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3 days ago

Current I want smut, but I want it to be tasteful smut. So give me Huitlacoche.

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5 days ago

You better get your wife a pregnancy test... That was a certifiable Dad Joke

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6 days ago

I'm afraid I don't know a gentleman named Quasimodo, but he seems familiar. The name rings a bell...

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7 days ago

Anyone up for killing a tyrannical dictator next month? It's bring your own knife, but don't worry everyone gets at least one stab at him...

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8 days ago

Well, in English you also bake cookies and cook bacon. So next time make chocolate maple bacon flavored cookies.

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Dark Cloud 3 yrs ago

nOw yOu dUnNiT!

You gotta run curse of strahd else Phil Swift is gonna come to your house and Flex Seal you inside!

SilentWriter83 7 yrs ago

hrnnnnn I've been a terrible partner 
I'm so sorry T^T
replies will come soon if you're still interested
i'd understand if you aren't T^T
so sorry D:

Mistiel 7 yrs ago

NSFW:  I'm not usually into the guy who makes these, but your status reminded me of this.  youtube.com/watch?v=1yZ88YYnnwo

KawaiiKyouko 7 yrs ago

Why yes, I do enjoy being disappointed! Usually I disappoint others, so mightswell enjoy it when its not me!

shylarah 8 yrs ago

Random: It's not easy raising a family.
Necromancer: It is if they're close enough to each other.
Random: ...What?
Necromancer: What?

The Grey Dust 8 yrs ago

Raise them is the easy part. Digging them out? That's the hard part.

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