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7 yrs ago
Current I RP for the ladies
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7 yrs ago
#Diapergate #Hugs2018
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7 yrs ago
I fucking love catfishing
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7 yrs ago
Every time I insult a certain coworker, i'll take money from their jar. Saving for beer would never be easier!
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7 yrs ago
The Jungle Book is good.
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I hate most modern, major buildings/national wonders or land marks, or whatever you. motherfucking. call them. shit,there all just really big fucking towers now. Mostly office buildings for work and hotels for really rich people. England creates big ben, a massive clock that despite being tiny compared to other land marks bridge the universal gap of class, language, intellect and ability because it let everyone, from anyone, for any reason, for any wealth. Know what the fucking time was. I know it's stop ringing now because it became redundant after many, many, many decades of service with phones.

That's useful. Because it played a pertinent role in everyone lifes, even visiting foreigners. It became memorable both by looks and function. Now it's all just...hey...look...I made a big ass tower.

It was impressive the first few times but now it's getting silly. It's 2016. Can't we get some landmarks combined with tech. You know, maybe a massive computer hub landmark for experimental AI intelligence or genetics or transhumanism. Or fucking, something. If I see another, waste of space building like The Shard. Whom's entire gimmick is...it's big and another smooth glass oddly pointed building I'm going to become more exhausted than the ambitions of these architects.

Shit, I respect that this shit takes time, money and, motherfucking. skill. I'd just like to see a building that's impressive with an actual use that is distinct too or an atleast artistically meant to represent a nation or ideal.

Wait, is this meant to be in bitch fest.


And it's bullshit that, when you finish them, an inspirational quote isn't read out across the world for all to hear anymore like it used to be back in civilized times.
Jesus, watch for a year. At some point it stops being gross just to become impressive they can keep it going that long.

Would you rather be unhappy and gainfully employed or happy and unemployed?

"There are only two mistakes one can
make along the road to truth;
not going all the way,
and not purchasing UK furniture."

- Buddha


punch a baby in the face. shit, that is easy. i'll even eat that fucking sandwich so long as i get to punch a baby in the face. my knuckles are already feeling it, and they like it.

Would you rather live naked in a cave somewhere in the mountains of Greece making hand written copy after copy of the Christian bible while living on bread and water, thinking about women and wine and all of the beautiful parts of life that you are missing out on, but you persevere because of your steadfast mission, your meaningful dedication to the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost, and the promise of an afterlife you know in your heart will be worth the life you have lost, and it will be worth the sores that now cover your body because of the constant exposure and poor hygiene, and worth the loss of your teeth one by one in bloody and painful succession, because the lack of vitamins in your diet are taking a toll on your health, so now your own fresh and malnourished blood dribbles onto the pages of your carefully constructed bibles, marring the work ever so slightly that one thing, the one small thing that seems so huge in your life because it is all that ties you to the physical world, can never be perfect in the eyes of God or man, bringing doubts in your heart that grow like an internal blackness, larger and larger until on your dying day thirty years hence, you will feel completely hopeless, alone, and like a person who has wasted their life, and your faith will slowly slip until at that last moment, at that very last moment, when the final coherent thought slips into your fading conscious, it will be that black doubt that you leave the world with...

or...

Would you rather live the life you are living now?
"Spam is constant proof that Mahz loves us and loves to see us happy."
-Ben Franklin


“And if all the trees on earth were pens and the ocean [were ink], with seven
oceans behind it to add to its [supply], yet would not the posts in Spam be
exhausted [in the writing]: for Spam is Exalted in Power, full of Wisdom.”

- Mohamed


In waddup 8 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Do you know what happened to that Oakland Park Schools thread? I was hoping somebody around here knew.
"When you arise in the morning,
think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive;
to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to shitpost."

- Marcus Aurelius


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