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Hunger Games: THE SPAM BOWL: End of the Year Championship Round

Added. Also added Boris Johnson and Rodrigo Duterte. We got three more left. If you think the year itself has been milked dry, don't forget we can add previous champions so long as they appeared in two games or more and are not RPG users.

Hunger Games: THE SPAM BOWL: End of the Year Championship Round

The grim reaper

Dat boi

And Nihilego

@UnknownScarlet4

I'll accept death because it's easy to make the argument that death was a major player this year.

I'll also accept Dat Boi because that's a pretty solidly 2016 meme.

The last one is esoteric though. Imma swap it with "Pokemon GO" because it's more generally known and enough to generate mainstream news over the summer.

So I guess we can assume any celebrity who died during 2016 is fair game?

Also, would it be fair to have a waifu return? You had "mai the body pillow" written as waifu during the haloween games, so it's kind of a gray area.

@BrokenPromise

Yeh, a public figure who died in 2016 gets in. They have to be pretty public though, no small-town mayors. Should have been enough to get a brief mention in some nation's national news.

It did get Waifu as a nickname at Halloween... I'll accept it, since it read that way. Waifu is in.

I also went ahead and added Putin. Putin was in multiple games, and he has been a major player in 2016, so he should be in there.

Hunger Games: THE SPAM BOWL: End of the Year Championship Round

Could I add some players? Wasn't able to at the Christmas themed version.

@UnknownScarlet4

Just follow the rules mentioned above.

Hunger Games: THE SPAM BOWL: End of the Year Championship Round

Big Boss/Venom Snake

Huey

Alec Baldwin

Bernie's bird.

Some fitting events:

Hider

[player1] loots a tranq gun from the cornucopia.

[player1] uncovers evidence [player2] is working for Cypher

[player1] puts [player2] into a choke hold and kills them.

[player1] is pretty gud.

[player1]is immediately relegated to a wheelchair, permanently.

[player1] is cucked to death by [player2].

[player1] builds a robot mech tank for [player2].

[player1] really loves Diamond Dogs, please don't exile on a dinghy.

[player1] is exiled on a dinghy by [player2], [player3], and [player4].

[Player1] impersonates [player2] so well [player2] takes to Twitter to rant.

[player1] starts a feud between [player2] and [player3] via impersonation.

[player1] is shot by [player2] for performing a 2clever4them impersonation.

[player1] blesses [player2] with the strength of [his/her1] presence.

@Dinh AaronMk

Metal Gear folk don't quite fit i'm 'fraid. Too esoteric, and besides, that game came out in 2015. Baldwin and Birdie Sanders work though.

Also, events should be 2016 related or rehashes of events previously used. If one was previously used, tell me which game.

Sorry 'bout being difficult, but I want to keep this end of the year special shit tight as a twelve year old, ya dig?

As for my own contribution, I'm nominating ClocktowerEchos' interest check, 'cause it was posted in 2016, and let's be fuckin' honest here kids... it will stay with us forever.

@Shoryu Magami

Funsies, but RPG reference just waaay too esoteric.

Ground control to Major [player 1]. Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong.

@KnightShade

Added, plus Bowie too.

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, Obama, Ted Cruz. Oh, and lets throw in Breitbart News, CNN and MSNBC. Lets take this shit overboard.

Deepest Regrets

[player1] cannot find out where Aleppo is.
[player1] is investigated for tax fraud.
[player1] posts a harambe meme.
[player1] destroys [player2] on Twitter.
[player1] sues Kellogg.
[player1] attempts to destroy [player2] with memes. [player2] becomes a meme.

What, you didn't expect me to take us there or something?

@ArenaSnow

That was an efficient post. I like it.

Hunger Games: THE SPAM BOWL: End of the Year Championship Round

Stefán Karl Stefánsson (Robbie Rotten) - The We are Number One meme guy who's cancer treatment was paid for by internet memelords. One of the few good things to come out of this trainwreck of a year.

Shifty Kebab Seller - 6, 7, 8

Harambe - One of the greatest memes of 2016.

Bernie Sanders - 4, 5

Adolf Hitler - 4, 7

Martin Luther King Jr.- 5, 6

@VarionusNW

Damn, you took notes.

And memes are mainstream I suppose.

Hunger Games: THE SPAM BOWL: End of the Year Championship Round

We've almost made it through 2016, ready to take on another year, and there is no better way to celebrate than to play with a cheaply made internet randomizer.

Over twelve months we've had nine Hunger Games Championships. For those who were here for some or all, and for those who are new to this and want to see what this is about, here are links to those games.

The first two games, the "Spam Non-Starvation Games Season 1 and 2."

The third games, the "Spam Starvation Games"

The fourth games, the "Election Year Games".

The fifth games, the "Ye Olde Sacrificial Games", a history-themed contest.

The sixth games, the "Fourth of July Games."

The seventh games, the "Summer Slaughter Edition."

The eighth games, the "Halloween Edition".

The ninth games, the "Happy Holidays Edition"

Nine games means nine winning contestants, all nine returning with a chance to compete with another 39 relevant figures for the title "Spam Champion 2016". I'm adding Broby in a mascot role since he has been such a major player in the past, bringing the number of yet-to-be-added to 38.

So this is how it will work.

Imma put the winners of those nine hunger games (and Broby) onto the 48 person list of who I will run through the BrantSteele Hunger Games Simulator. It will be up to the rest of you to supply me with the extra 38. There will be some different rules this time around, so listen up.

RULES

A: I'm not allowing just any random choice this time around. Entries for the extra 39 have to fit one of two categories.

1: Someone who will always be associated with 2016. Though I will allow fictional characters, I suspect the best choice will all be real life figures. They have to be at least somewhat mainstream as well. I don't want something like "Well, this really obscure band's guitarist counts because a song of theirs I like came out this year", can't be "This character from this anime that nobody but anime people know." If the choice is super-obvious relevant to the year, just post them and I'll get it. If you think I might not know what they are about, give a short explanation of why they are relevant. I won't be keen on adding subcultural shit, but if somebody is important and I didn't know about them for some reason, an argument for might sway me.

2: A contestant in any of the nine previous hunger games who A: Has competed in at least two separate Hunger Games, and B: Is not an RPG user. Hunger Games produced some major names who deserve a second shot if nominated. If you go this route, just list which two Hunger Games they competed in.

And I do plan on being picky this time around, so don't try to pass shitty contestants and expect me to shrug and accept. Hunger Games is serious shit.

B: @HaleyTheRandom, @Chapatrap, @ClocktowerEchos, and @Shoryu Magami all have a few options. This is because they are the four RPG member champions. The former three willingly, the latter shanghaied against their will, unbeknownst to me until the Halloween Games had already been ran. Because of this issue, imma give all of them the option to A: Accept their position as tribute in the championship rounds, or B: Select a replacement. If they decide to be replaced, they will be allowed to choose any replacement at all. No rules, except it cannot be another RPG member because that would be a headache. Otherwise, yeh, no rules. If Haley, Chapa, or Clock don't respond I'll run them anyway since they were willing participants before. If Shoryu doesn't respond, I'll run the second place in the Halloween Games, Undertale.

C: This time, since it's special, imma allow people to pick events! Plan is to add events on top of the defaults. Though I'll be adding events myself as I see fit, I will require the rest of you to follow a few rules with suggestions. They'll either have to be A: Custom events present in one of the nine prior games, or B: 2016 relevant events following roughly the same sort of rules as for character rules above.

D: If this list ain't filled by New Years, imma fill in the remainder and roll with it. That gives us five days, plenty of time for a full load, especially with the champions fattening it up already.

So with that in mind, here's our candidates.

1: HaleytheRandom
2: Chapatrap
3: Phantom of the Opera
4: Mr Rogers
5: Not So Rare Trump Pepe
6: Betty White
7: Clocktower Echoes
8: Shoryu Magami
9: Bowser
10: Broby
11: Stefan Karl Stefansson
12: Shifty Kebab Seller
13: Harambe
14: Bernie Sanders
15: Hitler
16: Martin Luther King Jr
17: Alec Baldwin
18: Birdie Sanders
19: Donald Trump
20: Hillary Clinton
21: Gary Johnson
22: Jill Stein
23: Obama
24: Ted Cruz
25: Breitbart
26: CNN
27: MSNBC
28: David Bowie
29: Death
30: Dat Boi
31: Pokemon GO
32: A Waifu
33: Putin
34: Mevlut Mert Altintas
35: Basket of Deplorables
36: Chicago Cubs
37: Rio di Janeiro
38: Fake News
39: Prince
40: Gene Wilder
41: Muhammad Ali
42: Leonardo DiCaprio
43: Carrie Fisher
44: Rodrigo Duterte
45: Boris Johnson
46: Arnold Schwarzenegger
47: Abe Lincoln
48: Hot Wings

And a list of viewer-supplied events so I have them all in a neat and tidy pile.

Hider

(Player1) is cucked to death by (Player2).
(Player1)'s impersonation of (Player2) is so good it causes (Player2) to complain about it on Twitter.
(Player1) starts a feud between (Player2) and (Player3) after impersonating (Player2).
(Player1) is shot by (Player2) because of (Player1)'s impersonation of (Player2).
(Player1) blesses (Player2) with the strength of (his/her1) presence.
(Player1) hacks (Player2)'s emails.
Ground control to Major (Player1), your circuit's dead, there's something wrong.
(Player1) cannot find out where Aleppo is.
(Player1) is investigated for tax fraud.
(Player1) posts a harambe meme.
(Player1) attacks (Player2) on Twitter.
(Player1) sues Kellogg.
(Player1) attempts to destroy (Player2) with memes. (Player2) becomes a meme.
Dicks our for (Player1).
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so yeh, with all that in mind, lets get some fuckin' names, homeskillets.

Merry Christmas

felicia navydad

A nice thing about living

MUISIC

*plz insert Italian music here*

@UnknownScarlet4

A nice thing about living

What do you say with no fucks given?

A nice thing about living in the Muslim state...

People just say "Allahu akbar." No fucks given.