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    1. TwelveOf8 10 yrs ago

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7 yrs ago
Current Now that I have given up video games I should have a lot more time to RP now. I'm sure that I'm not the first person to have declared this but hopefully I won't be the last.
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7 yrs ago
To all those who are awaiting a post from me I'm sorry. I have no excuses. I expect the very best from myself and frankly that kind of pressure brings about some major procrastination.
7 yrs ago
I very well may be the worst fps player the world has ever known.
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7 yrs ago
Has anyone heard of this Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen guy? They say he's number one.
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7 yrs ago
Alright, no more screwing around. I have to get started on my various projects. I can't let another week go by with nothing done. Lady France awaits and I'm not getting any younger.
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Bio

I guess this is where I explain myself.

All I can say is that my existence is an endless void occasionally interrupted by passing flashes of light.
Interlaced with a little randomness here and there to, ya know, keep things interesting.


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Granted, you get a lion. It's hungry and it's not tame.

I wish that someone would realise that I've been cheating in this thread by making wishes about the next post. Seriously, my last few wishes haven't been crushed. Not that I'm complaining of course.
"I dunno baby girl. The fellas are probably still hung over from last night. They might not even be awake yet. Maybe I'll just go to the local pancake place for breakfast. They know what I like and how I like it. Then possibly go down to the underside of the boardwalk to see if any of the gang is there. One things for sure Corinne, for me, a lazy Sunday is strictly a lazy Sunday." casually explained Rolo.

"Alright little lady, let's split." Rolo announced.

It was at the edge of Lovers Haven, at the start of the short woodland trail, that Rolo made an unexpected stop. For the more observant of people though, the stop was completely expected. Rolo hopped from left foot to right foot whilst holding his crotch when they neared the trail.

"Excuse me baby girl but I gotta hang a leak. I'm just gonna go behind these trees here. We're not at the part of the relationship where you can watch. Well, not yet anyway." Rolo announced quickly.

Before Corinne could say another word, Rolo bounded off into a thicket of trees. He stood behind a tree, making sure that it hid his modesty. He then dropped his trousers and let loose.

"Ahh that's the stuff." Rolo said whilst he relieved himself.

@RhythmloidWhatever you wish.
@RhythmloidIf you like.
@RhythmloidIt matters not. One of the songs I chose for the party scene wasnt in English either.
@RhythmloidOh yes, that's a very sweet song. It makes sense as well, given the time period.
@RhythmloidYoure right, I can't. I don't suppose you won't mind linking it? 0_o
"Oh wow, that was uhh nice. Yeah, that's the word I was looking for." commented Rolo. He had not the heart to tell Corinne what he truly thought of her singing talent.

"And yes I am very happy. And you're also very lovely for doing that for me." Rolo said awkwardly.

Rolo promptly set about packing the picnic basket and the quarter full bottle of bourbon back into the basket in a vain attempt to curtail the awkwardness. Surprisingly enough, he didn't crunch those items in like a caveman. Instead he folded the blanket deftly then carefully arranged the contents so as allow for both neatness and ease of access. It seemed that Rolo had quite a gentlemanly bearing despite his outward persona.

"Alright little lady, lets go." said Rolo.

Whilst holding the basket he hopped off of the rock formation at its lowest point, which was about 1.75m off of the ground. Being such a big guy Rolo hit the ground hard, even at that height. The almost empty bottle of bourbon rattled around violently, though thankfully, didn't burst. That alone offered enough consolation for the discomfort of the fall.

"Jeez I'm gonna be feelin that tomorrow. Remind me to never do that again." said Rolo.

Banned because shut up.
Jailed because I get a rush of power from imprisoning people due to my crippling insecurity.
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