Vilageidiotx

Oi, politidorks, hit me up with some nuanced articles you've been reading lately.

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debate me on discord you liberal

@Dynamo Frokane

jesus, that was below the belt.

Precipice of War - We Write Under The Sign Of The Goat

i thought you were all girls tbh. did pow for the pussy.

you wake up. it is the medieval ages again. what do you do?

I guess you could fix most of those problems by bringing a lot of money and buying a set of armor with good health stats, this being the medieval ages and all.

you wake up. it is the medieval ages again. what do you do?

Inform the peasants they do not need the shackles of their lords and plot a peasant revolt against the feudal aristocracy.

And then in doing so probably wake up the progressive peasants who'll just say, "wait for the king's son, I hear he's got some good ideas".

@Dinh AaronMk

i bet wat tyler is just a time traveling you then.

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Sure, there are also penicillium strains native to the Americas, but can you identify and refine them without using the internet? It's one thing to say it's possible, but it's another to actually know how to do these things.

As for disease: I sure hope you're immune to staphylococcus, streptococcus, syphilis, and tuberculosis, especially strains from 500 to 1500 years ago. I also hope the locals are immune to all the bacteria inside of you. The pathogenic sword cuts both ways.

Also, as population density increases from urbanization, you'll have to deal with those pesky plagues. Good luck bootstrapping technology while everyone is dropping like flies.

@catchamber

We have natural protections against staph and strep because both of those are bacteria that live in and on human beings naturally. A staph or strep infection happens when that immunity fails and the bacteria get out of control. Syphilis isn't a problem if you are going to medieval Europe, because syphilis is a new world disease. I don't know if the former two have evolved to be too different from past strains. Tuberculosis would be more of a problem though...

That being said, bringing and successfully propagating ideas like sanitation and germ theory might do wonders. Modern medicine is important, but the biggest reason the west is so much more healthier now is because of how we use our basic understanding of these things.

you wake up. it is the medieval ages again. what do you do?

Inform the peasants they do not need the shackles of their lords and plot a peasant revolt against the feudal aristocracy.

And then in doing so probably wake up the progressive peasants who'll just say, "wait for the king's son, I hear he's got some good ideas".

@Dinh AaronMk

i bet wat tyler is just a time traveling you then.

you wake up. it is the medieval ages again. what do you do?

how was everyone's ides of march?

were you beware?

Find really bad writing and share it.

yeah

Fun times.

@IntPenDespSword

The first sentence in the story might just be the weirdest semi-colon placement I've ever seen.

okay you can start shitposting again

the danger has passed

Find really bad writing and share it.

dorkly.com/post/80719/fanfiction-excer..

Enjoy...?

@SleepingSilence

"Her speech impediment made everyone cry, it touched their sharts."

that is some powerful emotion

Found on the back of a bootleg Family guy DVD (counts as really bad writing):

@Mortimer

If that counts, then I think Backstroke of the West does too.