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THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!

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If I didn't find that funny I would be so mad right now :x


Good. That took me twenty damn minutes! Twenty! I wasted my life for a quick fleeting joke!
Noboru Yamamoto-Thursday, May 1st, 2015


Noboru was worried. If those photos got around to the wrong person, they would cause a lot of trouble. But there was nothing he could do now. It was already set in motion. Akari was gonna fuck his life up for the next few weeks with this. If that wasn't bad enough, some random stranger came up to him. He introduced himself, as someone called Tanaka Toma.

"Oh uh, hey. I didn't recognize who you were at first, Aiko talks about you occasionally. You're his track running friend right? Nice to meet you. No, uh, nothing is the problem. I was just a bit surprised at something. It's gone now, nothing major.

Noboru was uncomfortable. He didn't know how to talk to any of his siblings' friends. He didn't much care to, mostly to not get involved with his siblings. But if Aiko was having this sudden change of heart, might as well be friendly to his friends as well.

"So, uhhh, you're Aiko's friend? Nice to meet you. If you didn't notice, Aiko doesn't tend to have many friends. Mostly due to his up front rudeness about himself. Glad you fought through that silly facade however. He needs some friends. So ummm, was there something else to ask?"

Noboru's feet tapped the ground, he was nervous. It felt awkward talking to someone his brother had a crush on, but that was something he wouldn't spoil.
Working on a post right now. Probably won't be too enjoyable. Sadly. But I can try.
I'll have a post up today Xlegs.
Noboru Yamamoto-Meat Shack-Wednesday, April 29th, 2015


Noboru sighed. She poked around in the drama club. Oh well, he guessed it wouldn't hurt to tell a complete stranger. They were most likely to never see him again.

"Well. I got twisted by my sister into it. Blackmailed me, thought it would be 'fun' for me to join. So, here I am. In a terrible club I have no care in being in. But blackmail is blackmail, and I can't do anything about it."

Akane spoke again, telling him about the challenge.

"Are you kidding me? That sounds entirely way too easy. Bring it on chump, I'll knock you down."

One hour later


It was entirely not worth it. There were no true winners, only the two idiots who decided to stuff themselves. The stomachaches would be huge, and come with a vengeance. Oh well, it was a fun time, not soon to be forgotten.

Akari Yamamoto-Wednesday, April 29th, 2015


Akari decided against it. During the concert on Friday is when this would happen. A good way to end the week. Nice and embarrassing.

Actually, let's wait until Friday. I'll send out the pictures for some fun. We get to watch the mayhem. This will be great.

Noboru Yamamoto-Thursday, May 1st, 2015


Noboru looked around for where the idols were performing. They looked boring as hell, but there was nothing else to do.

He looked out of the corner of his eye. On a lit up phone screen, he could see pictures of him in the scuffle he had before. It was clear that Akane wasn't showing, but he sure was. His fist was blocking her face, or more of drilling into it. At least she couldn't get angry at him for showing her face. He already had an idea of who did this. He had to make sure Akane's reputation wasn't ruined however. He had to find Akari before she sent out other pictures.
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Bring it on bitch. I'll f you up so hard you'll be shitting out your intestines. And then I'll feed them to your dog. Heyoooo!

I feel that the shitposting is getting out of hand.


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Sorry, I can't hear over the overwhelming amount of BS you're coming up with right now. Go back to pre-school kiddo. Come play with the big kids when you're older.


What in Davy Jones’ locker did ye just bark at me, ye scurvy bilgerat? I’ll have ye know I be the meanest cutthroat on the seven seas, and I’ve led numerous raids on fishing villages, and raped over 300 wenches. I be trained in hit-and-run pillaging and be the deadliest with a pistol of all the captains on the high seas. Ye be nothing to me but another source o’ swag. I’ll have yer guts for garters and keel haul ye like never been done before, hear me true. You think ye can hide behind your newfangled computing device? Think twice on that, scallywag. As we parley I be contacting my secret network o’ pirates across the sea and yer port is being tracked right now so ye better prepare for the typhoon, weevil. The kind o’ monsoon that’ll wipe ye off the map. You’re sharkbait, fool. I can sail anywhere, in any waters, and can kill ye in o’er seven hundred ways, and that be just with me hook and fist. Not only do I be top o’ the line with a cutlass, but I have an entire pirate fleet at my beck and call and I’ll damned sure use it all to wipe yer arse off o’ the world, ye dog. If only ye had had the foresight to know what devilish wrath your jibe was about to incur, ye might have belayed the comment. But ye couldn’t, ye didn’t, and now ye’ll pay the ultimate toll, you buffoon. I’ll shit fury all over ye and ye’ll drown in the depths o’ it. You’re fish food now.
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