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Ally laughed nervously, rubbing the back of his neck. "Ha. That's uh. A good question. Let me think for a second." thats always a good sign
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"Probably about 8? Only three of them lasted more than 5 months though. Where do you want to go when we leave here?"

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Ally smiled giddily, kissing Moe's cheek. "Considerably. If you don't mind me asking, what timeperiod were you born in?"

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Ally whined in a high pitched voice, borderline screeching. "Tellllllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" He flailed slightly, nearly falling out of Moe's arms as he practically threw a fit.

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Ally squinted, punching Moe's shoulder playfully. "Hey, you're avoiding my question! You never told me what you said." He exclaimed accusingly. Ally leaned against Moe happily, absentmindedly playing with one of the drawstrings on his hoodie. "I need to go back to Alaina's house and get clothes and stuff, my jeans are gross from falling. Once I've got everything I need, I'll civilly say goodbye and we'll leave for good. Sound like a plan? On the way there we can get to know each other better, yeah? We could just ask each other questions and the other has to answer completely honestly."

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Ally fake-swooned, laughing weakly. "My hero." He deadpanned, eyebrows raising at the nickname. "Honestly, what are you even calling me? I hope it's not derogatory." He reached his arms up around Moe's neck, giggling and waggling his eyebrows suggestively. "Yes, I do suppose you're going to have to carry shirtless old me bridal style through the town. Oh, what will the neighbours think? By the way, I am like in love with your temperature right now. It's hot as balls out and you're cold and I just. Yesss."

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Ally looked up at him, unfazed, unaware of the tears in his eyes. "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine. Just let me sit here for a moment and make sure I didn't break my butt cause it sure as hell feels like it. That's what I get for not landing on my feet, I guess." He sat for a moment, sighing before attempting to stand. He immediately cursed and started falling, his arms pinwheeling as he attempted but failed to regain balance.

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Ally whooped, laughing happily as he swung, he took his hands off of the swing slowly, then held them up in the air while giggling. "Look ma, no ha-" He was cut off by sliding off the swing with a startled "Oof!" and landed on his butt. He laughed in pain, sitting on the ground while his eyes watered slightly. "Ha, that was stupid. I fell."

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Ally nodded in understanding, smiling when they got to the park. He immediately headed for the swings, yelling "Push meeeeee!" as he sat on one. He kicked his legs, laughing and turning around to wait for Moe to push. "I'm actually 5 years old, don't worry about it. Swings have always been my favourite, minus the time in 3rd grade where I jumped off one to show off and I broke my leg. Not doing that again. Not at the top of the swing, anyways."

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Ally frowned, retracting his hand and looking down. "Oh, I'm sorry. That's understandable." He sighed, rubbing his free hand over his face while the other grasped Moe's hand comfortingly. "You know, I totally understand if you don't want a relationship or anything like that, it's perfectly fine. You just gotta let me know if you're uncomfortable with anything, okay?" He rubbed his thumb over the top of Moe's hand.

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Ally laughed when Moe stuttered, shooting him a wink. So far on the way to the park, he counted three girls that stared and one that took a picture, which he posed provocatively for causing her to blush. After awhile of walking, he looked over at Moe's sweatshirt. "Y'know, that sweatshirt looks pretty worn out. Don't you think it's time to retire it and get a new one?" He tugged a little on the collar of the sweatshirt, giving Moe a quizzical look.