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7 yrs ago
Current After 10 long years, I am retiring. Thank you RPGuild and the friends made along the way
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7 yrs ago
Urban Creatures
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7 yrs ago
as a man who lives his life in service of the highest good but also loves his woman I wonder, how does god feel about blowjobs?
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7 yrs ago
thank you rpguild
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7 yrs ago
life is a most wonderful gift
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Bio

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I think I'm supposed to put things here for your entertainment

I've been roleplaying on and off for like 10 years ( im 24)
I love writing, especially poetry and hip hop
I am a sound healer, although we coined the term sound alchemist
I play didjeridu , native american flute, chakapa & learning the charango,
I like to RP healers and support classes, although im open to a lot of things.
I don't like demons vampires n all beings of the parasitic nature, they are the enemy

Most Recent Posts

banned for having feelings
banned because I dont need you
I like our new detective @forgiveness
November 1st, 2017 - the Serpent's Lair - 1:12pm

"Hey great catching up Vito! Dinner sometime this week ay?" Sloth said sarcastically waving at the detective "and that was top of the line horse piss I sold ya, you ungratful bastard hahaha" the detective left the Inn and Andria got going, sometimes his mouth got him into some situations.

"Say thanks for finally bringing the wa-" before he could finish Andria had wrapped her arm around him and had a blade teasing his jawline.

"Understood?"

Now this wasn't the first nor the last time sloth has had a weapon pointed in his direction, so he had grown quite comfortable in these situations, this is when the dealer shined. Though he had to admit, she had balls for even touching him, let alone threatening.

speaking in a playfully seductive tone, "Andriaa, doll, you know you're really too pretty to be in this-" so only she could hear "line of work" raising his voice back to normal, "If I wasn't married to the Slums, who knows maybe I'd take you out for a night, show you around the place, teach you a few things, show you a real good time, whadya' say?" grabbing the hand holding the knife he pulled the blade down to his throat pressing it firmly against his skin, his tone changing, laced in dread "I don't know what you think you're trying to pull but don't underestimate for one second the loyalty of the company I keep, if you think for a moment Mabel wouldn't have you gone in a matter of minutes if you tried some funny shit, you need to do some self evaluation doll. It would be a slow, calculated and tortuous affair, every minute would feel like eternity, first a toe, then a finger" letting each line hang in the air. "You know better than most what I'm talking about, Drake" letting the alias come out hushed yet sharp. Using his free hand to grab the back of her head firmly, yet respectfully, he stood up and brought his covered lips to her ear, knife still against his throat "Suujoooo (suho)" letting out the cold call of the notorious gang. "But neither of us want that, now do we? but I do want something and he whispered something to her no one else could hear (pm @drake)"

Releasing his grip on her hand, Sloth turned around and walked out the Den, headed towards the Market District to pay a certain someone a visit. He said murder at the docks, only a matter of time before they found him, but how did he get to the Den so fast? How did he know. "I got a sneaking suspicion of some foulplay" he thought, he re routed to the Slums.
good criminals dont use guns too much heat
hey @drakey so you are leaning across counter looking at me face to face and your arm is wrapprd around one shoulder knife on the opposite side of the neck? trying to get a visual
awe .. *big laughing face times 4*
😂😂😂😂
November 1, 2017 - The Serpent's Lair - 1:05pm

"Fuck" Sloth said aloud to no one in particular, "now that was something wasn't it? to think, just twenty minutes ago I almost did this shitbag a favor, hahaha, life has a hell of a sense of humor don't it?"
"Oh shut it Sloth" Mabel replied exasperatedly, she'd watched the whole thing pan out and seemed a little shaken. It wasn't like Mabel to get worked up over something like this but with old age she was becoming more tender and compassionate.

"Sorry Ma" he replied

Benril Mangus had just collapsed clawing at his throat like a feral cat, an obvious poisoning, and based on the interaction that just transpired Sloth was pretty sure who did it. Some cat he seen around the Slums a few times, but never really interacted with, he was an immigrant, so it wasn't necessary. "Kid walks over, pats him on the back, and not ten minutes pass after he leaves and the bum's dead. Might be a contract killer, who knows" thinking to himself

"Yo Andria could I get that water? You can go back to flirtin' with detective junkie after, no offense Sol hahaha" Sloth was in unusually high spirits and feeling vocal, ready for confrontation. Not moments after the words left his mouth the doors to the Inn swung inward.

"Alright, NCPD,Detective Vito.Just Vito. Nobody move or try any funny shit,unless ya feel like gettin capped. Everybody understand?"

Sloth turned his head to see Detective Vito, someone he was familiar with since his childhood, he was a few years his senior and he really didn't care for him too much.
"Ay, fuck off Vito, the hell you doing around here anyway you heap of stinking shit" Sloth said swiveling around in the barstool to face him. "What happened here? How the fuck are we supposed to know Vito, huh? I'm tryna get a fuckn' water that's what's happening here, Christ can I get that damned water Andria, jesus. Ay and Vito put your fucking cigarette out for christ's sake, does this look like a fucking barn to you? Your breath with yesterdays ass on it is already bad enough, don't bring that secondhand shit in here" Turning to face Mabel speaking with his hands, "Ya'know Mabel this is not the exemplary customer service I expect of such a refined and prestigious establishment that has come to be the Serpent's Lair, home to crooks, criminals, passerbys and shithead detectives like Vito over there. It's just not good for business Ma, look at the company we're attracting" turning back to face Vito "Okay look I'll tell you everything I know, pinky promise it's true Detective Vito." holding up a gloved pinky "I come in here after a fucking outrageous day you wouldn't believe Mr Vito sir. So here I was in the upper district, prowling around as usual all by my lonesome up to no good of course and this lady calls me over, and I'm like hey, what a sweet piece of ass. She tells me she loves a mysterious man and she's all whispering in my ear n shit and I guess you could say I'm the perfect fucking candidate because ay, you can't see my face. Anyways long story short, I'm fucking Mayjor Jess would you believe the shit Vito? Infuckingcredible day I tell you guy, incredible. Mind blowing piece of ass that Mayor Jess" turning back around to face the bar. "We pay for information around here Mr.Detective, and information ain't cheap my friend, so fuck off cause I know a sack o' shit like you can't afford it, good day sir. Oh wait, before you go here's something on the house" he dug around his pocket for a moment, paused, looked over his shoulder and pulled out a middle finger "Fuck off Vito"

"Hey Ma, could you take care of that water for me?"
banned for being needy
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