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*shrugs and pulls out a small knife*
Just… Nevermind.


Hold out your hand and picture your base in your mind.
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Alright, just don’t judge my base. It’s a little messy and I wasn’t expecting company.


How bad could it possibly be?
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It’s at my base, why?


I’m going to equip you to fight these snakes.
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That sounds more like what I expected. The other description sounds… not so bad.


We need to retrieve your favorite weapon as well. Do you have it with you?
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Contrarian is a bit harsh of a word, I’d like to say I’m more of a open-minded individual.


Then put open-mindedly, you die a long, excruciatingly painful death.
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*shrugs*
That actually sounds kinda fulfilling.


*Pauses*
Are you contrarian about everything?
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Why?


How many different lifetimes would you like to experience in a single moment before being washed away?
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With water?


Of a sort. Not the kind you want to touch.
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I hate to admit the amount of times I have been sent or teleported to a desert as a way to kill me.


Then you may be pleased to learn that our last emergency stop is a river.
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As a sniper you gotta have a respect for time. Otherwise you’d miss your mark.


In the same way, you'll have to learn to navigate this awful place.
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