The Incredible John

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Asura said
The thought of a diplomatic meeting between the Alliance and Valm devolving into a cat fight amuses me greatly

"What do you mean we would have to pay for transportation, the way we see this, we're giving you people jobs! Ohh you want some, it's on now pal! My grandmother could hit harder than that!"

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Winston Smith said
I say no. As does the inquisition.

Your inquisition can kiss our mountain-hiding asses.

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Seems like the kind of man who coild use another wife, maybe one from Gruddden? What do you say to that?

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Winston Smith said
Have you considered that I'm conspiring to weaken your empire through sleep deprivation?

In that case I'm sending my nobles to Valm to start a revolution, a party revolution.

Party like your in Bavaria, jah!

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It wouldn't be much better for Alexander's brother, seeing as he did marry an 18th century go-go girl.

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You mean the Titanpad?

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Asura said
If only we could focus on the asshole of Aventia and not ourselves :p

We have you figure out who's the biggest asshole amoungst ourselves first before we go after the foriegn bastards.

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The Bennipolian god of war must really be liking this right now.

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Winston Smith said
Thanks John! You're incredible!

Ohh you're too sweet Mr. Smith. I might just give up some land for you if you keep this up.

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I've edited my post so it would include our negotiations Mr. Smith.