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You activated my TRAP CARD!



Name: Pat "Patty" Maddsen 

Age: 16

Height; Weight: 6’6”, 130

Stripes: 10stripes


Reason for Admission:
Intentional disorderly conduct 
This was actually on behalf of a teacher who mistook crossdressing patty for a hot blooded GRIL and initiated an affair with "her" until finding out that little Patricia actually has a little Patrick where the "-icia" bits were supposed to be. The humiliation drove him to quit his job before Pat could blackmail him about it, but he managed to send him/her on his/her current trip to Greenwing.

"Unintentional" mutilation of two classmates
Intentional mutilation of a classmate
Years Admitted: 3 years alltogether

Special Abilities:
Trapify!
Pat can turn inanimate objects into an illusionary bear trap. At first the object will continue to look like the inanimate object it was before, but upon anyone else touching it, it turns into a functional bear trap. While Pat very valiantly tries to make people believe that this ability is exclusively applicable to playing cards (by turning only playing cards in the absolute majority of all cases) the ability actually applies to every inanimate object. The object has to be at least the size of a regular playing card, and at max the size of a small bike. The object must be stationary (as in, it can not be in mid-air) to be turned, it requires Pat to touch it physically, and it immediately assumes the weight of a bear trap - by all means and purposes, the object turns into a bear trap immediately, with an illusion of whatever it was before concealing this change until it is triggered. There is no way to retrieve the turned object, period. If you want to be really technical about it, the object does not actually turn, it is sent into an eldritch dimension and can most likely never be retrieved again, unless the owner is favored by the ancients or something. Nobody can quite explain where the traps are even coming from. 

It is worth mentioning that Pat is quite skilled at handling playing cards, such as professionally shuffling them and throwing them in such a way that they hit a mark very precisely over an impressive distance. This appears like a superhuman ability at first glance but is actually just years and years of practiced finger movements. I'm mentioning this here because he likes to threaten people by making it seem like he can throw potential bear traps everywhere, but everyone with half a brain can figure out how this is just a ruse.
Obviously this "ability" can not be combined with the trap thing whatsoever because when an object is trapified it also gains the weight of a metal bear trap, and you can't throw bear traps like paper cards.

Physical Strength:
Pat is fairly skinny and has not much muscle mass to be proud of. He doesn't work out and tries to retain a feminine body appearance for mysteriously obvious reasons. As such, physically restraining him would be fairly easy. He would probably even enjoy that. Being skinny like that also means that he can move around, run and climb without too much effort though, and his stamina is decent so he doesn't start sweating like some fat sack after running up a set of stairs. While he is obviously not very tough, he can handle pain and getting beaten up surprisingly well. Patty is much more likely to use teeth and fingernails to fight, rather than punches.

Mental Strength:
He is a bit of a nutjob, but then again, what would you expect from a person who turns inanimate objects into bear traps for fun and crossdresses all the time. Like seriously.
Most notably, he is an extremely moody person who can go from gleefully excited to wrathfully malicious in a matter of seconds. Actually it mostly goes in that specific direction and stays there for a while. In other words, he is choleric, irritable and bitchy. Specifically if things don't work out the way he wants them to. 
He isn't exactly what you'd call above-average intelligent, but he's ressourceful, deceitful, manipulative. He likes playing people, letting them do the shit work and fighting the shit fights he has caused. 
He doesn't have the capacity to focus his mind on complex tasks for very long, quickly loses interest in things that don't prove super exciting beyond a first glance and lacks the natural ability to consider the long-term consequences of his actions most of the time. If something sounds like fun to him, he usually goes for it. The exception to this being cases in which he plans to charm cute bois. Or sometimes even grils.

Weaknesses:
- Big boobs. Because jealousy. Since them jiggly juggalos is the one obvious thing he can't physically provide, he's rather jealous of everyone who has them and steals his show. OPPAI DRIBBLE
- Dirt. Has a pathological hatred for getting dirty and/or people who touch his stuff with dirty hands. This includes small children because they are always dirty, their fingers sticky with drool and snot and shit and whatnot. UGH.
- Children. THEY'RE GROSS AND COVERED IN SNOT.
- Most Animals. Because they smell disgusting when they're wet. His hatred is so very strong that most animals sense it around Pat and instinctively growl/hiss/snap at him. He doesn't get along with them very well. Dogs in particular. Cats are alright, sometimes.

Restrained?:
Absolutely!
Details:
It manifests as a hottt little leathery dog collar. Super fashionable! 
Whenever he thinks too much about turning something into a bear trap, he quacks like a duck. As in, literally loses the ability to speak human language. And since he does that all the time there's a lot of quacking going on. If he actually tries to turn things into bear traps, they turn into illusionary rubber duckies instead. These have the exact same properties as bear traps: they remain concealed until somebody touches them, but they make rubber ducky noises when they're squeezed instead of detaching limbs with brutal force.

Background Info:
Little Patrick was always a good child. He never did anything bad, but he always had this feminine side to him that made all the other kids at elementary school bully him, but instead of fitting in, Pat decided to roll with it. He believed in karmaic justice, that's what his mom always told him. To wait and hope for things to correct themselves, somehow. And that's actually what happened when somehow the two bullies had their hands snapped off by a bear trap. Nobody knew where the trap came from, but the two kids swore that Patrick had something to do with it. While there was no proof of his guilt, somebody had to be punished, and Pat was sent to Greenwing for the first time, swearing that he was innocent. They made him promise to never use his ability to harm others. Because, well, there really isn't any other use for bear traps than to hurt others.

When he returned, people suddenly respected him. Somehow word got around that this kid was a total psycho who smuggled bear traps into school, and while Pat never really abused this respect, he was now actively being empowered in being "different", and he loved it. His parents had a rather lax handle on raising their son, leaving him to wear girls clothes if he so desired. They believed that letting him express his weird side at such young age was better than restraining it, and that he would grow tired of it at some point. He felt more and more untouchable, invincible. He started toying with his power, threatening others with it one of his classmates actually lost a leg. His second trip to Greenwing was less pleasant, and he refused, struggled, threatened and even tried to bear-trap some of the teachers there, until they put the restraint on him. It took him a fairly long time to come to terms with the fact that he had lost access to the power that made everyone respect him, and when he returned from Greenwing for the second time, he had to come up with something new and exciting, because life without bear traps was incredibly boring.

This is when he began screwing with peoples minds. At this point of his life, Patrick qualified as the queen bitch of his school, but it was still better than being normal and lame in his mind. In order to surpass his past achievements, he eventually started an affair with a teacher, who reacted very salty over the nasty surprise he found in Patty's panties. Knowing that the brat was in a position to blackmail and publically embarass him, he reported the kid to Greenwing, claiming that Pat had found a way to use his traps despite the restraint. It didn't take long for Greenwing authorities to drag the furious bundle back there and promise him that he'd never get back to a normal school again.

Interests:
- Fascinated with contradictive things - things that are cute and creepy at the same time, for example.
- Also has the habit of being extremely annoyingly interested in people who don't want anything to do with him.
- Wants to give everyone the weirdest, most shameful boner. Even better if that gets them in big trouble (see teacher incident). Gets really really angry if that doesn't work. Doesn't actually follow up on his implications, he just loves being a tease and weird people out.

Other:
Thinks he is literally indestructible and finds it absolutely hilarious when people are afraid of anything, ever. 
Also often acts like he enjoys pain/getting beaten up to throw people off. 
Actually likes being slapped for real.


Please don't shoot me if the picture is "too stolen" or what have you. I'm super willing to use a different picture if there's something wrong with this one. It's literally just some rando-ass cute trap I google-image-searched and I have no idea what the character is like AAAAAAAAAAAAA

Also the fukn bio is not done yet because I require some feedback on the monstrosity I made thus far cuz if I have to rewrite large parts of it or if it gets rejected super hard then I need to change the way I go about the bio as well asdlj7kashdk

So the wild ride began, and Liz could do nothing but sit tight and wait for things to unfold. Where the some of the others watched the scenery outside fly by, she instead observed the other folks in the BearCat. She attempted to pick up irregularities in their behavior and demeanor to shape a first impression, while staying rather silent herself. Being on the smaller end of the spectrum of the team herself, she instinctively attempted to discern who of them might be obviously aggressive or cooperative. For no apparent reason, she decided that the bear seemed likeable. When the other fox next to her spoke up to introduce himself and get a conversation going, she was mildly surprised. With the aviator glasses and all that, she'd have assumed he was one of those "too cool"-people, though this was a nice surprise.

"Liza, nice working with ya." The radio cut their short conversation off, causing minor amounts of concern in the marble fox. She bit her tongue to stop herself from asking whether things were always this chaotic around here. Everything felt more like a military drill than her first day at the police department.

When the BearCat arrived, she unbuckled and jumped out of the vehicle with wavering enthusiasm. With a bit of luck this was the last drive she had to endure for today, but luck was not one of her strong suits. Following the others inside, Liza eyed the other folks working at the department, trying to pick up the mood on the faces of those who knew more about what was currently happening. 
Though if that would lead anywhere before their team was filled in was questionable. The fox enjoyed trying to profile people, but she didn't have much of a talent for it and not a whole lot of experience either. She contemplated asking the others about their theories to what was happening, but decided against it for the time being, as she didn't want to come across as a nosy chatterbox.

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