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You absolutely can not! Puns drive my very being!
"A hand? Absolutely! You can have the whole arm if you're going to do something useful with it." Braud completely ignores how lame that was and keeps right on with the business at hand. Braud assuming that previous request for assistance was directed at himself, for there's ABSOLUTELY no one around as beefy as him. Its literally his thing. Anyway. Braud steps up to the door and gets down on one of his knees, cupping his hands together in the traditional up and over position. "Here you go. Step on up and I'll lift you up to grab some of those torches."

Braud tries not to think about how this position will probably get him a faceful of barely concealed meat. And not that kind he likes either. That's a whole nother kind than what he specializes in. "I'm gonna beat the muckfothering demon who put me in here just for this. This is a travesty." Braud thinks to himself silently, turning his head away from the group. Sometimes its not easy being this beefy. "So uh, while the four of us are getting....acquainted out here, why don't we start building some camaraderie? Like I said, my name is Braud. Braud Werst. I might not look it, but I happen to be an expert mage. And the rest of you are? I suggest we start building trust as soon as possible, otherwise we're all gonna end up dead. Including the person still in their cell!" Braud directs this last comment over to the darkened cell, where the mysterious occupant still sits. "You can come on out you know? Promise we.....or I at least, won't bite!"
Okay, I will really have to ask officially. Can we not post until everyone has posted at least once? Because otherwise things get stupidly convoluted in the way time progresses and other people will be interrupted continuously.
Well, its kinda super awkward to read, at least for me, so I would still appreciate going in post order, though I guess its not super important right now. Also Lalli, all of Braud's skills take energy to use, and at least one turn to cast, so don't worry about unlimited healing from him.
How did Finn count five when theres still one in their cell, and the cell has been magically darkened?
This sounds like an awesome concept! I will be posting a god right after I get off work, if there ade still slots open
Oh, come on. Braud sighs internally as he hears the mystical voice roust him from his induced slumber. Induced by what though? Club to the head? It's all so fuzzy, he can't quite remember. Probably something incredibly contrived and worthless to think about, for the time being. What is important is seeing about getting out of this here cell, finding the Master, and talking all this out over a pint and some steak. Wait hold on, that's wrong. Beating the shit out of the Master? Braud nods his head, his brows furrowed. Yeah, that's better.

The shackles around his wrists and ankles snap open by themselves, thankfully. They were rather tight on him, like most things not custom made. Rubbing his wrists to get the feeling back into his hands, he wanders out of his cell and begins taking in a better look at his surroundings. Okay, dim rune over there. Touch it and...what? Get teleported out of here with all the other poor bastards in this same mess? Then get brutally slaughtered by whatever monsters are in here? Yeah, that sounds about right. No touching that right now then. What's that leave him with?

"Would someone mind helping me out?" Oh, there are other people here! What a nice surprise. He had assumed, but its nice to know that he won't die alone. Lets take a look-see at these mysterious companions. Big buff dude. Looks friendly. Almost....too friendly. Bah, that probably won't be a problem. So he's fine. A young boy. No? A young man, he appears to be in his late teens, though it's hard to tell from all the way over here. He looks like a go getter, that's good. Sounds like he's got fire and a heart for adventure. Should be useful, though Braud's seen plenty of that type get themselves killed. Hope that doesn't happen this time. Okay, rabbity looking lady. Oh, that's an interesting change of pace. Not many animal like people where he's from. She looks rather...flighty? Probably not the type to get too friendly too fast. That's fine. We all have plenty of time to get along down here. And that appears to be it, though the last open cell looks especially dark. Five cells, four people out here, Braud assumes there's someone still in their own cell. Well thats fine, they can stay there right now. He's friendly, but not friendly enough to wander into an especially dark cell with no equipment and possibly get murdered. No thanks.

So he walks out over to the other three standing out front of one of the cells. Maybe the big guy's cell? Probably, considering he's the one touching it. He calls out as he walks to them. "Heyo! Glad to know I'm not the only one at this party. The name's Braud. Lets do our best to not die, eh? What do you need help with?" There. That gets his name out of the way, establishes the fact they have to work together, and offers his help. He's been in enough party scenarios to know the quicker you get stuff like this out of the way, the better. So now all thats left is to get situated and maybe get to know each other before heading out. Braud glances at the rune.

Couldn't have looked more menacing if it tried.
Meat the Wizard, Braud

Name: Braud Werst

Age: 30

Gender: Male

Race: Foodtopian (The Same as Human, in effect)

Personality: Braud is a very jolly man, though sometimes he can be a bit rash. It's all the testosterone in him. He's a great person to be around, and overall very fun. He's pretty carefree in most situation, but that doesn't mean he can't put together a good plan when he needs to. He's also not afraid to stick up for himself. If someone wants to talk shit, they gonna get hit.

Appearance: Braud Werst is, for lack of a better term, and for the sake of making a pun, a very meaty fellow. He stands at 5'5, and weighs about 250 pounds. He's very, very dense, and rather thick, but he would not be called fat by any standard. In fact, most of that weight is muscle, though he's not able to use it super well. Being in shape is just a by product of the kind of magic he uses. His hair is very short, cut military style, and a light auburn in color. His eyes are reddish, like a rare steak. He has a tendency to wear strapping leather clothes that allow a free range of movement, but still cover him up in full pants, and a long leather jacket/short sleeve shirt combo.





Weaknesses: First and foremost, Braud is slow. He's built to high heaven, but he can't run. Unless Beefed, he tops out at about ten miles an hour, max. He can hold this for a while because of his stamina, but you're not gonna be able to get his butt anywhere quick, so he needs to be watched in case some quicker baddie comes after him.

History: Braud was born in the land of The Cornukingdiom, an incredibly unclever combination of the words Kingdom and Cornucopia. The King is not a bright man. Anyway, this is where all of the Foodtopians live, masters of food and all things cuisine. Braud was born and raised here, joining the Royal Mage Army, specializing in meat, like his father and father's father before him. He made a name for himself as the premier mage around, made a lifelong friend in his buddy Gigglioti, the Noodle Knight, and set off for adventure!

My power was out yesterday and I was working today, which is why I've been mysteriously silent.
Im on the last flight home, so I should have it up.within three hours or so. He'll be the mage of the group, if my intention holdz out.
The captain america levels were for infinite spirals. While similar, this one has a different character level. Im on my phone right now, but I'll post my character when I get home and to my computer. Hopefully we'll be able to get to the meat of the RP soon.

And yes, I was the one with the terrifying Sonic avatar. Ive beem tempted to put it back up, but i havent been able to decide yet
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