Turtlicious

Almost certainly the most WTF thing I've ever seen from Japan

ITT: people pretending to be hardcore.

I'm with mdk, in that it's gross.

Also, kind of hot.

[DungeonWorld] Rhone - Faes, Halflings, and Elves OH MY!~

The creature fell backwards, two more taking it's place. wielding dark blades that shown in the dim light of that Paladin's Aura. The ones in front started to enter, they're twisted gnarled faces groaning, skin sloughing off revealing thin bone, and patches of under-flesh. Blood splurting from open oozing wounds. They're eyes were glassed over, scratched with tiny micro-tears from years of death. They walked slowly, but when they swung they're blades they found unexpected speed.



Two approached Alarei, the larger of the pair brought his sword vertically, trying to split the adventurer in twain, whilst the other swung his blade lower aiming for the knees. Their blades seemed to hiss through the air, and green smoke exuded from the hilts.



(Alarei, roll to dodge (Dex) or block (STR), 1-6 take 3d4 Damage, 7-9 Take either 3d4, or -1 Dexterity due to your legs being harmed 10-12 You manage to kill one enemy, and knockback the other. No matter what happens take your attack.)

[DungeonWorld] Rhone - Faes, Halflings, and Elves OH MY!~

"The undead, the trees, the leaves, even the ground beneath your feet is suffused with the dead. Unnatural souls trapped in Unnatural bodies. Find my children, the fire conjurers pure of heart deeper in the woods. When you speak in my tongue, they will know you as a friend. You must help them find peace, they have suffered to long. I grant you this boon Alexander, you will not fear these creatures for you walk in my light." And with that Alexander found himself full of courage, the cold of the woods seemed to peel away from him, and he brightly shone with an inner light powerful and strong. "Call for help in my voice child, and My children will come."

It was then that Gwenaël felt a slight rush of air, a warning of what was soon to come.

In the distance, he could make out the silhouette of five large humanoid shadows, and the Ice Bolt's glow illuminated a sixth in the back. He could hear more rustling as their movements woke up the forest, a loud undead din filling the trees.

(Gwenaël, open your post with a dodge, Ice-Bolt headed for your head, 2d4 damage)

(Everyone roll 2d6+wis+1 from Iris' joke telling + 1 from Alexander's aura of Courage: Take -2 to your next roll if 1-6
-1 if 7-9
+1 if 10-12 for being super brave )

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Alex said
wub wub this unit has the soul wub wub

[Sixth World] A Shadowrun RP

Tonight and Tomorrow are your last nights for free XP to journal.

ffs snow.

Goldmarble said
Yeah, one problem though is....how old are the other people 'round here? Nargle, did you graduate High school yet? I know Herzi and Holmishire are from the Island, but both of them are still in school, and I really....sincerely, do not want to get in shit for talking to highschool kids and saying things like "Let's go CAMPING!" Remember man, I am 30 goddamn years old.

Oh my god lol.

ffs snow.

Shy said
You decide North and South off the Civil War? Well that's interesting.

Actually, most people do something similar. Kentucky is definitely the south and it's right there on the border.

(Fucking ignorant hicks.)

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Hank said
That's sad. You're sad.

Pity is rather common though.

:c

Cheap Death in Storys?

If a person dies in chapter 6, and chapters 7-9 are about how the hero eschews his duties to bring that person back, and then you find out how much worse things got because of it. The death not only was important, but a powerful point of the plot.

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Hank said
That doesn't make me their , does it? We can start with the first post of the thread, Turt's own list. I'm on there because I "don't get butthurt". Is that the only qualification necessary for me to be his friend?

Yeah mostly, it's actually hard to find people who don't find me very offensive.