Vanguardian

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@Altered Tundra

why not

@Mtntopview

@Mr_pink

It also takes out the trash ...

@Dead Girl

@Dinh AaronMk

@Dinh AaronMk

@Frizan

What Is The Avatar Above Thinking?

I can smell you.

If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

Jesus Christ, Vanguardian, shut the fuck up already. There's a difference between shitposting and legitimate spam.

mdk, you're right. I'll never make it. Not because I lack the will to post that many time, but because I fear for the quality of my grey matter if I have to read these fuckwits' goddamn bullshit.

@Halo

Its called the spam forum m8.

If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

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If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

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If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

Hey shit head what the fuck did you just fucking say about me faggot, do you even saurus you little cunt whore? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my herd in the Dinosaur Reptsnaz and how to saurus 101, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Aliens and enemy mammals, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in Raptor warfare and I’m the top Destroyer in the entire Dinosaurian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another mammal. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which the asteroids couldn't even compete against, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of agent raptors across Gondwana and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the T-Rex bite, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, faggot. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 65 million ways, and that’s just with my unarmed body. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dinosaurian Federation arms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this super continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. I will make you extinct. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Period.

If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

What the shrek did you just shreking say about me, you little puss? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Shreks, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on fairytale creatures, and I have over 300 confirmed swamps. I am trained in donkeh warfare and I'm the top shreker in the entire Duloc armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shrek you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this swamp, mark my shreking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, shreker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pixies across Duloc and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, swamp maggot. The storm that shreks out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking shreked, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shrek you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare ear tube antenna things. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed shrek, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duloc Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to shrek your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little puss. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your shreking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're shreking shreked, kiddo.

If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

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If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

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If this thread overtakes the MLP game, I'll wear a Brony avatar and sig for a year.

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