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*Smiles*
Next time. Come up with something fun for me.


The days of household pranks are waaaay in the past. I actually have responsibilities.
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Setting up traps to prank people?


Yyyyeah. Not you though. Obviously.
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*Suddenly starts paying attention to my surroundings*


*Sets my cup down*
I only ever did it for practical jokes.
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What about the rest of your family?


*Takes a big, long sip of my tea*
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Do I have to register somehow?


No no. I’ve never trapped the house for defense purposes specifically.
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*Smiles*
Good to know I can feel safe here, then.


*Mumbles*
Not for intruders anyway…
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Did you trap the house?


I would never have done something like that.
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Do you have any way to stop them?


We’ve got a lot of ways to stop a lot of people.
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If you say so. I'll have chills for a while after that.


Hopefully they’re smart. That’s all I’m sayin’.
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Not something we should be concerned about?


Depends. Not if that’s the extent of what they’ve done and they heed Dad’s warning.
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