Vilageidiotx

Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

The ending is in sight as the fourth night commences.



A candy trade begins the game. Tsukune trades their toblerone, Cockle the goo it received from Shifty, skeleton kid his TP, Hollyburst their whoppers, and Shoryu shares nothing but bad looks and suspicion. Shifty gets some toffee. Zombies come, killing Shaco then chasing Undertale and me, sending us screaming. Mike Myers sees the mutilated body of Shaco and curls up next to him for a good sleep. MayLien also finds some candy.



Undertale and myself, recovering with our close call with zombies, run into skeleton kid and we all go back to the scene of the attack only to find Mike Myers sleeping next to Shaco's zombie-chewed corpse. We drag him to an alter in the woods and, as he prays to his new-found god for salvation, we slit his throat and offer the blood to some old gods. All the while, Shifty finds taffy and darts. MayLien corners Hollyburst in a closet and pummels her to death with Whoppers. Shoryu, absent an organ, rectifies the situation by killing Tsukune Trump-Bane and taking their kidney. The Cockle bleeds to death, perhaps suffering internal injury from the affair with Shifty.



Undertale and I split up, I chasing Shoryu and Undertale chasing Shifty. Meanwhile MayLien, who just committed an actual murder, practices to commit some more. In the middle of it all, Skeleton Kid dances.



Five down, bringing the number of dead up to 42. Shaco was killed by Zombies, Mike Myers sacrificed to the old gods, Hollyburst was brought down by MayLien, Tsukune by Shoryu, and the Cockle hemorrhaged to death. The six that survive are MayLien, Undertale, Skeleton Kid, Shoryu, Shifty, and myself. With six left, it's time to place bets, because the next post will be the last.

Rigging the Election: The Clinton Campaign and DNC incite violence at Trump Rallies

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Welcome to the land where everyone watched the Super Bowl by the millions but suddenly aren't interested in TV once politics or literally anything important comes one. This is honestly one factor of why I think we just need to get rid of major league sports and erase that shit entirely.

@ClocktowerEchos

Eh, I'm not a fan of sports either, but only for the same reason I'm not a fan of Doctor Who or Death Metal: It's just not my thing. But it is all escapism, and we are all doing some escapism, being that we are having this conversation on an RP site. True that religion, and football, might be opiates of the masses, but only in the same way Netflix, video games, breakfast burritos, and reading are the opiates of the Vilageidiotx.

The problem isn't too many "Opiates"; it's too little serious attention to politics. That's something else entirely. Too few people are making the most of their citizenship. I think it is possible to enjoy things and also be a responsible citizen.

Rigging the Election: The Clinton Campaign and DNC incite violence at Trump Rallies

Fucking McMullin. If ever there was an election that felt that somebody wrote it. We're hitting the plot twists at all the right times.

Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

Bugger.

@ArenaSnow

Naw, porking X-Tan is straight.

Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

It's that time again!



Mike Myers, a broken man after witnessing Satan's death, receives a little bit of biblical literature. Perhaps it will turn his life around. Mahz takes the Waifu to makeout point, holding her bony pillow in his arms, feeling as the mysterious inner skeleton rolls about inside her cottony fluff. The Token Black Guy, having bathed in the blood of everyone, surprisingly dies of candy rather than Hepatitis. tsukune, having recovered from an early wound, has a new appreciation for the value of life and spends the night handing out rice cakes to the kids. Broby meets a H'ant. ArenaSnow, covered in blood, and in sex-stains from his affair with X-Tan, decides it would be a good idea to try and get the police involved, but discovers to his horror that we don't allow outbound calls in our Halloween arena. Skeleton Kid and X-Tan throw toilet paper on a fish bowl. Shifty pries open a cockle with his man-kebob; the creatures of the night, what noise they make!



Having spent the game being mostly silly, Leatherface gets real. Neighborhood Watch Guy, his single dimension shredded by forty blows, passes away from us, and now his watch has ended. It is revealed that the "Final Fantasy" is what MayLien would look like dressed up like Hank. Myyt holds a video game up close to his body. Buffalo Wings eats too much candy and dies. This is noteworthy because Buffalo Wings died in its last game, the 4th of July games, of a food-related illness (that time it had the sugars, this time it had too much sugar.) The Reaper kills Palin using a mini-gun mounted on a John Deer Gator. Shoryu Magami, unable to find shelter, has to suffer his greatest fear: exposure.

It's close to midnight, and fucking ME is lurking in the dark.

...and Trump has to face one of his greatest fears: things that are dark.



tsukune trades one of their rice cakes for a toblerone. The Waifu falls into a pit and has the stuffing (and bones) knocked out of her. The Cockle, full of Shifty's meat marinade, tries to dance. Skeleton Kid, not satisfied with simply TPing the Hooplah's home, proceeds to terrorize him. Shoryu takes a newly-saved Mike Myers and shows him where he buried the bodies of those who dared to see his art. MayLien trips. Mahz, despite lacking the souls of Satan, somehow manages to locate the good candy. Shaco dances to music while Shifty Kebab listens in from the street.



Broby, the multiple layers of blood on his skin well-dried, gets together a cult. Hank joins, followed by Final Fantasy still fantasizing about Hank costumes, and a despondent ArenaSnow who's first love X-Tan is found tragically eaten by zombies. Then they all kill themselves.

I run from Undertale, which strictly speaking is actually true. Sorry, @Dinh AaronMk, I haven't got around to it yet.

Hollyburst tries to kill Myyt, who runs into the Overlook Hotel and gets away. The Reaper bathes in the blood of Final Fantasy, ArenaSnow, Hank, and Broby. Leatherface is with her. Milkman, a man as cold as his dairy, hurts himself.

And then we have an Arena event! since i havent found a way to turn them off. Satan, still reeling from his beheading, comes back in a big way.



MayLien, due to her injury, manages to opt out of hell. Mahz is punished for having accessed the good house without the requisite souls. Hollyburst slinks away. Death himself, quite surprisingly, is tossed into the lake of fire. tsukune rigs hell against Trump. Mike Myers, proving he is born again, uses the power of God to save himself. The Cockle, possessed by spirits and a moist reminder of his time with Shifty, kills Myyt. The Skeleton Kid proves too ornery for Satan. Hooplah has had a bad time, and frankly I suspect he probably wanted to go to hell and get away from the games. Shifty naturally gets himself out of damnation, being the smooth operator he is. The Entire Overlook hotel is not so lucky and is swallowed up.

Now, the surprising one is myself. I suspect Satan simply didn't want to face me man to man, and I stay firmly on terra firma.

We go back and forth after that. Shaco, Shoryu, and Undertale survive, while the Milkman is punished for his sins and Leatherface is burnt to a crisp.



There they go, a goodly number of them. We are now to the nitty gritty. Few remain, and those few are; Shoryu, Skeleton Kid, Hollyburst, the Cockle, tsukune, Shifty, Shaco, Undertale, Mike Myers, MayLien, and myself. 11 yet live. Only one may survive.

Your Political Ideology: Redux

Your Political Ideology: Redux

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Having thought about it- I guess my complaint boils down to: some of the questions are badly worded in that test. which seems like less of a big deal than I made it sound. As I mentioned, I do think there is a serious issue with a graphing scheme that puts Thatcher (and presumably Reagan) closer to Hitler than he is to Stalin.

And yes, I think you have to register to take the yourmorals test.

@Flagg

These four-point quizzes are shitty at registering the differences between cultures and time periods. If it reflected this, most politicians from any era would be bunched in similar parts of the map. Like, if it properly reflected culture and era, Reagan and Sanders would be somewhere in the green, since purple would be where all the old-time Baron's War style aristocratic privilege people end up going.

That being said, Hitler is roughly between Stalin and Thatcher, and that's probably not far off (though I don't think Thatcher is that high on the authoritarian scale, as much as every working-class bone in my body wants to put her there.) But regarding left and right, remember that Red doesn't equal mean, or Blue equal nice. Red means Internationalist, and Blue means Nationalist. Stalin and Hitler used means that were more normative for their cultures and time period, but at the end of the day they had very different long-term goals. Assuming these are the 2008 Ron Paul people who made this, putting Thatcher way further up the authoritarian scale kinda fits their motives at that time, since the 2008 libertarians were more anti-establishment than the 2016 ones are, their movement gaining energy from the Anti-Bush sentiments of the time.

Your Political Ideology: Redux

Hey all- interesting discussion. Just wanted to point out something I noticed.

The test linked to in the OP seems to me (a conservative) to have pretty strong left-leaning assumptions built into the way the questions are phrased.

@Flagg

The Political Compass people were a right-libertarian outfit back in the day. In 2008 I am pretty sure they were the ones actively linking to Ron Paul stuff.

That being said, does the test you link require registration, or am I clicking on the wrong thing?

Rigging the Election: The Clinton Campaign and DNC incite violence at Trump Rallies

@Vilageidiotx Out of interest Doggo, who do you think won the debates?

I had Hilary somewhat solidly beating Trump in the 1st

Trump Beating Hilary (mostly on theatrics & charisma) in the 2nd

And Hilary edging Trump in the 3rd.

@Dynamo Frokane

I think the entire "Winner of the debate" thing is overplayed. The winner will be the person who the scientific polls show to be gaining. We can make all kinds of arguments that one person has won, but if it is the other person making the gains, then what exactly did our person win?

Personally, I think Trump's debate performances were bad. I thought this because, before the debates, I thought Trump could out-do Hillary simply because Hillary is a stilted, awkward speaker. But instead of doing his research and making sure he sounded like somebody who could be president, he just sounded whiny and petulant throughout, to the point he made me think I could do a better job then him, and since I can barely whistle without assistance that doesn't give me much hope. The polls reflected this for the first two debates, though the third hasn't quite had time to process yet.

Hunger Games: Halloween Addition

Day 3. Time to get spooked, people!



MayLien dresses like Broby. Mike Myers, a broken man after seeing me kill the Devil, is now a cackling beggar having candy thrown at him by Shifty. Shoryu wakes up panicked when he realizes something was stolen from him, but calms down when he realizes that it wasn't anything important like his Avatar, but rather only some shitty kidney he wasn't paying much attention to anyway. Palin, having witnesses the Third Presidential Debate firsthand, has a crisis. Leatherface has had a silly time since he entered the arena. He stole Youtube Heroes ghost costume, saw a kitty, met a haunted video game, went camping, and now he is exploring an old native american site. We kill Sans to make sure people are still dying. The Hooplah Fish discovers the name of the cockle. It is revealed that my motivation for killing Satan wasn't revenge or the greater good, but rather so I could use his soul-purchased power to get the really good candy. The Milkman is a cold motherfucker; after shooting Varionus, he discovers a bleeding tsukune and leaves them there to suffer. Final Fantasy, which was confirmed as a haunted video game when it disappeared from Leatherface's car, purchases its own haunted video game. Hank, having killed Jack Skellington, has regrets.



The Waifu... has a skeleton inside of it? That's fucked up.

Shaco pierces Neighborhood Watch Guy's Neighborhood Watch. ArenaSnow does a Broby. Broby himself, covered in blood, scares Myyt with a head twist.

Listen to them, X-Tan of the night, What music she and ArenaSnow make!

Gary Johnson sees a kid, laughs at him, and dies. The Token Black Guy bathes in somebody else's blood for the second time. First time he bathed in the collective blood of Overwatch, the Clown, Youtube Heroes, and Baklava. This time it is the USDA rejected blood of Libertarian presidential candidate Gary Johnson. Dude is freakier than Broby and harder core than myself. Mahz, not to be outdone, leaves a bloody handprint. The Overlook hotel is relocated to the midwest while The Reaper shows Hollyburst his handywork.



It's not easy being orange.



There they go, the next 5 dead. Jack Skellington, banhammered by Hank. VarionusNW, killed by a milk man. The Devil, who ordered the death of six people so he could get candy, only to be executed by myself so I could inherit that power. Sans, killed to keep the plot going. And Gary Johnson, who saw a child and laughed in his face until he died. Will we ever find nobility to replace these lost souls?