I'm not ded yet (because then who would have been phone?) but with the GM being ded (then who was door?) I'm not sure if it's reasonable to keep beating on the ded horse (then who was...elevator?).
Name: Acetone Luna Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade Spaalone Babuguuscooties
Species: 15% paradoxon, 100% Tsundere
Gender: Tender, neutral-in-taste vampire.
Age: 666 but has the hot, spanking body of a 16 year old.
Personality: Being an original 100% Tsundere isn't easy, giving poor Acetone a pretty hard time when communicating with others. She doesn't afraid of anything, but still doesn't socialise much. It's not because she likes you or anything, don't get the wrong idea. She doesn't care about no-one and does her thing, lingering in the corner of your eye to display her superiority.
Powers/Abilities: The power of flight, night vision, turning into a swarm of crows at will - and every single one of those crows is able to turn into a swarm of locusts individually. Memory reading on touch, the power of being desirable, speaks all languages of all living beings, never gets fat no matter how much she eats, the power to be unaffected by time travel-based changes of her past, the power to utilize more than 10% of her brain capacity. The power of heterochromia (which makes her 15% more irresistable), the power of looking slightly asian, and she needs to drink peoples love in order to survive - the reason for this is to be found in her gender, tender neutral-to-taste vampires just work that way. Of course you wouldn't know that and I don't blame you, since Acetone is the only one of her kind.
Backstory: Acetone was born in 1999. But I said she's 666 years old, right? How is that possible? That's because she traveled back in time on her fifteenth birthday, ten years into the past! After seeing her rich parents die in a back alley, she swore gore-ious vengeance to the crime-filled underworld of gotham city and used her parents wealth to build a time machine. Acetone then visited her past self to educate herself in the ancient art of being a badass, and developed a vaccine for being susceptible to time-travel based influence, turning herself into a paradoxon. Afterwards, she repeated the time traveling process on every fifteenth birthday of her respective past self for a total of 65 times, amassing unique and near-limitless knowledge and beauty. During the first loop she also developed a cure for aging that slows down someones visible aging process to 1.4% of its normal ratio with the aid of the queen of all vampires. Thus her youthful appearance. During the 650 additional years of her life, she traveled all corners of the world, including several parallel-dimensions where she met Giganticus Lycanus, her familiar. After the 65th loop she decided that she's finally ready to get vengeance for the death of her family and now stalks the night as a masked vigilante named Catman, despite neither having anything to do with cats, nor being a man. At daytime, she is the good looking president of the student council who constantly shouts at people, not because she has a crush on them (duh!) but because they're loitering.
Familiar: Giganticus Lycanus Giganticus Lycanus is a giant undead wolf of insane dimensions who, besides the power to crush everything due to his enormous size, can summon undead maggots, shoot ridiculous barrages of a dark-green poisonous substance, shadowstep large distances in the blink of an eye through a parallel dimension, do sick dropkicks and make people nauseous with his festering smell. He also likes long walks on the beach and has moderate experience at handling turntables.
Clique: Ultimate Battle Mechanical Wolves FOR LYFE
Extra: If fully in locust-form, the combined buzzing of the insects mimics the melody Tetris A.
While I don't think this is living up to the standards you gifted people have established, I still feel filthy now. I think I'll go burn my clothes and cry in the shower for the rest of the day.
Also, blatant stealing, plot holes, ripping off and ninja-referencing is intentional. I know, it's kinda obvious but I still feel the need to express this. Holy shit, I hope nobody ever quotes me on this post.
I did a thing. Possibly to get some movement in those old bones and help solve the Savage/Misery impasse before this thing comes to a grinding halt.
Name: Yomi Nemuri Nicknames: Neko Age: 21 Gender: Double-Duh! Rank: C (officially)
Appearance:
Ghoul Mask:
Kagune: Two barbed tentacles. When directly looked at, they seem to be colorless or black, but around the edges, a deep, blue glow is visible. The intensity of its light is depending on Yomis current mood, if one would manage to agitate her, the glow would make it impossible to hide in darkness. Having only two Rinkaku-appendages is deceptive, as those two can extend and contort at impressive speed to strike incredibly fast and hard, but are - as typical for Rinkaku - easily damaged and unfit for defense.
RC Type: Rinkaku
Personality: The Yomi of today is a calm, reserved person that acts much more mature than her age implies. She is approaching her daily routine with motherly care for both ghouls and humans, and though she does hunt her own food, she feels no joy - neither disgust - when killing. She sees feeding as a necessity and preferably targets lonely people or those who don't end up being missed, even apologizing to the human before ending their life quickly. Avoiding confrontation at all costs has established her reputation of being a 'harmless' ghoul and gained her a CCG scaling as low as C-rank. She is always friendly and her soothing character attempts to imply that she never had a day of bad mood in her life. She tends to bond with all other ghouls alike, be they violent brutes or timid cowards. The same counts for humans, it often seems as if Yomi enjoys their company about as much as her own kinds.
Biography: Yomi's past is unknown to most. What's known about her is that she originally came from the ninth district about a year ago, with no known name or reputation. The CCG had no information about the ghoul either, and she never offered any insight in her past that went beyond her first name. The only person in district eight who might know something is Rentaro, who was given free reign over the creation of her mask - some say whatever he might know about Yomi inspired its design. Based on her strict avoidance of all combative engagement and rarely being sighted in the first place, she was categorized as a C-rank, low priority target by the CCG. The rather tame alias 'Neko' underlines the public image of Yomi Nerumi.
District nine wasn't the birthplace of the ghoul known as 'Neko' today,but it is the place where known history about her begins. However, as of now the CCG has no reason to connect 'Neko' in district eight with the intel about 'Clown' from district nine.
Yomi arrived in district nine the same way she later traversed over to eight, without an alias or reputation. It is unknown which district she originally came from, and her clown-like mask too was made in the ninth. It didn't take long for her to make an impression among the other ghouls there, as she was incredibly eager to take anything she wanted by force. While normally a somewhat calm personality back then, it was rather easy to agitate the young girl, and doing so often had fatal consequences. However, her escapades of violence mostly went under the radar of the CCG and against other ghouls. The first big move the Clown did was quietly taking out an S-rank ghoul called the 'Puppeteer' and replacing him as the leader of an influential gang of ghouls called 'Puppets', leaving most of his subordinates in the dark about this change in management. The Puppeteer already kept himself secret and only acted through middlemen before his untimely end, making it easy enough for her to assume his role in secret. Her violent reign from the shadows began, and kept her relatively safe as ghouls and CCG were looking for the long dead Puppeteer, assuming the Clown was just the executive power. At this point of her life, Yomi considered humans lower than lifestock - they were toys for her. Edible toys, unable to defend or even see their demise coming. Other ghouls were mostly just rivals for her, though she had the tendency to emotionally connect to the most brutal thugs, such as a monster of unparalleled uglyness called 'Ogre'. Thoroughly enjoying the sight of that specific ghoul murdering whatever dared drawing breath, she began organizing fight clubs, against other ghouls at first. Where Ogre was a whirlwind of carnage, Clown was the serene antipole. She bathed in his limitless, groundless anger and provided soothing for them both after a day's work of slaughter to maintain her own emotional balance.
Since Ogre dominated with brutal, merciless fury, she ran out of competitors for her champion soon. Due to the lack of opponents, containing Ogres aggression was bound to become a problem, so Clown did the only 'ghoul' thing there was - pitting him against humans. They were no match for the hulk, but satisfied his desire for bloodshed. Eventually, Yomi grew bored of watching her pet murder helpless civilians and began laying traps for CCG personnel, so she could catch them and pit them against Ogre. While most of them were no match for the monstrous ghoul, they provided more entertainment than helpless civilians. Using the name Puppeteer as bait, the cat-and-mouse esque process of fooling CCG became as enjoyable to her as the following fights, and she put herself into exceedingly more dangerous situations in that process. At this point, her mask had become part of a self-fulfilling prophecy - its eternal smile an ironic contrast to Yomi's gruesome and uncaring spirit, marking herself as entertainer, director and part of the stage cast. Sometimes, she would replace the mask with simple face-paint mirroring its image, usually when playing a victim in one of her enactments.
To put it blandly, Yomi was bored. Bored of life. Life, hers or others, held no value for her. She had grown decadent in years of watching life being taken away from ghouls and humans alike in the blink of an eye.
A change came when she caught the investigator that would later be known as Misery. Her mentor, while a formidable foe, was obliterated by Ogre as expected, but his student turned out to be different. Yomi discovered something in the fighting spirit of the human woman that impressed her, sowing the seeds for a change in her perception of the entire human race. Though Morizumi eventually killed Clowns champion, she also taught her something Yomi had forgotten over years of indiscriminate slaughter - that humans live, rather than just existing. The woman displayed all sorts of emotions Yomi only knew from ghouls and never expected to be present that strong in their 'lifestock'. Anger, sadness, grief, desperation and the burning desire for vengeance, all of these things she had lost herself somewhere along the way. Emotions she forgot how to cherish gave this human woman the power to best her champion. Insight that took her a while to stomach, and after she took Morizumis eye as a reminder of this day, Clown had to escape from the charging CCG strike teams. Even then, the woman didn't give up on chasing her, inflicting a blow that left next to no physical damage, but reminded Yomi of her own mortality, something she had stopped caring about long ago. After getting away, she had to lay low since the CCG now had seen her mask and Morizumi probably realized that she was more than just a thug. Clown forged a ploy to detract attention from herself and shoved the apparent responsibility for Puppeteers organization at another S-rank ghoul named 'Kindred'. The CCG - more precisely Shina Morizumi herself - eventually got ahold of Kindred and took him down, ultimately dissolving the Puppets. Everything went just as Clown had planned, but a sour aftertaste remained. For one, there was one investigator still looking for her, rightfully convinced that the Clown was still at large. But more importantly, she felt guilty for all the ghouls she had led into their demise. Even for the humans that died to Ogres Kagune. A few months after covering up her tracks, misleading the investigation and making sure to leave no solid lead behind, Clown was ready to move on once more. On to the next district, to a fresh start free of sin and guilt. Her departure unknown to both CCG and ghoul society, so Morizumis transfer into the area was actually sheer coincidence.
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