TwelveOf8

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

@RhythmloidYes, we should. For the life of me I can't think of what though.

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

Rolo took a couple of deep breaths before proceeding to speak. He felt significantly calmer after his third deep breath. Such a manoeuvre allowed him to regain his composure. Well, as composed as Rolo could get. He then wiped the sweat from his forehead with the leather sleeve of his jacket. Leather wasn't the most porous of materials, so he merely spread the sweat further along his brow.

"What're you doin down here baby girl? Is there some square givin you trouble?" Rolo asked.

"Yo! Corinne! Switch called out.

Both Divo and Chet looked visibly uncomfortable. It was like they were trying to ignore the elephant in the room. The rest of the Salt Bay Turbos murmured amongst themselves whilst looking at Corinne, wondering what her next move will be. Chet made a gesture at Divo then towards Corinne. Divo himself nodded then proceeded forth towards the couple.

Tell a story, five words at a time!

In the land before time, Littlefoot's mom, depressingly enough, died. But he had memes so all was well. Until Megatron laser cannoned the fire nation, destroying many cabbages and causing Littlefoot to become a powerful earth bender after Cera was brutally flung across the ocean. "By the power of Greyskull," the flaming homosexual wombat exclaimed, as he slipped and fell, only to be caught by a hopeless romantic trying to figure out the meaning of extraterrestrial existence in bed. Then he realized that without cheese, he could not feed his grandmother so he bought some power metal, pure cheesy goodness. However, Littlefoot was a metalbender, meaning the power metal could be bent, which would be glorious for Fire Nation. So Littlefoot challenged Megatron to a fist fight aboard the ship shaped like a cabbage. "Help me, Obi-wan!" Megatron cried, heard by a crimson eagle living in your basement furnace. Littlefoot tried to defeat Megatron by singing sweet nothings and tempting him with bacon, which was remarkably effective.

"Littlefoot," Megatron blushes, his metal lips stuck with bits of bacon while dipping some Szechuan sauce, "I surrender to your superior, the legendary Obi-wan Kenobi and his Mighty Morphing Power Rangers." Littlefoot laughed triumphantly and then said, "I am your father." Reaching out, he took Megatron's PC and downloaded Windows 10.

And then Nestor Makhno appeared.

"This! Is! Sparta!" Makhno bellowed, before stroking his mustache excitedly.

"If you say so, kid." Littlefoot replied, teleporting behind him before placing his hands on his shoulders to warmly embrace Megatron. Makhno, meanwhile, welcomed them both by performing an RKO outta nowhere. Littlefoot was stunned, but Megatron was impressed by his outstanding skillset.

"So tell me," said the man in the mirror, now twirling his hair

"No" Littlefoot unholstered his gat and immediately opened fire on his little toes by accident. Thus proving that a good set of fingers was required when you have little toes.

Makhno declared, "We must go bowling at Barney's Bowl-O-Rama. Now."

Littlefoot agreed, so they left. With all the haste of a coursing river.

Once there, Makhno spotted the Red Army. "Do you cheeki breeki, сука?"

The Red Army fired at the man in the mirror. Megatron saw this and laughed. A Tank rolled up and Makhno cried, "TANKIES!" in alarm. An Missile landed about eight inches, detonating Megatron's mechanical wiener. He needed a replacement right wiener, for two wasn't enough. The mission impossible theme started playing, and everyone started dancing the chicken dance. When winter did not come after dancing, the conga line to a white walker banquet was formed. In the end, many things applauded the Red Army & Makhno for taking a joke. Megatron cried, "EW MUST ESCAPES HERE FASTLY". But in the end, it returned to random dancing again. Optimus Prime punched Megatron in his pair of tits. Darkness rapidly approached the two, and consumes them, transporting them as Littlefoot committed Seppuku honorably. Until a Angel tried to play Sonic R on Playstation. The Spirit of Littlefoot went to bukake party. Utilizing a new semen body, he breaks the ice by using an ancient, mystical technique. That destroys the world as Megatron's new wiener launched to space reignited the passion of love before exploding on everyone's faces. Sephiroth arrived on the scene with an oversized magnifying glass, triggering mutation in Megatron's hand and making it go limp, which made him a polar bear with chronic depression. Sephiroth magnified the sun and it made the horse with huge tits.

Then SCP-682 arrived and caused the 2nd coming of Yami Yugi, King of games. Seto Kaiba dueled Yugi to a game of Truth or Duel. The answer was obvious they dueled at sunset in the mysterious shadow realm. The Endless Darkness had other ways to turn a man into a girl by shitting them out of it's mouth. It had never realized how orgasmic this could feel, it wanted to cause a anal fissure inside of Cera's pet cat. So it decided to grind unicorns and some dank memes to booty tap dat pussy ass. But then Littlefoot's soul desired sushi rolls, so he opened a portal. Staring back through it was the Decepticon fleet; they immediately dropped this, sick, beat! Cuz nearby, the Beastie Boys were really kickin it old school.

"Sing we must not!", said Yoga, twin brother of Yoda.

Yugi and the Beastie Boys decided to play hopscotch and all died of pulmonary embolisms. But then the unthinkable happened. Half-Life 3 was released, and this of course meant that Gabe Newell became the new doctor, with complimentary companion included. As Elon Musk charged his electric nipple clamps, he fantasised about Gabe Newell in a sexy nightgown in a self driving automobile.

"Ohh Gaben" swooned Elon, with much drool as he continued eating Littlefoot's computer. Yoga & Yoda drove to South Dakota, where Boba & Mona Lisa went to a water park and swam with the pixies.

George Lucas just sat alone, getting smashed with Darth Vader. But then, suddenly, a new Pokemon was found by the Dark Side of the Force, so cute and fluffy that Leonidas had to slay 87 wolves while having unprotected sex with a leprechaun. Truly it was

GAME: Crush A Wish

Granted, you get the flu instead.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for in order to take part in this fun little forum game.

Ruin A Famous Movie Line With One Word

"I'm the bitch, bitch!"

-The Juggernaut

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

"What the..." Switch began to say, before being interrupted by Rolos exuberant outburst.

"Corinne baby!" shouted Rolo.

The big, hefty fella bounded and plodded through the sand of the beach towards Corinne. His body moved with the grace of a beached walrus whilst his arms waved with the erratic excitement of a hungry seagull. Seeing Rolo run was quite a rare sight. Usually it was he who made other people run. Whether by fear or obligation, they always ran. Suffice it to say, such an inspiring display brought upon a less than inspiring response from the other members of the Salt Bay Turbos. Many of which struggled to stifle their laughter.

Rolo panted and heaved heavily when he reached Corinne a couple of moments later. His face looked flushed and there were beads of sweat on his brow. Nevertheless, he wore an expression of ecstatic excitement.

"Hey, there, little, darlin." Rolo greeted quickly between his various pants and heaves.

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

"What you talkin about!? You're so broke you can't even afford Popsicle sticks!" retorted Divo.

"I've got a Popsicle stick for your mum, and she can suck it aaalll niiiigghhht Loooong." shouted Switch.

"Why you..." Divo began before stopping himself in his tracks. He didnt want his anger to spook Corinne after all.

He looked down and saw Corinne hiding away from the fellas. She seemed really shy and embarrassed for some reason. Perhaps she wished to not see the big fella himself. Perhaps something happened between them the previous night before, something embarrassing maybe? Whatever the reason was, Divo did not wish to call attention upon Corinne, for it was obvious that she desired none.

"See ya around little lady." Divo whispered loudly down to her. He gave Corinne a conspiratorial wink.

"Who ya talkin to!? Your imaginary girlfriend!?" shouted Rolo.

"Yeah! She doesn't occupy space, and even she says you take up too much room!" Divo shouted back.

"What!?" replied Rolo, who was undoubtedly confused.

"Good one Divo! Did you find that joke in the space inside your mums vagina!?" shouted Switch.

"Screw you!" Divo yelled back.

Divo hopped off the boukder with an audible thud then made his way to the group.

Give the avatar above you a Porn Name!

Inspector Kant. It'll make sense when you say it out loud whilst harbouring dirty thoughts.

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

Divo gave Corinne quite a bemused look. He was sure that Corinne discovered the Salt Bay Turbos unofficial hangout spot. It was in that moment that Divo realised that Corinnes courage may actually be attributed to innocence, not bravery. Such a discovery put Divo in a rather playful mood.

"Yeah I'm a real surfer dude, in case you couldn't tell. Let me just get on my surfboard real quick." said Divo.

Divo then proceeded to clamber up onto the rock behind which Corinne hid. He was surprisingly spry for such a short, stocky guy. His feet slipped a couple of times though. He stood upon the small boulder with a wide, squatting stance. His arms were stretched straight out to the sides, like a surfer.

"Kawabunga!" yelled Divo.

These antics, of course, caught the attention of the nearby Salt Bay Turbos. Rolo and Switch themselves were particularly amused.

"That ain't no surfboard ya nub!" shouted Rolo.

"Yeah! If ya want a surfboard, send your mum over to my place!" shouted Switch.

The Battle of Sea Salt Bay

@RhythmloidI will archive later. It seems like I've had enough of a break. I feel like the worst right now. I'm tired of moping around though, back to work.