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^ Is frighteningly accurate
< My understimulated creative drive is making me go bonkers
V Is a malformed harlequin fetus born from Ron Jeremy's dickhole.
South Park for the Atari 2600

Keep it up. You can definitely go somewhere with this.
That Korean gangbang song.
Dervish said
Fun story: My friends back in cadets who were born and raised in Russia used to like stuffing potatoes in people's exhaust pipes and seeing if they could hit anyone with it when the car fired up. Apparently some guy chased them back to their apartment over 3 blocks away. In the older brother's words when the USSR turned into Russia, "The flag changed, the money changed, and the national anthem changed. It was still the same shit hole."Best Moscow based RP ever: You're a journalist trying to expose corruption in the Kremlin. You must attempt to do this without the Moscow militia discovering you and making you disappear forever in the back of a GAZ. Or, alternatively, an early 1950s RP where you take the role of a MVD officer where you are hunting down "traitors" and effectively being a terrifying secret police agent that makes said journalist go missing. Oh, those Russians.


I kinda want to see this become an RP now.
Are you my father?
8 said
Realistic fiction about a J-Pop group who got on the wrong plane, landed in Moscow where (dun dun dun) there was an alien invasion. This group of cute, adorable, sexy J-Pop stars have to defend themselves and take over Moscow once again.


Second time's the charm.
BrobyDDark said
Make it the most stereotype filled roleplay in the world and it would be a comedy.


Vodka and communism everywhere.
You bastard.

The thing about RPing that really attracts me is the flexibility and potential that you can have. For example, you can do crazy shit in a roleplay that you wouldn't be able to do in a video game. Like if you were in a roleplay based on the new Wolfenstein game, you could theoretically teabag a Panzerhund if you wanted. When consequences are put into action, it's even better. What really sucks though is that my own personal shit keeps flaring up and it's been really bad this year.

My username comes from my main character, Wayne Travers.

What really appeals to me with Spam is that it's just so goofy. Nearly nothing is taken seriously here, and I love that. Sure, folks can be pretty venomous, but I've seen way worse. Besides, I'm a bit of an asshole myself, hahaha.

Besides roleplaying and writing, I also take passion in voice acting, stage acting, and drawing. Like with writing and RPing however, I haven't been able to touch up on my hobbies much lately, owing to personal shit going on.

If you want me to answer any further questions, you ask them. I'm as tired as tits because of my insomnia.
Halo said
Blatant Metro 2033 ripoff #238901947


Or Stalker, but in MOSCOW!!!!1111

Holy mother of fuck what did I just fucking type.

EDIT: @Rax

I was asking you, not me. hahaha
If you were to start up an RP set in and around Moscow in Russia, what would the genre be, and what would the plot be about?
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