Just read your first post and WOW. I've been roleplaying for fifteen years and I think that might be the best opening post I've ever read. Seriously, that was fantastic. Are you by chance a literature major? Many of your references made me chuckle, seeing as I earned a bachelor's and master's in Lit (I taught English/Lit for 6 years before going to part time teaching).
Anyhow, give me another day or so to get something back to you that will hopefully be as good XD
This, my friend, is going to be a fun adventure :)