was after getting ejected back up here.