Johnathan was thrusted out of his slumber which seemed to last for an eon of time. His eyes aimed at the digital clock affixed aloft the small table adjacent to his bed. "I hope I'm not late". He took a hefty swig of a freshly cracked "monster", the humorous libation slithering down his throat in it's refreshing bearing. He grabbed his bag off the floor, flicking the light switch. After the light winked off, Johnathan made his way to his allocated classroom.
Inside the confines of the room were several students, a royal fairy roommate, a mechanical contraption hooked up to an outlet, a cave-girl debating about who to speak to, a smooth operator flirting with some awkward dame, harry potter's equivalent, and a nerdy broad.
His conscience was flooded with the galvanic torque of his metaphysical gears, grinding to process this entire scenario. "There. In the Backseat." He strided past the other students trying to avoid any social contact for their benefit and his own. "Deedle, Deedle don't mind me." He cynically mumbled under his breath.