Warborn123

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

@Odin I did one a long while ago, I wasn't very good and it died almost instantaneously. I had a different account at the time.

Let's B!tch. I feel it's a healthy release for our roleplay annoyances 2.0

you know what really grinds my gears?, when RP's start off slow, every single RP that dies off starts off slow, I fucking hate it when the first 10 or something pages are just people sitting around talking, I don't want to talk I want to fight shit, do shit, do anything but talking, I know talking is RP. but it's so mindnumbingly boring that the RP dies off instantly.

Would you watch a movie that starts off with a bunch of people in a bar talking about their life and other shit for one hour. No no sane human being would. so why the fuck would we do this in a RP.

Also I really dislike signatures. I don't give a shit about signatures, I give a shit about what you're writing, signatures are basically pop-up ads except those are better because they serve a purpose. also I really hate slice of life and high school rps, take everything I said from above. now base the entire RP on that. I rp so I can escape from my stressful highschool life, I don't RP so I can experience it again.

D&D: An Adventure in the Making

guy's let's stop this from failing. at this rate it's getting forgotten

Children of Plunder (Space Pirate RP)

screw hiders

Appearance: With Armor Without

Name: William Snow
Alias: The Sentinel
Race: Human
Age: 30
Gender: Male

Job: Boarding Party

Personality: Most people say that William was born in the wrong generation, he is obsessed with honor and chivalry and honesty, even if it screws himself over, he is also incredibly kind and empathetic, he is a bleeding heart. he is also very calm and collected and is very optimistic, he is a master with a sword but can't hit the broadside of a barn with a gun.

short bio: William Snow was born to a Whore and a Scotsman, however his wonderful mother threw him in a dumpster and expected him to die, but however a insane one-eyed homeless man named Fred found him and took care of him, Fred claimed he used to be the Emperor of Brittania and was also obsessed with honor and chivalry.
But one day a disease came by and infected both William and the Homeless man, without any lack of medical care they were screwed, but William got better but Fred went quick, before Fred died, William claimed that he would reclaim the Empire Fred might have owned and stolen a suit of armor and a sword from some brittanian soldiers, then joined the pirates in order to escape being arrested.

Weapons: A Shortsword named "Hamilton"
A Shield
A Laser Pistol connected to his wrist

Abilities: He is a astoundingly great swordsman.
He has the worlds worst aim when it comes to guns, he will never hit anything.
He can "Lock down" his armor, which prevents him from being able to move but makes him almost invincible.
His suit has a jetpack, which he can use to fly into the air or into enemies.

Children of Plunder (Space Pirate RP)

@The Jest I call it, the Captain calls everyone swear words

D&D: An Adventure in the Making

@Rockin Strings it's called Ulna Themar

Children of Plunder (Space Pirate RP)

Appearance: With Armor Without

Name: William Snow
Alias: The Sentinel
Race: Human
Age: 30
Gender: Male

Job: Boarding Party

Personality: Most people say that William was born in the wrong generation, he is obsessed with honor and chivalry and honesty, even if it screws himself over, he is also incredibly kind and empathetic, he is a bleeding heart. he is also very calm and collected and is very optimistic, he is a master with a sword but can't hit the broadside of a barn with a gun.

short bio: William Snow was born to a Whore and a Scotsman, however his wonderful mother threw him in a dumpster and expected him to die, but however a insane one-eyed homeless man named Fred found him and took care of him, Fred claimed he used to be the Emperor of Brittania and was also obsessed with honor and chivalry.
But one day a disease came by and infected both William and the Homeless man, without any lack of medical care they were screwed, but William got better but Fred went quick, before Fred died, William claimed that he would reclaim the Empire Fred might have owned and stolen a suit of armor and a sword from some brittanian soldiers, then joined the pirates in order to escape being arrested.

Weapons: A Shortsword named "Hamilton"
A Shield
A Laser Pistol connected to his wrist

Abilities: He is a astoundingly great swordsman.
He has the worlds worst aim when it comes to guns, he will never hit anything.
He can "Lock down" his armor, which prevents him from being able to move but makes him almost invincible.
His suit has a jetpack, which he can use to fly into the air or into enemies.

D&D: An Adventure in the Making

@CajunRobinHood thats ok, I can change my post so I don't leave if you want then

D&D: An Adventure in the Making

@CajunRobinHood@Game Maker Beivan simply laughed at Pitanios' insult he took away his unshaken hand and moved it back to his quarterstaff Very well, I shall take my leave then Beivan quickly said his goodbyes and limped his way back to the monastery, however he stopped and turned around and added Oh, by the way Pitanios, don't underestimate those you've just met then turned around and continued his slow limp back to the monastery.

D&D: An Adventure in the Making

@Joshua Tamashii good point, it gets boring though, I feel like Cthulhu the go-to Warlock Pact takes away the fun out of it, it turns him into a boring cliche.