Fish of Oblivion
Stern AlgorithmWaking up fairly early in the morning Leon groaned as he hated the idea of moving. Looking down in to his side he saw DemiVeemon sleeping on the pillow next to him. Leon gave the small 'mon a few pokes, getting squirms from the little guy. "Hey Vee. Vee. Veeeeee. Get your ass up. You have to do breakfast. I need to hop in the shower."
This got DemiVeemon to perk up. "Breakfast? I get to make the food?" he asked as Leon got out of bed.
"Hm? Yeah. Sometime small. No burning the place down."
Leon didn't even bother to shut the door to the bathroom as he got into the shower. What was the point? DemiVeemon would just knock the door down anyways, he thought. That thought was quickly interrupted by a heavy thud as Veemon appeared. "Why are you digivolving?"
"Because I can't reach the freakin' stove otherwise?" was the response he got.
"... fair point." Leon returned to his showering.
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Not long later Leon stood in front of his mirror with an electric razor, taking off a lot of the facial hair he grew. As he shaved Leon kept a bit of the hair on the chin and a mustache, giving himself a slightly more mature look.
"Breakfasts done," Veemon said, walking into the bathroom. "What the- are you keeping that ugly little fur patch?" the blue digimon asked, leaning against the doorway with a curious expression on. "I don't think Elle's into beards. Or is facial hair a sign of virility amongst thou kind?"
This earned a glare from Leon. "One: Ye Old British? Not needed. Two: If this adds a year or two to my age it could help with getting into the building today so I'm leaving it for now. Three: What kind of Animal Planet program were you watching after I fell asleep? Do digimon have some type of 'virility' thing?"
"Well, yeah!"
"...wait, really?" Leon said, slightly stunned and sorry for asking.
"Yup yup. Claws. Very masculine to have long claws".
A small shudder went down Leon's back. "Well, may I say your claws are exceptionally short today?"
"And you can go make your own breakfast now, asswipe."
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After an annoying morning of back and forth insults Leon and Veemon, now in his baby form of Chibomon, figured out a system for digivolution in case of emergency. The briefcase he carried the baby digimon in had a keyhole right under the grip, allowing air and slight communication between the two. There were four stages. If it was safe to come out when he opened the case Leon would knock on it first with "Shave and a Haircut". If they needed to fuse he would yell "Ulforce" and he would break out as Veemon. If he wasn't able to fuse, but they needed help Leon would say "Ex Vee" and warp to Champion. Otherwise, any other reason the case was opened without a designated warning he would warp straight to AeroVeedramon. It wasn't a flawless system, but it was the best they could do.
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Even as he got off the bus at Shibuya Station Leon muttered to himself. "Can't believe I haven't worn this thing since that funeral. No deaths today, no deaths today..."
"Calm down Leon!" a hush whisper came into his bluetooth headset. Leon decided to fuck chances and made it so he could hear his partner with ease. "Lets find Lucas and get this party started."
With a small sigh Leon began to look around for fellow tamer. It didn't take long to spot Lucas. Suits were hardly a rarity, but living in an alternative world with people for awhile makes them a little easier to pick out of a crowd. Heading towards Lucas he noticed someone else with him, but all he could see was the outfit, which made Leon worry. As he got close enough to Lucas to talk he quickly began talking with an annoyed tone. "What the hell Lucas, did you need a quick "pick me up" before this thing today? Seriously, better times to start on drugs then todaaa-oh."
Seeing the face of the third man there Leon lost his bearings for a moment. "Jordan? Wha... Why are you-?" he turned his head to Lucas. "Were we bringing others from the group in on this? I thought we were just pairing up on this one?" he asked, obvious confusion on his face. He turned his head back to Jordan. "Man, I said be on guard, not in disguise! What are you even pretending to sell?"
This got DemiVeemon to perk up. "Breakfast? I get to make the food?" he asked as Leon got out of bed.
"Hm? Yeah. Sometime small. No burning the place down."
Leon didn't even bother to shut the door to the bathroom as he got into the shower. What was the point? DemiVeemon would just knock the door down anyways, he thought. That thought was quickly interrupted by a heavy thud as Veemon appeared. "Why are you digivolving?"
"Because I can't reach the freakin' stove otherwise?" was the response he got.
"... fair point." Leon returned to his showering.
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Not long later Leon stood in front of his mirror with an electric razor, taking off a lot of the facial hair he grew. As he shaved Leon kept a bit of the hair on the chin and a mustache, giving himself a slightly more mature look.
"Breakfasts done," Veemon said, walking into the bathroom. "What the- are you keeping that ugly little fur patch?" the blue digimon asked, leaning against the doorway with a curious expression on. "I don't think Elle's into beards. Or is facial hair a sign of virility amongst thou kind?"
This earned a glare from Leon. "One: Ye Old British? Not needed. Two: If this adds a year or two to my age it could help with getting into the building today so I'm leaving it for now. Three: What kind of Animal Planet program were you watching after I fell asleep? Do digimon have some type of 'virility' thing?"
"Well, yeah!"
"...wait, really?" Leon said, slightly stunned and sorry for asking.
"Yup yup. Claws. Very masculine to have long claws".
A small shudder went down Leon's back. "Well, may I say your claws are exceptionally short today?"
"And you can go make your own breakfast now, asswipe."
-
After an annoying morning of back and forth insults Leon and Veemon, now in his baby form of Chibomon, figured out a system for digivolution in case of emergency. The briefcase he carried the baby digimon in had a keyhole right under the grip, allowing air and slight communication between the two. There were four stages. If it was safe to come out when he opened the case Leon would knock on it first with "Shave and a Haircut". If they needed to fuse he would yell "Ulforce" and he would break out as Veemon. If he wasn't able to fuse, but they needed help Leon would say "Ex Vee" and warp to Champion. Otherwise, any other reason the case was opened without a designated warning he would warp straight to AeroVeedramon. It wasn't a flawless system, but it was the best they could do.
-
Even as he got off the bus at Shibuya Station Leon muttered to himself. "Can't believe I haven't worn this thing since that funeral. No deaths today, no deaths today..."
"Calm down Leon!" a hush whisper came into his bluetooth headset. Leon decided to fuck chances and made it so he could hear his partner with ease. "Lets find Lucas and get this party started."
With a small sigh Leon began to look around for fellow tamer. It didn't take long to spot Lucas. Suits were hardly a rarity, but living in an alternative world with people for awhile makes them a little easier to pick out of a crowd. Heading towards Lucas he noticed someone else with him, but all he could see was the outfit, which made Leon worry. As he got close enough to Lucas to talk he quickly began talking with an annoyed tone. "What the hell Lucas, did you need a quick "pick me up" before this thing today? Seriously, better times to start on drugs then todaaa-oh."
Seeing the face of the third man there Leon lost his bearings for a moment. "Jordan? Wha... Why are you-?" he turned his head to Lucas. "Were we bringing others from the group in on this? I thought we were just pairing up on this one?" he asked, obvious confusion on his face. He turned his head back to Jordan. "Man, I said be on guard, not in disguise! What are you even pretending to sell?"
