Stratocracy

Myriad Reality

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*Blitzes in front of one of the panels of earth and spin-kicks it directly into your position, while the impact itself is met with deep rumbling*

@Etcetera

*Dives back upwards from out of the crumbling soil and over your head*
Why do you want to do something that bores you so badly?

Myriad Reality

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Done so soon?
*Reaches into the cracks of the ground and pulls up the earth itself like a dough, springing its form into an active volcano that erupts with noxious fumes and lethal magma*

@Etcetera

*Comes crashing down into the ground from my leap, sending the platform of earth I land on sinking down, raising other swaths of earth up like dislodged plates around me and covering myself in the large chunks of the shifting ground*

Myriad Reality

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*Laughs and backflips out of the ground with little effort, landing on my hand in your direction, which cracks under the increased weight of my body, and proceeds to approach you with consecutive spins and twists, which violently shake the ground the closer I get*

@Etcetera

*Leaps across the gap of one of the cracks as you approach, pushing off with enough strength to collapse the unstable ground behind me while also propelling myself well into the air*

Myriad Reality

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Don't know what that is!
*Gravity accelerates me immediately downward, and I hit the ground with a squatting position, producing huge cracks from which searing flames lick upward*

@Etcetera

*Steps around the nearest blaze and starts running parallel to you along the cracks and their infernal spew*

Myriad Reality

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Nnnnope!
*Jumps, leaving a crater where I stood and vaulting up to one of the worms' mouths, and then flinging myself with its momentum into you, feet-first*

@Etcetera

*Catches your feet with my hands in front of my abdomen and flings you back straight upward away from me, after the force sends me sliding with my heels dug into the dirt*
Switching it up and coming back later could be refreshing you know. You tried crochet?

Myriad Reality

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I am bored.
*Claps my hands once above my head and two enormous wormlike creatures made of open intestines erupt from the ground and catapult toward you with no end to their body in sight*

@Etcetera

You a big fan of video games?
*Continues on my current trajectory and hops out of their paths’ cross section*

Myriad Reality

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*Grins*
Nah!
*Summersaults over, lurching the blade from the ground and swinging it at your neck with reckless abandon in both hands*

@Etcetera

*Ducks and spins around on a dime in one swift motion, while kicking backward and skating away across the ground in a graceful slide*
You sure? You seemed so bored, we could switch it up. Variety is the spice of life.

Myriad Reality

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Are you done yet?
*Swings an axe in your direction, spinning through the air with enough speed to appear as a saw blade*

@Etcetera

*Raises my hand and slams it downward on the axe as it approaches, deflecting it into the ground below and sticking the blade into it*
We can be if you want to be?

Myriad Reality

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*Balls my fist indecisively*
Hnnnn... fine! Switch!

@Legend Begins

*Nods*
Eh, be fast though, yeah?

Myriad Reality

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My only other choice is to put you in danger, though!

@Legend Begins

And? We went through this before. Eclipse comes first. Me second.