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Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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granted people can spel your name but now it's ploop - de - poop

I wish...
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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Granted, but you were ninja'd.

I wish I was Mahz.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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granted but it turns out mahz is suffering extreme depression and commits suicide

I wish... that... moo cow... was... the official british language
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by TwelveOf8
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Granted, you get the flu instead.

I wish that I could think of something to wish for in order to take part in this fun little forum game.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted, you think of a wish and thus become a part of the game. You will never be able to escape. Ever. Even after death.

Is it too much to wish for the ability to dance?
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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Granted, you get wonky white boy dancing after the geinie sarcastically says "yes", and you can't stop.

I wish I was a fish
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Kalleth
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Granted. You are a fucking insane sadistic heathen. Enjoy Valhalla. :)

I wish I was a fish too.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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@Kalleth Granted, you join me in valhalla.

I wish for the soviet union to conquer the world.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Oxy
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Granted. Nothing drastic happens and life goes on as normal, but you are now required by law to end every sentence with "comrade". It gets old fast.

Wish I could kill people. No, really. Straight on murder.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. However, the only people you are able to kill are loved ones.

I wish for cake.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. Your enemies stuff a thousand cakes with ants, and the moment you jam a fork into one of them they explode and swarm you in red biting madness that kills you over the course of 3 hours, 42 minutes, and 21 seconds.

I wish for my bouncy blue avatar to return.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Kalleth
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Your wish can only be granted by you, oh sacred and powerful djinn.

I wish people wouldn't break the meta with wishes like @ArenaSnow's.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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Granted but all the meta wishes eventually become used up and people run out of creative ideas.

I wish that the world was entirely nihilists.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by IntPenDespSword
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Great, we all give up. Are you happy?

I wish for the snow-themes in Mario games replaced regular christmas music.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted. But regular christmas music replaces all other songs that are and ever will be.

I wish for a chocolate chip cookie, because I'm really just using this thread to try and satisfy my sweet teeth.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by RinOkumara
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you get a choc chip cookie baked by a really unhygienic person catch tetinus and die

I wish that everything bad happening on earth ever doesn't happen
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Ryuzaki
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granted, but everybody gets bored and life stagnates to the point where nothing is ever out of the ordinary.

I wish that I could write essays well, and quickly.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by CollectorOfMyst
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Granted, you write essays at the fastest speed possible and they are always perfect. However, from this day forth they will be your only form of communication.

I wish I had a wish.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by Bishop
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@CollectorOfMyst Granted, now you can make another wish! (It's just a pointless loop, you get only one wish regardless)

I wish that after doing it with God, which took the form of a little child and hence I was sent to hell, after I met the Devil, she was a pretty sexy young female not below 18 and I laid with her.
Hidden 7 yrs ago Post by ArenaSnow
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Granted. She's actually a big fucking cockroach that bites your head off for eternity (it regrows every time). But you know, you're still doing it. Oh, and she bites your thingie off for all eternity too.

I wish for a corrupted wish.
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