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Kor glared at the unsuspecting village with the voracity of a rabid wolverine. How long had it been since such a feast presented itself to him? No longer would he have to skulk in the shadows, desperately grabbing a quick meal and fleeing before he alerted the guard. No, now he would be able to languish in the joys of feeding. He had an entire army on his side to plunge the town into chaos, the perfect environment for a Darkwraith to hunt. Kor felt his red eye orb pulsating like a second heartbeat, and he salivated in anticipation. Surprise, numbers, and raw power were on his side; a red orb invasion would be perfectly safe. Then, his new master gave the order.

As the science dude was giving orders, Kor was already clenching the orb in his hand and a red aura swirled about him. He wondered where in the village he would show up. Would it be by an innocent maiden, a virtuous nobleman, children at play? The Darkwraith sunk into a pit of blackness that appeared beneath him, and within a few seconds emerged from the ground at the location his red eye orb had whisked him away to. He looked around for a moment to get his bearings, and saw the doors of a small temple about twenty feet ahead of him. Jackpot!

The villagers who saw him appear began shouting something about a demon as he marched towards the temple doors, but he paid them no mind. Let them shout about a demon while they could; they would all have bigger problems to worry about momentarily. With a swift kick, he blasted open the doors and saw his prey: an old man kneeling down in prayer, unaware that it was his own faith that had brought this fiend upon him. Kor gave the man no chance to escape, or even to call upon the gods for protection; he dashed at the priest, cutting down an innocent churchgoer in his frenzy, tangible darkness writhing about in his left hand. Then, that darkness began to glow bright red. Kor picked the priest up by his bald head with his dark hand and finally felt the nourishment surging into his body. Holy men were always so replete with humanity, but now this man's pool of faith was sucked as dry as a blistering, cracked, lake bed.

It was enough to appease Kor's hunger for now. No longer was he caught up in the fervor of the hunt, and his perception of the situation was now clear, his thoughts rational. He released the shell of a priest and watched with amusement first as he trembled on the ground, and then shrieked like a madman, charging around the temple looking for anything with a pulse to attack. The few people in the temple were not armed and were unprepared to take on this abomination, so the fled the building, crying for help. Kor simply whistled a jolly tune, grabbed one of the small candles that were scattered about, and let its flame dance along the curtains of the temple windows. This would only benefit the Dungeon Keeper's campaign. Kor's actions would distract the village's defenses from focusing on the invading force. Plus, what would it do to the town's morale to see their holy building go up in flames before any other?
I scoop up a wad of Mint Chocolate Chip ice cream and throw it at ManiacMaestro shouting, "ICE CREAM FIIIIIGHT!"
Kiori sat silently and thought about what Rylee was saying. It was true, a rural village would be their best bet, but the guild had means of finding them even in such situations. Even if the villagers could be made to cooperate with them completely, it was just prolonging the inevitable event of their encounter with an assassin. Plus, there was a factor that Rylee hadn't considered. "Perhaps it's better if they don't trust us," Kiori replied. "If the guilds find any evidence that a village has been assisting fugitives, you know what will happen. By asking them for help, we'd be putting their lives in danger. I'm sure that's not something you want on your conscience."

He wondered, though, if something like that would bother his own conscience. It wasn't an assassin's job to worry about trifling matters such as whether the target was innocent or guilty. Likewise, if his own survival was all that mattered, it shouldn't matter who he tore through to live. But no, even if his conscience had been subdued through his conditioning, it was not completely numb. Trampling the innocent was out of the question, and not just because he knew Rylee would never approve, but also because he didn't approve. Thank the gods that there was enough of himself left to make such a fundamental moral decision. However, the voice of his conscience was far too faint for him to rely on entirely. He would need someone else's.

"Rye," he continued in a somber tone, "I can acquire supplies from one of those rural villages with or without consent, and without fear of them attempting to do me any harm. You think the way I carry myself now is intimidating? Well, perhaps I should show you the power that the guild brought out in me." He looked Rylee directly in the eyes with as gentle an expression as his stern face could muster. "What I am about to do will cause you no harm. It is simply a form of intimidation that needs to be experienced to be understood." With that, Kiori took a deep breath and called upon the magic lying dormant within his body. His muscles became tense, his teeth clenched, and immediately all the animals in the area fled in fear. An aura of pure dread emanated from Kiori's body, and to Rylee it would feel as though a pseudo-solid substance was draped over her. Terrifying and oppressive simultaneously, the aura tangled up one's fight or flight instincts so that all they could do was gape in a paralyzed panic.

After two seconds, Kiori relaxed and the aura instantly vanished; that was enough for Rylee to understand, and he did not wish to expose her to it more than he had to. He gave Rylee a moment to regain herself before continuing his explanation. "Using that, I can take whatever we need without harming anyone or risking harm to myself." That aura of intimidation would be ineffective against assassins, or even bold mercenaries, but against a town of peasants he may as well be death incarnate. "Would you approve of such a tactic?" Kiori knew it was essentially glorified banditry, but it was the only way he could think of surviving without spilling innocent blood.
I pray really hard for God to turn the lava into ice cream.
I set fire to the expansive field.
I propose we attempt to convince the orcs to attack the humans. While the heroes are dealing with the orc "threat" we can establish a foothold in the south. Regardless of whether the orcs or humans win, we will benefit from weakening one of the two forces. Orcs are dumb and aggressive, so it shouldn't be too hard to pull off.
On the other hand, Miyamoto Musashi is one of the most epic guys ever.


He was one of the world's first and greatest trolls.

Sasaki Kojiro: How dare you treat our duel with such frivolity! At least have the dignity to appear on time!

Miyamoto Musashi: Lol. U mad bro?

SK: Yes! Now draw!

MM: K. *smacks Sasaki with boken* gg, I'm out.

Angry Mob: Kill that dishonorable cur!

MM: *Riding away on boat* Nice boat, amiright? Btw, Tokugawa wins. Oops, spoilers. lolz.
@Takashi
"Watch the skies and know their nature when planning troop movements. Heavy rain may slow your troops, but not enough will leave them parched and unable to fight."


This alone made Kongming (Zhuge Liang) legendary.
I would also recommend reading Sun Tzu's Art of War. There's some pretty good information on how these kinds of wars are waged.
I think I'm going to start the IC either tomorrow or the day after that. I've kept everyone waiting long enough.


Woo! Time to suck the sanity out of peaceful rural townships and have the inhabitants destroy themselves.
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