^ Is frighteningly accurate
< My understimulated creative drive is making me go bonkers
V Is a malformed harlequin fetus born from Ron Jeremy's dickhole.
Dervish said
Fun story: My friends back in cadets who were born and raised in Russia used to like stuffing potatoes in people's exhaust pipes and seeing if they could hit anyone with it when the car fired up. Apparently some guy chased them back to their apartment over 3 blocks away. In the older brother's words when the USSR turned into Russia, "The flag changed, the money changed, and the national anthem changed. It was still the same shit hole."Best Moscow based RP ever: You're a journalist trying to expose corruption in the Kremlin. You must attempt to do this without the Moscow militia discovering you and making you disappear forever in the back of a GAZ. Or, alternatively, an early 1950s RP where you take the role of a MVD officer where you are hunting down "traitors" and effectively being a terrifying secret police agent that makes said journalist go missing. Oh, those Russians.
8 said
Realistic fiction about a J-Pop group who got on the wrong plane, landed in Moscow where (dun dun dun) there was an alien invasion. This group of cute, adorable, sexy J-Pop stars have to defend themselves and take over Moscow once again.
BrobyDDark said
Make it the most stereotype filled roleplay in the world and it would be a comedy.
Halo said
Blatant Metro 2033 ripoff #238901947