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*Grabs onto your foot and pulls myself toward you, hitting you in the stomach with both hands and pushing myself backwards, sending you flying to the edge of the shore*


*Slides to a stop, still having never left the parallel, and motions forward as if to jet toward you again*
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*Twists my body before the blow lands and flings half of the scissors at you, and slices the other half at the air in front of me*


*Cuts my own motion short and knocks away one half with my blade while kicking the other out of your hand*
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*Slides dangerously close to the outer edge of the blade and closes the distance, kicking your kneecaps in backwards*


*Forward flips above you, swinging my scythe in front of me and hooking its punctum into your back*
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*Hits the ground and bends my knees at a sharp angle to kick up against the bottom flat of your scythe, then pushing off my hands to hoist the entire thing above myself and lurching at the weapon's neck, using it to propel myself past your shoulder at ludicrous speed*


*Pivots to turn around and spins my scythe around my hand, maintaining a perfect circle of metallic death in the middle of your path*
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*Splits them in half again and flings one into each of your eyes*


*This time ducks and dashes forward again, hooking my scythe's curve around your waist and yanking toward myself*
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Good enough for me!
*Bounces backwards, scissors in hand, and snips at where you were standing*


*Digs my heel into the shore and dashes to you with my own burst of speed, and swings my scythe blade between the halves of the scissors to prevent them from closing*
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*As you move your scythe into places, jumps and slams feet-first into your hands with renewed speed*


*Winces and slides backward linearly against the shore, taking careful measures to not move an inch to the left or right*
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*Slides across the shore of the river and regains my footing, launching off with the same blurred speed as before and hurling each half of the scissors at the same target behind you*


*Twists my scythe an eighth turn and pushes the handled end forward, hitting the blade to my 1:00 before the one at my 4:00*
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*Grabs the neck with two hand and swings upward as if hanging on a pair of monkey bars, before following through with a meteor kick and a lurch for something behind you*


*Twists my body with the scythe, batting you squarely in the liver with its handle and flinging you back toward the eleven, my feet not shifting an inch throughout the process*
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*Arcs toward you in a blurred streamer of orange and white, the same pair of scissors inexplicably in my hand, emblazoned with aquatic blue edges and gleaming silver handles*


*Flicks my scythe in a quarter-turn counterclockwise, catching the edge of the scissors with the flat of my blade and knocking you downward with its neck*
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