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Del Sombra looked incredibly distracted. A handful more gods had trickled in. Her gaze would tilt to the door just before one entered, and give a mechanical nod as they did enter. There was little heart in it, like she was only partly aware of her current surroundings. But in truth, she just had her gaze elsewhere for now. Swirling like a storm over the mortal realm. Taking all in at once, and then zooming closer to the much finer details. It was a marvel at how life could progress with little interference from gods. Through the silence, she had been keeping watch over the mortal realm for most of her free time. And only pulled herself away ever so often to go join the goddesses in their hijinx, and of course in Asivar’s battle royals.

Some centuries may be nothing to gods… true. A year was a mere bat of an eye for an immortal. But still… so many misunderstand how far time advances for them. How the mortals adjust to their daily lives. The wars, the inventions, the development. Cities grew more massive, and the architecture changed with time. From the wood and tar walls with whicker roofing, to magnificent buildings and tenements made of stone and shingle. Cities had even grown more dense, where it was less common for a resident to own their own home… and instead shared living spaces with other families.

Children continued playing their strange games. And wild life seemed to have evolved a bit in some areas.

Machines of war grew more intricate, from regular catapults to trebuchets, hwachas, arrow carts, and cannons. And though rare and nearly inconvenient, were firearms. Devilish creations that can punch armor, but were terribly slow and expensive that Del Sombra could only find them in operation under the use of nobles and some adventurers.

What a wonderful world. Well… time to see what her favorite mortal was doing.




Far below the clouds of the mortal realm, a Sergal climbed a massive tree in the middle of a bog. Above it was a small shoddy looking treehouse. A creation that basically laughed in the phase of any logical being, and invited only the demented to take permanent residence. With it’s cobbled together foundation in the branches of a tree, rope sloppily made rope ladder, and uneven spacing between boards… a true mason would only cry at the horror. But the truth was… it was made by children.

The massive female allowed every bit of slur and profanity in her native tongue drip from her mouth like a leaky faucet. Some of it was cursing the strange vampiric like giant moths waiting for her below. Some of it was directed to the souls of the children who built the damned thing so high up. And a lot of it was at herself for taking a job… with no pay… from a child.
“FAH! If Reeva did not have such a soft heart, she wouldn’t be in this place! But nooo! She had to listen to a skin bag’s bastard child complain about monstrous voices and whispers in the dark!” She hissed as one of the rungs snapped under her weight, and immediately grabbed hold of the rope.

“Just child’s imagination! NOPE! OH STORM FATHER IT COULDN’T BE THAT SIMPLE COULD IT!? Because the ENTIRE ORPHANAGE IN A SWAMP! A SWAMP! WAS CLAIMING THE SAME THINGS! THEN SOME PINK MENTIONED SOME CHILD’S MONSTER SLAYER CLUB YEARS BACK! AND HERE REEVA IS!”

“ON MONKEY ROPE, CLIMBING UP TO A ROTTING HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF A FORSAKEN FOG FULL OF AK’ABS! Oh-ho-ho AND JUST AS NASTY AS THEY SAY! ‘Something I could not, and must not recall’ REEVA’S ASS! YOU CAN CERTAINLY REMEMBER THOSE HORRIBLE THINGS!”

The mortals complaints and livid prattling did not cease until she finally had both feet squarely inside of the tree house.

The child made construction was surprisingly large. It allowed enough room for her to stand up straight and walk around. Chairs, charcoal, and ink were all over. Some dolls and fake swords lied around. Drawings were hung on the wall with patches of dried tar. They were all faded. And dust covered everything.

But some searching around lead her to what was the clubs handbook. They were crudely drawn, but the instructions seemed clear… better than what the map was. Each page detailed the nightmareish creatures in the bog many of which she has seen, including her vicious little friends below. But one final page remained…

“… Bogeyman?” She couldn't read the words. But she recognized the picture to many different children's stories.
@dragonmancer
Reeva would be down for that if you catch up to her. I was thinking of merging a "What she's currently doing" post in with my next one for Sombra.

Could meet up with her while she's on the job. In a tournament ring. Or in a bar. But warning, she's no knight (technically a lord... but you know what I mean), and she's a very literal gal. There are some things she eventually picked up. Like "fuck me" not actually meaning to drag them off to the nearest inn.

"Nothing goes over Reeva's head. Reeva's reflexes are too quick. She'd catch it."

Mind you... while she knows common, she can't read it.
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A lie just conceals The Truth, but does not break it.


A lie with a temporal edit will, for the truth no longer holds.
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THE TRUTH CANNOT BE BROKEN.

In all seriousness, I'm thinking of adding a Mjolnir aspect to The Truth so no one but Ben can lift it purely so I can have Ben unironically yell "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH."

The other half of his call to action will be to try and find a way to break The Truth.


Did you try telling a lie?
Okay so I was thinking about a sword-cutting-sword a little and realized... that's hella impractical to block, don't you think? Like imagine someone tries an overhead strike down towards you and you hold your blade horizontal to block? Well, the lower half with the hilt just keeps going and MAYBE hits something. But that upper half? Yeah that's definitely going to leave a mark on the blocker.


Yeah it's impractical, and there are times when a bronze sword had killed a defender for being too soft. The Upper half went over harmlessly, but the bottom half of the bronze sword carved them open.

Which is why I like the Shard Blades design. It only cuts through materials when it's in motion. If held steady, it blocks. And in the story, shard blades often deflected other swords by using the flat. That's if bearer didn't immediately cut the weapon to size before it got too close.

But it's also a double edged sword as it has it's own problems. The length of the sword is between a two hander and a long sword. But the hilt is usually designed with that of a one hander. While it's light, it still has weight, and swinging it uncontrollably will get you killed. And probably kill your friends if they didn't give you any room.

There's also the problem that stepping into the swing basically disengages the primary threat, and like all other swords, it can still be caught by the flat of the blade. Being lighter, and swung no where near as hard... it's doable.
@dragonmancer

"I angered the god too. He wasn't as kind. Hopefully you'll be better than him."

Also, the idea of Ben blocking a sword that can piece dragonscale with a cinder block makes me giggle.


It does specifically say "pierce" not "slice" :P. The devil is in the details.

How would Jackal and Reeva get along?
Updated Del Sombra's opinins

@Legion02 Sombra now occasionally joins in on the good fun he has in his realm in her demi-human monk form.
@HueMan you've been added to her opinions. Sombra doesn't call him mad.
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Is that the game where you fight a Minecraft at the end?


That's grimrock 1... where you fight a giant mechanical one shoting cube.

Grimrock 2, it's Wizard + Lindworm (the Wyvern), then annoying lepricon, then Wizard again for end bosses. Unlike 1, you need to be at a pretty high level for a good chance, and be a confident dodger.
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She's probably min-maxed.


Nah... plenty of classes don't need to be min-maxed.

Barbarians, Sword Saint (AKA Kensai), Fighters, Swashbucklers, Wizards, Some rogue builds, annnnnnnnnd sometimes Paladins.

She's basically based on Sword Saint and fighter. Not really an optimal build, as you'd usually cross Sword Saint with rogue to eventually get the ability to use armor.
Seeing Drake's artifacts, it seems Ha needs to up his game in the artifact business.
But that's a later problem.

Also, i'd like for the city of Ha'zufel to be inhabited. It will of course not be as large as the last bastion of humanity, but it will be better defended. Except for the fact they don't have enough people to man the walls...
I plan on doing stuff there, they won't be worshippers of Ha.


Pft :P At least his hero isn't mostly mortal :P.

The camel is the most mortal of em all followed by Reeva.

But to be fair... in Sombra's defense, if a single woman, who survived 12 years of war, can go through an island full of puzzles and monsters, and deal with a f*cking annoying lepricon (irish halfling) without loosing her damned mind, and THEN kill the Island's Master - a wizard riding a Wyvern -...

...you might not need god powers. You're basically a level 20+ DnD hero.

That island was inspired off of Legend of Grimrock 2, and that game can get nasty pretty fast.
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