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Having his lips forcibly held shut did little to stop the Doctor from at least attempting to speak. Several muffled noises escaped his nostrils as he first attempted to scoff at Shock's correction of his pronoun usage, then to lecture her about... something, then to threaten her. All of this went ignored, and he quickly moved on to sounds of rage, surprise, indignation, and then pain as the pepper was held to his face. All of his attempts to express his ire did absolutely nothing to prevent him from breathing in the fumes at full-force, and the compromised position of his jaw prevented him from coughing them back out. He managed to get a short reprieve to catch his breath when the pepper was removed from his presence. Once he could breathe again, he looked over toward Jack to see what the holiday leader was going to do about the situation -- only to find the Pumpkin King casually discussing with Jewel the position he was in, and making absolutely no move to help! He screamed through his nose, demanding their attention and assistance.

Carver grabbed his creator by the collar and yanked Finkelstein to meet his gaze. “Every thirty seconds longer that I am stuck like this, I am going to tell my friends a new special thing to break beyond all recognition. Plans and research burned, delicate machines smashed, chemicals dumped, your wheelchair motor dissected. Now, Get. Me. OUT of here!”

Finkelstein stared wide-eyed at the threat, somehow even more put off by the thought of a slow methodical destruction of his precious work than by Shock’s threat of simply blowing up his entire lab altogether. Perhaps he simply hadn’t thought she would be able to make good on that threat when she made it, but with Jack’s utter compliance in this…

He looked over at Jewel in hopes of finding some level of support, but found nothing but impatience in her stance and complete apathy in her gaze. Finally, he slumped his shoulders and nodded. Fine. Whatever it would take to keep the little pack of tyrants from destroying everything he held dear. He quickly got to work undoing the internal rivets holding the two upper chest pieces in place.

Carver, for his part, lied back on the table to give the evil scientist full access to work -- but cheerfully began a verbal countdown while he waited. Finkelstein worked faster, even with a hint of desperation, but the pumpkin creature knew that there was no way it was going to get done in under half a minute.

“...Four, three, two, one. Lock, the underside of that machine you’re messing with has some accessible wiring. Why don’t you see what happens when you strip the protective coating, cut them, and reconnect them all at random? There’s a soldering iron in the cabinet behind Barrel.”

Finkelstein let out another screech of protest, waving at all the rivets on the floor as if to say, I’m working, I’m working!

Carver grinned. “Thirty. Twenty-nine. Twenty-eight…”

The Doctor dropped his tool, grabbed one of the saws, and switched to working on the connection at the neck.

“...Seven, six, f--” Carver fell silent as the mechanical head became completely detached from the life force emanating from his cage. Finkelstein relaxed a tiny bit and allowed himself a smug little smile -- until his creation held up a ball of vines with a few long tips poking upward like fingers. Which he used to finish his countdown.

What followed next was an incoherent mess of shadow puppeteering, letter-shaping, and miming from a mass of wiggling plant matter. Jewel nearly went cross-eyed trying to understand what Carver was trying to communicate. The trio, on the other hand, would know to listen to the subtle tapping from the one vine he still had tucked into his body, and hear the instructions he was giving to Barrel.
“Oh, and how would you know?” Carver grumbled. “You don’t even know what the actual trick was. This was just an accidental bonus…”

Jewel returned -- wearing a gas mask with connected oxygen tank, and brandishing a pair of thirty-inch wrought iron tongs -- just in time to see the pumpkin creature stick several vines out the newly created opening in his chest and rip off one of his creator’s gloves while the doctor struggled in Shock’s grip.

“Hey Shock, hold his arms down, will you?” Carver pulled the glove into his body and used it to retrieve the juice-soaked pepper. He only got a few seconds to wave it in front of Finkelstein’s nose before Jewel made it across the room.

The mask hissed as the female scientist breathed through it. “I will take that now, thank you very much.” She pinched the pepper between the very tips of the tongs. Hhhhnnn…. ksssssssh… “Nice to see it’s not an actual adderpepper.” Hhhhnnn…. ksssssssh… “The taint won’t last nearly as long. This will be safe to dump into the sewers with the rest of our usual toxic waste.”

Jewel held the tongs out as far from her body as possible as she walked. A lead-lined iron box opened with the tap of a foot pedal. In went the pepper, the lid slammed shut, and only then did she remove her gear.

“I was going to suggest allowing my husband the use of the mask while he worked, to avoid further complaints, but I see someone has already taken care of that…”
Carver continued laughing as the bickering started back up from his earlier manipulations of the trio, but suddeny stopped and glared at Jack’s mistake and self-correction. “Hey! Barrel just said that I’m the one who got a hold of the stuff. I managed to play a trick on four people at once! Why am I still only a footnote on my own prank?”

“Make that five people, Carver,” Finkelstein snapped. “Your little trick is going to make this process much longer and more difficult young lady! Do you have any idea how much painstaking work I put into this body? Is any of my effort ever appreciated? Of course not! And for all I know, you did this solely as an excuse to get your hooligan friends access to destroy my precious experiments!”
Finkelstein’s screaming and erratic movements terrified the poor rats, whose own eyes and lungs had been burning far longer. When they felt hands wrap around their little bodies, they dug their claws into the Doctor’s skin and held on for dear life. The harder Jack tried to wrench them free, the more desperately they clung.

Jewel rushed to a large tub sink in the corner, normally used for washing beakers and other chemical equipment, and filled a bucket.

Carver took a moment to get himself into a state where he could speak through his laughter, then pulled a hand out from under his head so he could hold up a finger. “O-o-okay, tec-technically that wasn’t s-something I ate; it’s Sh-Shock’s fault it’s in there. And I did put a re-request in for an access hahaha-hatch before the adderpepper got a chance to start ferm-m-menting, so it wouldn’t be nearly this bad if he’d just f-f-f-fixed the body the first time I c-c-complained about it.” With that, he collapsed back into a fit of giggles.

Jewel froze, poised to dump the water over her husband and the unfortunate rodents. “You’ve had an adderpepper, FERMENTING, in your BODY?!” she gaped. “For how long?”

Carver’s shrug was almost lost among all the shakes and shudders from his laughter. “D-dunno… How l-long… have I b-been in th-this b-b-body?” He knew it hadn’t been in there that long, but the adults didn’t, and given his laughter and the current state of distraction, they wouldn’t likely be able to pick up on the exaggeration.

Jewel gave a long-suffering sigh, before throwing about half the bucket’s contents over Finkelstein’s head. His screaming gave way to spluttering, and the now-soaked rats finally decided to take their chances. They released their hold on his face, wiggled their wet little bodies out of Jack’s grip, and scampered off across the lab. They crashed into a few things on the way, but they quickly managed to find some good little crannies to vanish into.

Jewel sighed again. “Catching those later is going to be… so much fun.”

Fineklstein snatched the bucket from her. He raised it to his face and chugged whatever of the liquid made its way into his mouth, letting the rest run down his face. Once his throat had been thoroughly rinsed, he lifted his goggles and poured the last few quarts directly into his eyes.

His wife, hands now free, shook her head in deep resignation and started walking for the door. “Keep an eye on everyone, please, Jack. I need to go find the tongs we use for handling radioactive materials…”
“I can’t-- How da-- Wait-- Don’t touch-- Stop-- That’s-- You’ll-- This is-- DON’T!”

The Doctor sputtered indignantly, overwhelmed by everything he needed to say and all the things going wrong at the moment.

Jewel leaned forward to get right up in his face. “Get. Working,” she growled.

Finkelstein’s lips curled in toward his teeth as her gaze bore into his own. His tongue seemed to turn to sandpaper as he tried to work back up the will to speak and remind her who was in charge. Which was him, of course. But…

Carver chose to remain silent and spectate this new dynamic, rather than further antagonize his creator.

After several long seconds, the evil scientist dropped his shoulders and grunted. “Fine. If this is the only way to bring peace back into my lab, so be it. Somebody get me a reciprocating blade and a rotary saw.”

“Please and thank you,” Jewel corrected dryly. She stepped away from the platform and quickly retrieved the requested tools before the trio could try something like throwing them at her husband’s head.

“Your welcome,” Finkelstein replied. “Carver, put your arms above your head. I don’t want them getting in the way while I open your chest.”

Carver pulled his arms back and put his hands under his head like a pillow. “Open me up, Doc!”

The Doctor grumbled quietly to himself, but got started. It took a bit for the rotary saw to create a slit in the chest plate long and wide enough for the reciprocating blade to fit through, but once he switched tools, progress was made much more quickly. Soon, he had a rectangle cut out which was large enough for him to reach through and start unfastening the rivets from the inside.

He stuck his head into the hole to see where would be the best point to start -- and immediately yanked it back out again, hacking and wheezing and waving his arms about his face. His sinuses were so aflame that his body couldn't decipher whether or not his eyes themselves were also contaminated, but his goggles prevented any reflexive rubbing.

“MY EYES! IT--” *cough* “BURNS! WHAT IS-- AAAAAAAAAAH!”

Before he could finish, two very desperate rats flung themselves out into the newly present light and latched themselves onto the first surface they found: Finkelstein’s face. The sound of his attempts to clear his throat, nose, and lungs, quickly gave way to screaming.
Jewel chuckled, an evil glint in her eye that Carver had never seen there before. "I didn't say you were allowing them to cause trouble in here, Jack. In case anyone besides my husband has forgotten, this is my property as well."

Carver's mechanical eyes widened. So did his grin. He started cackling in a rather skilled rendition of Jack on a 'new and shiny stuff' high. "Best get to it, Dad! It's only a matter of time before I start telling them where your particularly restricted items are kept!" He cackled again, flopping onto his back. "I can't wait to see what happens when five gallons of magnified iron shavings gets chucked into an electrical vortex!"

"NO! That would result in a catastrophic-- What did you do to my chair?!"

Finkelstein twisted about in his seat, trying to figure out why he wasn't rolling down the ramp to chase the trio away from his machines. The motor sound shifted from a struggling hum to an outright grinding racket as he shoved the joystick forward several times.

"You're not going anywhere until you get Carver out of that body," Jewel purred. "That little trick Carver pulled to escape after your last maintenance check left me with a pretty useful idea."

The pumpkin creature rolled onto his stomach to peek over the edge of the table at the wheelchair. When he saw one of the detached table straps wedged into the spokes of one of the wheels, he fell into a fit of laughter that sent him tumbling off the table altogether.
Finkelstein straightened up in his chair, blinked twice, opened his mouth -- and then whipped his head around to investigate the sound of breaking glass.

You!” he gasped. “What are you doing in-- Hey! Don’t you dare touch any more of my--”

Jewel reached out and pinched the doctor’s beak-like lips to hold them shut, then pulled on them to make him face the tilting table. “You have a task to complete, dear.”

Carver grinned at him, still holding his pose on the angled surface. “Disembowel me like one of your French corpses!”

“Carver’s friends have been given permission to do whatever is necessary to encourage you to get the job done as quickly and safely as possible,” Jewel added. She let go of his lips.

“Task? Permission? The nerve--” Finkelstein spluttered indignantly and turned to Jack. “Surely you’re not going to stand there and allow this absurdity! This is my property!”
“To be fair--” Jewels stopped herself, shaking her head. “No… That’s… not correct. It’s not fair. I’ve been trying to play the middle ground for too long. To be precise, Carver was not paralyzed only for the sake of this body; it likely just made it easier to force he--him into it. The paralysis has been standard procedure for several years, whenever Harold was upgrading or doing maintenance on Carver’s frame. It was supposed to make it easier for them both to get the process done without antagonizing each other, but…” she sighed and turned to the pumpkin creature. “I suppose, looking back, all it did was prevent you from retaliating when he antagonized you.”

Carver shrugged. “I was still capable of mocking him, at least. He never got smart and pulled my head off to shut me up. I’m more pissed that I got so used to being paralyzed for maintenance work that I didn’t see the danger coming when he finally figured out I was basically helpless. But yeah, there’s a reason I want to stick his brain in a jar and somehow give him the ability to see from there, so all he can do is watch while I prop up his body in various positions.”

Jewel finished detaching the two upper straps, locked down the bottom one, and then motioned for Jack to retrieve Carver. “I left one band in place, so you can stand on it, in a fashion, and not have to worry as much about that heavy body sliding downward.”

Carver was too busy joining his friends in their chanting to acknowledge what she’d said. Jewel shook her head and pulled out a bucket of formaldehyde to dunk the Doctor’s brain in until the skellington got him situated. Once everything was ready, and Carver was quite satisfied with his pose on the table -- mostly on his side, with his head propped up on his fist and a knee casuaully bent upward -- she replaced it back in his brainpan and stepped back.
Jewel pushed Finkelstein’s chair and its accompanying lifeless body up the ramp to the platform behind the tilting examination table. She furrowed her brow, looking at the table before her.

“Carver, will you be alright sitting on the floor for a bit? I think it would be a good idea to remove these body straps before Harold wakes up.”

The pumpkin creature grunted. “Whatever. Shock will make Funkelsnort regret every choice he’s ever made if he tries to strap me down again. And once I get my vines back, the straps will be worthless anyway.” He perked up. “Oh! Speaking of which! See that vial of blue liquid on the third shelf over there? As soon as he wakes up, smash it. That’s what he used to paralyze me when he stuck me in here.”

Jewel nodded, but decided to at least detach two of the straps at the hinges, just in case. She quickly retrieved a tool to leverage the long iron pins out. “There’s three more in the cabinet to your left,” she said without looking up from her work. “The desk on the west side of the room is where my current project is -- or at least what’s left of it, after that entrance you made. I would appreciate it if you would leave that area alone, please.”

Carver’s widening sadistic grin broke into snickers as Barrel found the lightning switch. “Yeah, that’s the one. Might want to keep a hand on that, for when he sees Shock go to town on his precious property.”

Jewel stopped what she was doing and stared at him. “Wait, did you teach Igor to do that?”

The pumpkin creature rolled his mechanical eyes. “Obviously. I mean, you clearly didn’t.”
Carver made a few half-assed attempts to fight Jack off and crawl up the ramp, but quickly gave up and allowed himself to be carried. He sat in Jack's grip, arms crossed over his chest and metal chin jutted out in a stubborn, scowling pout.

Finkelstein finally found his voice. "Liar! It's not nearly that bad! She's been walking and running around just fine for days!She's just manipu-- Wait, Jewel, what are you doing with my--"

Jewel opened her husband's head hatch and pulled out his brain. She unceremoniously dropped the organ in the lap of his now completely comatose body. She made the tiniest of smiles in Carver's direction. "I'll clean it off and put it back once we get you situated in the lab. I think he's done enough talking today, don't you think?"

Carver tucked his head downward so no one would see the grin overtake his pout at Jack's invitation to the trio, and Jewel's further refusal to tolerate her husband's corpse rot. He lifted it back up to sneer when asked about the noise in his leg. "I tried to convince him to at least make an access hatch so I could get my vines out to soak. He wouldn't even do that much. So I started eating his tools and other random stuff to try and force the matter."

"So that's why I've been using our backup stash of wrenches more often, lately..."

Carver blinked and looked over at Jewel. "You guys have a backup stash?"

"Of course, dear," the female Finkelstein replied amicably. "We began stocking up after you and your friends hid all of our screwdrivers around the lab when you were smaller."
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