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Current I've just written the worst post i've ever made in an Rp, and i don't know how i could have made it better.
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The suns never set, here. It span around the sky, brushing against the horizon every so often, like it was taunting the people down below in their little tents with the promise of sleep. Janus tried not to let it bother him, as he folded his arms behind his head and lay down on the sand, waiting for sleep to take him. The wind was always quiet here. It spun lazily, chasing it's own tail like a thing the Elder had once talked about in one of his mad rants before the drink and the juice had claimed him away in the night. He took a moment to think back to those days, when the grains of sand had seemed so much more bigger, and the men so much taller. He smiled fondly, awash in childhood nostalgia.

Well, he certainly wasn't going to get any sleep, soon. Not with this perpetual sunlight. He sat up, and took stock of his surroundings. Just like every day on Vindaugr, the horizon was the same. Sand. Great piles of the stuff, sculpted and molded into slow waves, some dunes unfathomable metres in height, casting the closest thing this area ever received to night with their bulk. This place was nothing but that. Oh, and Janus. And his project.

The project lay in a comparatively flat part of sand. It was only a couple of centimetres high, but the thing took up a large amount of horizontal space. It lay across a dune, splitting it in half. Perhaps from above one might be able to see some pattern, but from ground level, all that could be seen was a thin pane of glass. And, at one corner, a piece of newly-forged anneleation crackled and smoked at the sand below it as it solidified. It fused with the rest of the piece, the liquid glass fusing with each successive layer of craftwork. If you put your ear to it, you could almost hear the material squealing, happy to be whole again. But you'd also set your hair on fire.

It was Janus' masterpiece. It'd taken him months to smelt the kilns, to use the secrets of glass and dust in this way, to set up the design and enact it out. No where else on this continent did one find anything close to this quality, nothing that even resembling it. Nothing even close. He'd done it alone, since he didn't trust anyone else to do his work for him. But it was almost complete. All it needed was the last final touch.

Janus took his time while admiring the thing, the way it glinted in the light. He remembered when he'd had the idea, in a dream during a sandstorm. He'd done his best to remember it, to write it down and to somehow immortalize it, but when the only thing you have next to you is sand and tarp, it'd been a wonder he'd managed to draw anything at all. Or that it hadn't blown away. Or a million and one other things had happened since, that hadn't shuffled him into doing this almost directly after his dream. The shamen called it a divine vision and had more or less shoved him out here, where his mad idea wouldn't hurt anyone else, and for good reason.

Janus stood, at the far end of the glass rectangle, and bent down, grasping at the thing with both hands. He heaved. The thing shook, groaned a hideous moan of stress and pain, but lifted up, agonizingly slowly, remnants of sand pouring off of it. He went under the thing, and brought it further and further up. The stained glass of a thousand layers creaking, slowly rising further and further up, until it touched the sky. The sun shone through the thing, leaving the coloured shadows all over the dunes. It was a figure, all in gold, and for a moment, it shone.

Janus pushed on.

The thing collapsed the other way, accelerating all the way down. It impacted on the sand and shattered quickly, the shards of a thousand pieces of glass making a noise almost like rain as, one by one, they embedded themselves into the desert. Soon the wind would rub them down to grain, and then there would be nothing left to ever show that anything but sand had ever been here. He grinned, and stretched his hands up in the air. Then he gathered up his things and went home. He took the long way.
@Stern Algorithm

The shifty white blob things were pouring into the building, and the conversation was cut short by the Hellhound turning and pounding a rabbit into so much veal mince. Good thing, too, because Violetta had already drawn her weapon in order to teach the annoyingly curious girl a lesson. Her little pre-act of anger was hidden in all the rush, and presumably the other girl had just assumed she'd pulled it out to fight. And all the better, because now there was a whole bunch of punching bags to take her anger out on. Humans were boring to kill. They screamed, and ran away at the slightest little burn, and the smell always made her hungry. Even witches rarely did more then sit still and throw stuff. She grinned, the fire dancing behind her eyes already, glancing around the room, and taking stock of sightlines.

Screw ranged combat.

She took a pose like a sprinter at a marathon, and charged. She went at a cluster of the things, staying low, her arms cradling her weapon of choice as it spewed out a spray of hellfire to her right. For a moment, it caught the shaft of light, turning the globules into a greasy oil-slick rainbow in the sky, before the pilot light stole the greens and blues, leaving only the red greasy fire. Violetta slid across the inverted ceiling, knocking out a cluster of the hideous things without even slowing down. That was important. You slowed down and you died. She hit the wall, and bounced off it, repeating her maneuver from earlier.

@Stern Algorithm

Was that a joke? It was so hard to tell, in the darkness. Violetta blinked, unsure of what exactly to say. Then her brain came up with something good.

"She attacked an officer of Aurora City Authority." she began, gesturing vaguely to her hip. There was nothing there, between all the waiting, but it got a point across. "Assault on an officer of the ACA, Resisting Arrest, Conspiracy to Commit Criminal acts, Unauthorized Invocation of Witches..." She went on, the capital letters slotting easily into place. They had a magic all of their own. They could make you believe what you thought was wrong. She counted on her fingers, trying to sell the lie. "Attempting to deceive an ACA agent in the Execution of their Duties- these aren't petty crimes. We cannot allow such things to be done against the Lady's name, entendido?"

Enemy sighted.

Commence throwing out of a window in the name of the emperor.
Violetta jumped down onto the ceiling, and glared at the other girl while the bi- the Hellhound launched into her prepared shtick about what she was sent to do. She listened with half an ear, not even deigning to give the girl her full attention. The edges of the rooms were covered with work posters, half obscured with the darkness. The only real light in the room had been the hole in the window she'd freed up, filling the room with a single beam which little clouds of dust danced and made little words in the clouds. She tried to read one, but it vanished and changed as soon as she made sense of it. Witch logic. A little pop brought her attention back to the girl blending in to the darkness. She stifled a grin, trying to stop the joke about not being able to see her in the dark, and tried to keep a straight face while she briefed her.

"Well, fine. Just so long as you don't try to stab me in the back. Oh, and just so you know, there's a magical girl in the labyrinth the boss wants dead. Try to take her down, silent-like, if you can. Blonde, purple dress. Should stick out like a sore thumb around these parts."
I wonder how far I can take the whole "Fanatical nationalist racist" thing until I get banned?

Halfway through her second wad of chewing tobacco, Violetta looked up and glanced around. She narrowed her eyes, and if she could've flexed her ears like a dog she would've. Something had gone crash, some distance away. In an infinitely large place of trees, the sound of glass and stone was definately an anomaly. She spat, and the black gob flew down and away into the sky, following a branch. That was new. Had that been there before? Violetta turned, trying to guess where the thing had came from. She picked herself up, and pocketed the wad of chewables, before leaping from tree to tree like she was trying to kick them down, like a manic pinball going for the highest score, all in an attempt not to fall into the abyss. It worked, and she'd covered some decent ground before she'd reached the end of the treeline. There was a building there, a brick chimney place with one conspicuous window that had been smashed open. She perched on the windowsil, and looked inside.

It was her. The black bitc- The Hellhound of Aurora. The lady didn't seem to want to trust her anymore, (Not without reason, Violetta's conscious added) so she'd apparantly decided to send her pet hamster to control her. She fumed, internally, and kicked aside some of the glass still in the sil. Her shadow was blocking the light into the place. With any luck, she'd look menacing and intimidating and not as pissed off as she felt. She opened her mouth, and began talking.

"Oi." She began. That seemed suitably dismissive." This is a Valkyrie operation. If you want something, go wait outside and we'll get to you when we can."
Name: Janus Zizuk.
Gender: Male

Homeworld: The land of Vindaugr. The system orbits closely around the twin suns of Lyessil and Port, and as such, would later be known as a Dead Feral World of little more then dust. Take a fine sliver of sand and heat and bake it in the biggest and most terrible oven the universe has ever seen, and let it dry and crack and batter it in stellar winds before drying it out on the grille of the universe, and that's Vindaugr. What grew out of there prefers to forget it ever existed, and what dies there dries up and becomes one with the sand and dust. The few men and beasts that can grow and thrive in the permanent sandstorm that passes for Meteorology in Vindaugr are wiry sons of mothers, almost camel-like in their abillity to survive in drought.

Appearance: Janus is a small man by Primarch standards, swarthy and reticent like the men of Vindaugr. His hair is dark, and neatly combed daily to an almost fetishistic degree, along with his black, neatly trimmed wispy mustache. His watery Greenish-bluish eyes shine in darkness, almost never blinking. His armour, like the armour of the legions in his command, have waxy, faded regalia, with a "Make-do-and-mend" quality to them. His hands are almost constantly a blur, always sketching out a design on a dataslate or cutting sheets of parchment. His antique tools of his trade, a blowing pipe and collection of interesting sands, are never far from his grip.

Personality: Janus is smart, fiendishly so. There is not a single one of his actions that does not come with a hundred backup plans, and a thousand contingency measures. Not a single move is run past him without him reading a hundred thousand little hints into every single twitch. He reads the world like a rock reads a waterfall, allowing the current to flow past him and taking the worst of him with it. He's far too devious to let himself in to the pleasure of fighting, but vents his pleasure in other ways.

Legion Name: Defenestrators.

Favored tactics: Infiltration and Siege

Favored battlefield role: The Defenestrators are masters of Area Control and Denial, adept and proficient with flame and prometheum-based weapons. Their hands are steadier then average, due to the care and delicacy they devote to their craft, and as such have far more sniper and airtillery units under their command then are usually expected.

Legion Characteristics/Ideology: The Defenestrator Legion is a small company of hardy men. Their creed revolves around the fervent, unshakable belief that anything that happens will eventually pass. All art and order shall eventually be consumed by chaos, and all chaos and delight shall eventually die to order, that there is nothing that will ever survive, or ever could survive. Everything around you is temporary, so enjoy the moment. This leads into their practice of creating stunning, space marine-sized examples of the Glassblower's craftsmanship and then smashing the enemy through them.

The legion's colours are Black and Ice-blue. The pauldrons are hand-crafted, each with the marine's personal insignia delicately woven into the design of the whole. When faced into Close Combat range, the Marines take great pleasure in shoulder-charging the enemy in a last-ditch attempt to fight.
It's not just OoC where I ought to wait. I've already said IC that i'm waiting for someone else to come close so I can ambush them. In hindsight, that was an awful idea outside of character, but I can't for the life of me think of a way to get out of it.


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