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8 yrs ago
Current I've just written the worst post i've ever made in an Rp, and i don't know how i could have made it better.
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9 yrs ago
Give us the doctor.
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I vote against having a discord server. I like having an OOC to shoot the breeze in and without it, RPs really die.

Also i can never get the bloody thing to work on l00nix
@The Book of Bad Juju

I forgot about you when I pinged everybody else


;_;
That's a pretty big if, @Satoshi Kyou. A lot of you are in totally different time zones and are asleep while others are posting.
It's this little monstrousity of a boss monster.
Discord was a mistake.
Aya barely had time to put the surplus counter on Kyoutow Waterfront before it was destroyed. Her Smash hit trap card had been hit and smashed, her beachfront property had closed, and her terrible tarantula-themed totempole of monsters had been unceremoniously banished back to the bottom of her extra deck. She raised both her arms up and screamed until she had to draw breath again. That made her feel a little bit better. Not by much. That, and it looked extra realistic when the giant dragons speared through her body, inflicting attack after attack on her life points. As the last of her life points ran out, the girl didn't stand a chance. Her face became puffy and red, as she took a few deep breaths, before continuing.

"That didn't count!" She stated, trying to take refuge in audacity. "It wasn't my real deck, it was just for show! A-a-and i know it totally looks like i'm running away right now, but - !"

@Zepavil @Lord Szall
"Hah! You thought a little black hole would be enough to stop my kaijus! You must be dumber then I thought. Gamaciel, sic 'em!"

All three monsters turned as they were dragged into the swirling, chaotic void that had appeared in the middle of the game, but only one seemed to be doing anything about it. The Gamera knockoff moved forwards, with a surprising turn of speed for a giant monster. It angled its long, swanlike neck and caught the dark hole in between its teeth. This little slap in the face to all the known laws of physics seemed to go unnoticed, as the monster began to lift itself onto its hind legs, pulling upwards with all of that neck strength. The black hole moved with it, sliding through the sky in a graceful arc, until it left the grip of the turtle's mouth and sailed, gracefully as a bird off into the city surrounding the duel. And everyone's life was subtly improved from that day onwards, as they now knew what it was like to watch a turtle suplex a black hole. Aya thought that was the funniest thing in the world.

"Bwahahahaha! With the simplest cost of just two measly little kaiju counters, i can pull that little stunt off as many times as i want! Just you wait until my turn comes around again, when The Seven Sins ends this whole duel in a single deadly strike of his metal spider legs, ripping through your life points like they were made of paper. Soon you will all know the sound and the fury of a giant spider scorned!"


I think that's just how the chocolate melts in the oven. Look at the one right near the bottom, which is almost flat. I doubt raisins grow that way. Or dry out from figs, or whatever.
Well done.

Whoever can spot the mistake Aya just made while playing gets a free cookie.
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