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Going to be away for two days, I don't know if I can post.

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@BCTheEntity how about this

what the splork did you just say about me you little pengouin poop? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the navy waffles, I am very random and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on neopets top guilds, and I have over 300 confirmed toodles. I have trained in maple syrup bisexual combat and I am top alien on invader zim 64. you are nothing to me but another pancake. I will call you names out with precision been seen on this blag, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away saying that to me over the internet? Think again, pooper. as we speak I am contacting my secret network of preteen girls across myspace, and they are all very bisexual. your IP adress is being traced, so you better prepare for the storm, toodles. the storm that splorks that pathetic little thing you call your pumpkin. you think you're random, kid? I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare randomness. Not only am I extensively trained in waffle combat, but I have access to then entire arsenal of the Club Pengouin Army of DOOOOOOMMMM and I will use it to it's full extent to spread your miserable peanut butter from the surface of this toast, you little poop. if only you could have known what tasty retributioon your little "random" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking toaster. But you couldn't, you didn't and now your paying the price, you goddamn imatture hater. I will toast waffles all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, toodles.
I hope we all die in the end :D


who doesn't love a good ol' hamlet styled end?
Cain
Location: Lapenzan. Interacting with: Everyone

"Come comrades!, the night is young and the fun has just begun!" Cain yelled in glee to a small army of a hundred guards, most of them had rotting corpses held together by dark magic. His words had been wasted on them indeed but Cain didn't care,
he simply enjoyed the sound of his own voice. The undead horde burst into the city of Lapenzan, feasting on whatever meat they could find. smoke began to rise from Lapenzan as his army set flame to the city, sparing none. it wasn't a battle, it was a massacre. Cain would have loved to take part in the slaughter, but he had other plans. he detached from the horde with his retinue, who had been lesser vampires like him. He rode into a forest, spotting Alkenroth again, this time surrounded by a rabble of humans, "Well Comrade!. We meet again!" he greeted him as he sprung into attack, helping Alkenroth with the slaughter of the humans.


Meanwhile in Downtown. In a Bar called Motor Inn

"Alright lads, today we celebrate another successful day!" Eldred yelled to a table filled with elves, all of them belonging to the steel lance. Eldred was the leader of the group at the table, being one of the Steel lances lieutenants he had enjoyed a big amount of power, he could do whatever he wanted as long as he listened to the founder of the Steel lances.

"Faeyor!, pour us some wine. we're a little too sober today lads." he pointed to Faeyor, who went to go grab a bottle of wine, while grumbling the way there. Among the group's hierarchy, Faeyor was at the very bottom, "One day I'll be the boss here, just you wait" his mind buzzed in anger as he went behind a bar counter, one filled to the brim with each kind of wine glass.

Eldred held up his glass, not bothering to wait for Faeyor. "100 Years ago we were nothing but a group of Tree-Huggers sitting in a forest doing nothing with our lives but being smug jerks. Now look at us!, we're the kings of this city!" a few people cheered, but Eldred quickly hushed them, "Nothing bad can happen to us, we're goddamn invincible!, we are elves!. we outnumber the orks and humans, we live longer, We're stronger, Better, Faster, We are invinci-"

All of a suddenly a hail of bullets came screeching through a nearby window, causing holes to blast into Eldred spraying blood everywhere, He fell over and quickly died, The other's quickly followed him, those who leaped up to avenge the death of their superior were quickly turned into pink mist. Those who hid only lasted seconds longer. Only Faeyor was alive, for he had hid behind a counter, his bones frozen in fear.

Jake Dawson kicked the door open, He was a human with a machine gun in his hand, a motorbike helmet obscured his face with a black shade of glass, he walked at a snails pace through out the room, the bar was now ripped and torn to pieces, the floor had been dyed red with blood and bodies carpeted the floor. Scumbags he muttered under his breath as he searched for survivor's, picking out whoever was still alive and kicking them in the face, causing a knife to fly out of his boot and kill the poor bastard. Fortunately for Faeyor he never checked behind the bar. Jake turned around and left, in the span of a hour a group of 20 elves quickly became a group of one.
I have no idea what to do with my character, there's like no other vampires :C
Cain

Gallowstein-->Outside City Walls

Cain got back to his horse and waved for his guards to follow, after a minute of silence he stopped to check if he was being followed. "What a waste of money" Cain's mind buzzed, "What a prick. I can't believe I took a arrow for that stuck-up asshole of a vampire" his mind buzzed with hatred towards Alkenroth. He headed back towards the city where his mansion was, it was more like a slightly fancy home instead of a mansion. The all the powerful Vampires have mansions. Cain wasn't powerful, He remembered in one meeting everyone treated him like a glorified servant. But Cain knew he would get back at them, and when he does, everyone shall know his name.
Cain

"Cain's the name" Cain introduced himself with a blood-stained grin, he wiped off the bloodstain from his mouth with a hankerchief, making him look less like a psychopath and more like a nobleman "Apologies for the mess, I was busy hunting. Nothing brings the zest for life in a peasant like the thought of impending death" Cain apologized like a true gentleman. "any second now" Cain thought in his head, he had bought a extra slave which was hiding in the tree's near Alkenroth, one with a crossbow trained on his heart. Then a crossbow fired from the trees towards Alkenroth, without hesitation Cain rode in front of Alkenroth, taking the bolt in the shoulder, he quickly raised his crossbow and fired at the slave, causing him to scream as the bolt pierced his throat and sent him spiraling to the ground in front of the group.

"Looks like House Lorkan wants to dead" Cain frowned as he got off his horse and raised the now dead slaves head, showing off his mark to everyone. "If I'm right this is the 11th slave sent to kill you, that's a really troubling thought." Cain internally prayed that Alkenroth would take the bait, This was his last trick he had up his sleeve. for now.


@Alivefalling
ow that would hurt
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