Todd Howard

You're in a well-lit alleyway when suddenly you can hear footsteps of the avatar below you. What do you do?

no

condoms only

You're in a well-lit alleyway when suddenly you can hear footsteps of the avatar below you. What do you do?

Spooki Dooki, I'm Gonna Claim That Booti

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@Majoras End

It's a tactical retreat to a more ideal location.

You're in a well-lit alleyway when suddenly you can hear footsteps of the avatar below you. What do you do?

Glory to Our Town, man in red.

You're in a well-lit alleyway when suddenly you can hear footsteps of the avatar below you. What do you do?

*continues making plans to push forward the glory of the Red*

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Did you just say Stark Lord?

Woah, no. You must be new here: I'm just a shitposter. I'm the face of the operation; I'm not that powerful!

_{flees because i have posts to write}

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Yes. Feed me your anger.

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@Sanctus Spooki

Well if it helps I hate furries

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@Sanctus Spooki

You don't understand how the @stark summon works.

As a chaotic neutral summon, Stark examines the situation at hand and applies the most 50/50 effect in optimization to both sides as to balance, but fuel the battle.

Also I hope you aren't planning on leaving out my reasoning for this war: To see my friend @Leysos again after he disappeared for like, a whole 2 weeks.

That's a really long time

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@Sanctus Spooki

Maybe I wanna just die and mods won't kill me