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"Yes." Vlad came to a halt in front of him. "Deir etiquette lessons should be concluding shortly. Vat business do you have veet dem?"
A loud, hollow thunk... thunk... thunk... echoed through the grand entry hall of the vampires' home. Totter, the household butler, slowly lurched forth from a side room, his arms dangling at his sides and a broom dragging along the floor behind him.

"Mmmmmmraahhhhhhh..." Totter's sagging mouth let out a low moan of greeting as he slowly but dutifully pulled the front door open for whomever had knocked. Each of his sunken eyes pointed in a different direction, neither of which was toward Barrel.

"Hi, Mister Totter!" Barrel waved cheerfully as he stepped across the threshold. "Are Lillith and Carmilla home?"

"Mmmmmmraahhhhhhh..." The butler shuffled aside to let the youngest trickster in. Once Barrel was out of the way, he took a couple slumping steps forward to close the door again.

"Who ees-- Ah." The head of the vampire clan appeared on a balcony nearby. "I see. Tank you, Totter. That veell be all."

The butler moaned again before making his way out of the hall, still dragging the broom.

"Vat can vee help you vit, today?" Vlad asked as he glided down the stairs.
His words jolted Agatha from her daze. He scratched his neck apologetically as he realized that their soul-gazing had distracted them both from his question. Of course it would be distracting; he was so gorgeously--

She snapped herself suddenly back to the present, to avoid getting lost in daydreams. "Oh-- I mean, yes! Of course! I'd love to!" She beamed.

Aggie watched with an amused smile that ever so slightly bordered on a smirk. Poor lovesick puppies, the both of them. It was adorable, in a way, that neither of them seemed quite confident enough to be the one to make the first move. She had learned from experience that being too brazen about one's affection didn't always provide the best results, but if the two younglings kept completely dancing around the issue like this, they'd never get to a proper kiss!

Perhaps she and her sister would have to give them a little push...
As Barrel leaned in and passionately locked his gaze with hers, Agatha found herself lost in his eyes. Instead of an iris of any color, he had pupils that took up more than a third of the visible portion of his eye, and the white so contrasted the impossibly black circles that she found herself unable to breathe. It was like staring into the deepest, darkest pit in Halloween Town; a midnight sky with neither moon nor stars to mar the beauty of the infinite ebony abyss.
“Hmm?” Jewel looked at Jack. “That’s… actually not a very bad idea. I don’t think I’ll tolerate any more damage, but… Knowing Shock, I imagine simply breathing down his neck and bothering him by the nature of her very presence… would be at least fairly satisfying, in it’s own way.”

Carver twisted the left side of his front mouth upward and tightened the spiral eye toward its center. “Oh, you know it!”

Both adults chuckled at that. They hammered out a few more details, and then Jewel left to begin drawing up blueprints while the other two retrieved Carver’s belongings.

The pumpkin creature asked Jack to pack up the collection of wooden heads from the shelf, then took advantage of the town leader’s distraction to sneakily disconnect and hide the signal box connected to all of his bugs across town. Wouldn’t do for Jack to learn of their existence and have them all removed, after all. He’d break in with his friends later and retrieve all the secret and sensitive tapes and tools hidden around his room. Since the Finkelsteins already knew that Carver liked to record pranks he managed to pull on his friends, he did grab a few of the least suspicious tapes and a hand-held recorder/player, just in case they asked.

There wasn’t much to pack up, after that. An oil can for lubricating his mechanical joints, a stack of dried fertilizer planks, and a small box of various novelty items he had found and/or stolen over the decades. Carver didn’t bother bringing any of his clothes. His old pair of cargo pants had never been retrieved from the treehouse after The Prank, and the recently bought clothes wouldn’t fit on his endoskeleton, anyway. With Jack’s long arms and the pumpkin creature’s many vines, they were able to transport everything in one trip.

The Doctor complained about being forced to help design and build a new body after his previous design had been so dramatically rejected. Then he tried pitching a fit when his wife informed him that Shock had been invited to ensure that the process went as smoothly as possible. Fortunately, all Jewel had to do was threaten to make him cook his own food until the frame was complete; he quickly resigned to helping.

Shock vehemently enjoyed hovering at Finkelstein’s shoulder and watching his every move. Occasionally she even literally breathed down his neck, just for kicks. It only took a few swats to his skull with a hand crank before he stopped trying to surreptitiously “improve” the designs outside of the parameters Carver and Jewel had set.

The eldest trickster also surprised both the scientists by not only understanding all the technical jargon and symbols in the blueprints, but catching a few minor flaws before either of them, and offering insightful suggestions for efficient modifications. White her input, the design process went by exceedingly quickly, and by the end of the day the first prototype base frame was built and ready to install.

Shock continued “helping” while the new limbs and their attachment mechanisms got fitted onto Carver’s cage, much to the Doctor’s chagrin and his creations’ amusement. Once that was done, the two teenagers were ushered out of the tower as quickly as he could manage.

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Aggie was manning the counter when Barrel walked in. She smiled politely, rang a small bell behind the counter, and then proceeded to make small talk with him to keep him fully distracted from any potential mischief while he waited.

The witches had recently made a minor upgrade of their own. Rather than having to shout across the premises when there were more customers than witches -- or risk Agatha forgetting to shout at all, and leaving the shop unattended again -- they had spelled a small network of bells to ring in harmony with each. There were three simple patterns of tones the bells could make, depending on the situation, and the one Aggie had just sounded was the most specific one.

Agatha was lying across her bed on her stomach, flipping through Mortician Weekly and contemplating whether to switch to the latest makeup brand endorsed therein, when the bell in her room went off.

The teen witch squealed and scrambled off the bed. She quickly patted down her hair and dress and adjusted her hat, taking a short moment to check her appearance in the mirror before dashing down to the shop area.

Agatha rushed through the door, almost sliding across the floor on her heels. She skidded to a stop, put her hands on the counter to steady herself, and struck a pose of relaxed calm as if she had been there all along. She bit her lips before putting on a smile of polite interest.

“Hi, Barrel.”
It took several hours for the trio to carve the new head. The eye in the center took the longest to create; Shock made it fairly detailed with a slitted pupil and fiery iris, cut in at different depths to create a mildly shaded effect. Lock made the left eye into a jagged swirl. Barrel did a pretty basic crescent design for the right eye, pointing to the side like a confused bulldog. The mouth on the front was a similarly simple wedge smile with two fangs pointing down. The mouth on the back was made from three vaguely horizontal but irregularly shaped slits. By the time Carver’s non-vision-based spatial sense recognized the lines together as an implied pair of thick kissy lips, it was too late. The trio reveled in the mock-tantrum and dramatic vine-slaps that followed that realization. Finally, Barrel painted a long up-turned “nose” and curvy “mustache” above the hind-facing mouth. His siblings broke down in cackles for a few moments upon seeing it, but refused to tell Carver why. His spatial sense couldn’t make out the flat painting, so he simply had to trust that they at least wouldn’t disrespect his autonomy enough to put something on his head that he explicitly wouldn’t be okay with.

When Carver returned to Jack and Sally’s house that evening, the Pumpkin King tried to gently inform him of the nature of the drawing. Carver’s response to that information -- and Jack’s innocent confusion regarding said response -- set Sally into a short fit of giggles. The rag doll then came as close to blushing as her physiology would allow and hurried herself to bed to avoid explaining to her boyfriend why exactly she was laughing.

Jewel was ready and waiting for them the next day. She had some short notes already prepared for the basic design of the framework, such as the main structural material and the types of joints needed at specific points in order to maintain stability while allowing for reasonable range of motion. Carver was happy to give his input on what he would consider upgrades from his previous endoskeleton design.

The biggest request was for a sort of swiss army knife -esque shifting tool set for each arm, including a saw, a scoop, several sizes and shapes of blades (both serrated and not), and chisels of various types. The old frame had only had one retractable double-edged straight knife for each arm, and he always had to borrow other tools from the trio or Behemoth when making heads or jack-o-lanterns.

Carver sneered. “It’s no wonder Finklefart always loses the contest. It never occurred to him, even as he was making what he intended to be the ultimate pumpkin-carving machine, that you might need more than one kind of tool for the job.”

Jewel sighed. “I… am just now understanding the context behind that time he made you help out in the lab, and no matter what tool he asked you for, you always brought him a hammer.”

Carver’s middle eye narrowed from the bottom as his front mouth closed and widened a bit. “It was worth having the hammer thrown at me. Wasn’t surprised he didn’t catch on to my point, though. I learned… pretty fast, not to expect much from him.”

“...I--”

Carver waved her off. “You jammed his wheels and let Shock duct tape his mouth shut. Any apologies on your part would be redundant at this point.”

Jewel visibly relaxed at that. She nodded. “Anyway… Back to the new body. I assume you still want detachable limbs?”

“Yes. Please,” he added. He bunched up some of his vines into shoulder-like shapes and shrugged them. “I mean... It’s fine if it takes more work to detach them; I expect the arms’ll be a lot more complicated just by necessity. I can manage having to decide whether it’s worth twenty minutes to disassemble each limb for whatever reason. The biggest thing is that my vines need to be free to separate out and move on their own as easily as possible. I’d rather have arms that dangle uselessly but don’t come off at all, than ones that can be removed but which vines are stuck inside whenever they’re attached.”

“A completely fair desire.” The scientist jotted that down under the ‘requirements’ section of her notes. “I have some ideas, but it will take a while to implement them all. How about I make you a base structural framework first, with attachment points for the tools and tool-swapping mechanism to be added later?”

Carver nodded. “Sounds good to me. About how long will that take?”

“Well... “ Jewel hesitated, making calculations in her mind. “First I have to design the entire thing, so that I know where those initial attachment points will be and the form they have to take. If I do the creation process properly, I’ll also then need to make at least a few scale models and prototypes to catch any design flaws early on. Igor is a dear about retrieving tools and laying out plans, but… Well, Harold didn’t create him to be particularly intelligent. The design process isn’t something he’ll be able to help with.”

She lifted her skull cap and rubbed her brain half thoughtfully. “I’m also… unused to working alone, except on minor projects that my husband thinks would be ‘beneath him’ in some way. I’ll… probably be rather slow, starting out. Even if I skip the scale models -- which I really shouldn’t -- and put you in the first prototype… Perhaps three days to a week?”
“More catastrophic in the long run,” Jewel said dryly. “And the process of scraping millions of tiny melted metal flecks off of various surfaces to avoid potential significant danger later on would have been quite a fun task, which I would most certainly have included you in.”

The female Finkelstein’s eyes flashed behind her goggles as she heard Shock put the slightest emphasis on the word, blast. She quickly stepped over to the mechanism the oldest trickster has last been working on to give it a quick inspection, just in case.

The Doctor growled and tried to slap Barrel’s arm away, but his tiny gloved hands did little more than bounce uselessly off the boy’s girth. The thick rubber gloves also prevented him from making any progress when he switched to scraping away at the edge of the tape.

Jewel ignored them both. At a cursory glance, the materials Shock had used would make an annoyingly sticky mess, but wouldn’t create enough of a shockwave to create any significant damage. The triggering mechanism wasn’t particularly incendiary, either. She couldn’t make out right away how it was supposed to be activated, but as the tricksters were all meandering in the general direction of the door and weren’t close enough to activate it, it likely didn’t matter.

She started making rounds of her own, making note of what needed to be cleaned or fixed as soon as possible versus what could reasonably be put aside for a few hours or days.

Carver responded in time with his friends when Jack said the pumpkin creature would be staying with him. He flailed about, half of his movements being utter nonsense while others were fairly obvious mimery, such as forming a shape roughly like the twisted tree above the trio’s lair and its accompanying treehouse.

The extra flailing also helped to disguise the movement of vines which were being used to open his cage and tuck the nitro vial inside.

He paused slightly in confusion when Jack said ‘get you four to the pumpkin patch,’ but decided not to draw attention to it. If the Pumpkin King had forgotten about taking Carver home with him, Carver was definitely not going to remind him.

He curled a bunch of vines together into a ball with two thick ends twisted together and sticking upward from one side, giving Barrel an obvious thumbs-up regarding the lightning switch. However, quiet tapping carried a message: Nice timing, genius. Should have pulled it one of the times he was screaming.

As the group left the main lab and headed down the ramp to exit the tower completely, Jewel shook her head, rang for Igor to come assist, and got started on cleaning up the ridiculous mess left behind. The dissolving body parts would likely have to be disposed of first, as the pile was exuding toxic fumes from both the flesh and what was left of the tape.

Before that however, she wanted to set Shock’s little project to the side. Better to avoid tripping over it and accidentally setting off the trigger.

She crouched down and carefully scooped it up. She had just enough time to feel the weight shift of liquid rushing prematurely from one chamber into another and figure out the exact timing method Shock had used, before the timer jumped from thirty to zero, and the bomb went off in her face.

Two kinds of viscous liquid flew outward from the device, pushed in opposite directions by the sudden small explosion between them. Jewel’s hair was blasted upward and formed into a halo of goopy spikes. Her face was blackened by ash from the initial detonation, and likewise covered in splatters of goop. Luckily, her goggles had protected her eyes from both the blast and the projectiles.

Not that Jewel could see at the moment, but the puddles on the walls, floor, and machinery on one side of the room were already hardening into a chemical cement. The other side would be easier to cleanup in the short run, but would leave a residue which would appear completely transparent from some angles -- but quite sparkly from others.
Nah, this is more funny, Carver replied to Barrel's comment. And it was, nothing that could actually be between a person's legs could ever be as hilarious as picturing the literal interpretations of descriptions like 'cave of wonders' and 'writhing joystick of love'. He really didn't want to ruin the wonderfully ridiculous images that flooded his mind every time he read one of those books.

Finkelstein detached the cage from its mount in the exoskeleton, pulled it free, and shoved it in Jack’s direction with a glare. That finished, he forcefully gestured at his face, then the trio, then the door.

“Oh good,” Jewel said cheerfully. “It looks like he’s finished. And just in time to avoid the mess Shock was about to make, too! If you four wouldn’t mind helping Carver out of here, I’ll get to work cleaning up the lab. Once it’s in some semblance of order again, I’ll start on a new, proper design for a body upgrade.”

The Doctor pointed again at his taped up lips, snorting out attempted demands. Jewel smiled at him sinisterly. “Oh, I haven’t forgotten about that, dear,” she told him. “As far as I’m concerned, this--” she waved about at the current state of their home, “--is all your doing. Unfortunately, given your limited mobility, I can’t make you clean it up yourself. So instead, until Igor and I have made a satisfying amount of headway, you can stay right where you are, exactly as you are.”

Her husband let out another screech through his nose, which she completely ignored.

Carver wished he still had a head, either to smirk or burst out laughing; he couldn’t decide which. In any case, he wanted to revel in Finkelstein’s comeuppance, and it was only so satisfying when he couldn’t specifically add to the aggravation.

He hesitated a bit when the trio offered to make him a head themselves. They weren’t altogether unskilled at it, but he would probably never quite get over their first attempt at “helping” him with one. On the other hand, though, at the very least, he could trust them to make a serious attempt to do the best they could and take his sense of style into account. One more thing to set them apart from his creator...
Carver slowed down his gestures just enough so that the adults would be able to see him mime with five long vines and the tip of one more, to create a noodly stick figure to walk through the air with a disproportionately long “extra limb” dangling between its legs. Meanwhile, he tapped out, I don’t know what it actually looks like; that’s just how some of Sally’s books describe it. Man-hood. With that, he went back to madly flailing and giving another set of instructions, which Lock was elected to carry out.

Jewel let out a tiny sigh at the visible part of Carver’s explanation of his doodles. She silently watched as Lock climbed atop the electrical sphere, but quickly stepped over to pull the emergency shutdown switch before the machine could get properly warmed up and cause a dangerous amount of damage.

The female Finkelstein finally spoke up, quite firmly. “Let’s not bring the ceiling down on top of everyone in here, shall we? Thank you.”

She gave each of the trio a sharp look to make sure they understood not to press the limits she was setting, then turned back to watch her husband.

Who was quite furiously snarling through his nose and pointing at the box of spare parts where Carver’s old mechanical limbs had been disposed of.

A quick examination alerted Jewel to a problem: One of the legs had already been partially dismantled, and an arm was still mangled beyond easy repair, after the pumpkin creature had jammed it in the Doctor’s wheelchair.

“Apologies, but it appears these limbs are simply non-usable. Would you be alright going without until I can make you some proper upgrades? With your input on the design, of course.”

Carver lifted up his vines to make the vague shape of a pair of eyes and a mouth, then ran another along the outline of those features. He tapped out a quiet message for the trio to translate, as well: He couldn't make a head to see or talk with, as his carving knives were part of his arms.
For most of this, Jewel remained completely unconcerned with the trio's mayhem, keeping her gaze decidedly locked on her husband. Who, after failing either to convince Lock not to do what Carver had told him to, or to prevent Carver from giving out any more instructions, went back to frantically sawing and de-riveting as fast as he could manage.

Meaning neither of them was paying any attention to what Shock was doing.

Jewel’s curiosity got the better of her when Barrel clearly understood the chaos that was the pumpkin creature’s silent communication. She glanced over to see what information he had gleaned from all the waving -- and immediately guessed the rest of the plan when she saw paint going onto the heads. She bolted for the door, managing to close it behind her just in time to avoid getting splattered.

Finkelstein, however, was not nearly so lucky. He let out a screech as his goggles were suddenly covered in a glob of blue paint. Upon trying to wipe them clean, he discovered that his gloves had been hit with a stream of red.

White the Doctor was busy trying to regain his lost vision, Carver spread out all of his vines to catch as much of the flying colors as possible. He then proceeded to smear the paint all over the exoskeleton, attempting to blindly draw various funny faces and childishly obscene pictures.

While loudly tapping out another countdown.

Jewel waited several seconds for the majority of the paint to be spent before coming back in the room. She cleared her throat, then spoke as if nothing had interrupted her train of thought. "My suggestion would be the spare body parts," she said toward Shock, in response to Jack's earlier inquiry. "I don't think my husband should be in any position to make any other creatures for... a while. And it seems your brother has already gathered several of them up for more efficient application," she added.
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