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Ally nodded in relief, still a little embarrassed. "Yeah, that makes sense. Thanks. C-can I ask how you changed? Like, what happened to make you a winter spirit instead of a human?" He looked up slowly, eyebrows knit. "Was it painful? How long did it take?"

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Ally nodded in understanding, pausing before speaking. "Am I annoying? If you ever want me to shut up you can tell me, I know I have a tendency to talk too much. I'd honestly rather hear you talk. I can tell you make a habit out of not showing emotion, but when you do it's fascinating. I could just sit here and watch you talk and your facial expressions all night. Oh my god, I'm sorry, that was really creepy and I'm doing it again." Ally pulled his sweatshirt up to cover his face, looking like an absolute idiot as he hid his beet-red face. "This is for the greater good." He spoke quietly, voice muffled through the fabric.

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Ally gasped over dramatically, trying his hardest not to laugh while he faked sounding scandalized. "So you ARE an old man. I knew a name like Mortimer isn't given to someone of this century. That's pretty cool, you've probably traveled a lot then. What's your favourite place?"

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Ally snorted, pulling his hand away from Moe's head. "Alright, Mr. Touchy." He tilted his head slightly, voice thoughtful. "Would you tell me if I told you something embarrassing about myself? I sure hope so, because I'm going to say it either way. One time, in 8th grade, I liked a girl and was planning to ask her out. That day, I felt sick but forced myself to go to school. Right as I was about to ask, I vomited partially due to nerves but mostly due to sickness. I puked all over her dress, just moments after I told her she looked pretty in it."

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Ally looked out the window in amazement, gasping. "Woah, okay, that's awesome. You're awesome." He turned back to Moe, excitement evident on his face. "You are really cool." He laughed, ruffling Moe's hair with his hand and watching the ice and snow fall. "Literally. How old are you really, then?"

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"If you're going to get that close to my face, I'd expect nothing less than for you to kiss me." Despite his cocky words, Ally blushed furiously and backed up a little. He cleared his throat. "Anyways. You're winter god. That is dangerous for me. I could not give less fucks, and I'm going to be your friend anyways. Have we covered all the bases here, because if so I'd really like to see what else you can do because that's pretty fucking cool." His voice rose in excitement towards the end, eyes shining in anticipation.

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Ally stared at the dicks in amazement, before carefully opening the window and whispering loudly. His tone was giddy. "Moe? These dicks are glorious. I'm impressed. Come inside?" He stepped back from the window, admiring the ice dicks.

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tell you what
you show up right here right now at my house (insert shitty generic address here) and draw some dicks on my window with your ice powers and ill believe you

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i dunno if you noticed but ive never really been one to avoid dangerous situations
its uh
a lot to take in. ill give you that. i can see why youd expect me to think youre crazy. do i though? hint: i dont.