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"DOOOOOOOG? WHERE? TELL ME!!! YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, NOT IN THIS LIFE, FILTHY PISS LICKING MAMMAL!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu9F1iHCv2U
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Zanni starts freaking out and starts slapping himself. As he starts hyperventilating and almost faints, he thinks about what other words Dog used in that same context.

"Wait... You mean... Dog is your name? How could you not tell me? I feel betrayed, you should be ashamed. You just made me lose my cool." (@Gentlemanvaultboy)

The zombie clown sits down and recollects his, more than usual, scattered mind.

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"What is your age?" (@Dealdric)

Zanni asked, seemingly only to protect his pride of living a little over 5 centuries.

"Maybe we can all share a bit of information so we get to know eachother before dying in this shopping mall or whatever."

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Zanni waddles up to the behemoth. After trying to pull his weapon out of the body, he sees that some tentacles have mixed themselves up with the exterior of the saw. Zanni starts pulling, but can't seem to find enough strength to break the tentacles and pull it out.

"Alright... Maybe I am ... unworthy?"

Zanni takes one of his other saw and starts cutting up the tentacles holding it in place. With a lot of effort, he pulls it off. Some of the long fleshy parts came off with the saw. With a yank, the engine starts running again. He was happy it wasn't broken.

"The heart truly contained the strongest muscles..."

Zanni puts the weapon on his back and makes his way up to the fighting duo. However, he spots Dog(@Gentlemanvaultboy) still hosing down zombies. Zanni decides to run up to him and offer aid. The fleshy ropes attached to the chainsaw still wiggle with every step.

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Zanni suddenly feels a chill down his spine. Cold never really bothered him, until this point. This icy touch was colder than a witches tit. Zanni literally started shrinking and his body and arms became very floppy, like a jellyfish. The children he once pushed down a high staircase and himself now had something in common: paralysis from the neck down.

"C...C...C..."

Zanni breathed in.

"COLD, I TELL YOU, COLD!!!"

Zanni breathed out.

"N-nice meeting you, popsicle stranger... Brrrr..." (@Dealdric)

Zanni knew he could rather have this ice pick as a friend than a foe. Seizing control over all these people had to wait a long time. As Zanni started to feel his limbs again, the rotating blades that were forcefull jammed in the skin of the abomination now started to cut through its fleshy chest, with hopefully a mortal wound soon. Also, Zanni noticed a very particular sound.

"What? Is someone operating the elevator?" (@King Cosmos,@Illiren)

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Zanni started swinging around like the wheels of a bus. Holding one chainsaw thight between his grey hands, he continued to charge his dangerous attack. His arms became longer as his movement became faster. The moment the length of his arms doubled his height, he became unable to deliver the force necessary to keep it between his fingers. He launched the chainsaw in a perpendicular path straight to the tentacle monster. He had made sure to crank up the chainsaw way beyone point of repair or stopping it. Zanni stood there and waited for the sweet sound of the blades piercing through his opponent.

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Hiding behind Dog(@Gentlemanvaultboy) finally paid off. Seeing him flying off however made Zanni think twice. So instead of staying around, Zanni started sneaking away. Zanni realised as these people went in and took the blunt approach, he could just wait and slither in when the time was right. Also, did just another monster spawn(@Dealdric)? Right now, he needed chainsaws. Zanni ran and dived through the shop window they visited before and started searching. After restocking on chainsaws and butcher knives, he was armed and ready to steal the show.

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As his feet landed on the face of the monster, Zanni jumped off and landed next to Dog(@Gentlemanvaultboy). His hands and knives were now covered in unkown liquids, originating from the hostile creature.

"What's next?"

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Zanni is surprised. The creature had seen him coming. How did he do it, Zanni pondered. He had to react fast. Instead of the original plan of poking the creature's eyes out, Zanni had to deal with the tentacle. Even for the most experienced acrobats it is impossible to dodge projectiles while mid-air. Zannis' mind however drifted off again to the memory of one of his fearful nights.

"And now, for the final act, I shall dodge whatever is coming for me," Zanni shouted to the audience," while jumping through this fiery loop." The cannon was placed at the right angle and loaded with a cannonball. The audience cheered as everything was set in place. The cannon, Zanni and the flaming ring all stood in position.

"It is showtime!"

As Zanni started running, the cannon prematurely ejected the ball, hitting Zanni square in the face and destroying the main construction holding the ring. The audience screamed as they were consumed by the outburst of heat coming their way. Zanni fell on the floor as everything around him became engulved in flames. Zanni let out his last breath before a small shimmering of light woke him up.

As a knife passing by reflected some light in his eyes, he snapped out of it. As the tentacle nearly penetrated his grey-skinned body, Zanni flexed his jester body like he never had done before. A sudden tentacle popped out his shirt's backside, ripping off part of his clown costume and dried skin.

"It is showtime!"

Zanni jams the two knives he is holding in the tentacle. With a new big scratch going from his belly to his right hip, Zanni slides down the tentacle to demonstrate a kick to the face.

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Zanni strolls around the abomination. From all the people he was the closest to the thing. He grabbed some zombies and handed them knives. After some grunts of explanation, he sends them out to distract the big guy. Looking around, Zanni tries to find some sort of parkour to get high above the creature.

"My next trick will blow your mind, literally", he whispers.

After he is done free-running, Zanni will be preparing himself to jump from a great altitude to pierce through the eyes and skull of the creature. It reminds him of the times he stood on the trapeze in the circus, way before he became infamous.

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A foul stench distracts Zanni from the conversation.

"What the hell is that smell? It smells like dirty fish guts combined with rotten eggs."

After following his nose for a few seconds, he manages to find the place not only the stink, but also the growling originated from. Standing only a few feet away from the location of whatever, Zanni tries to blend in with the crowd of zombies and occasionally bites at random objects.

I must warn the others, but what would be the best course of action right now?

@MikkishtheLeprechaun @Karkinos @Shadow Dragon @Gentlemanvaultboy