Webmaster

Myriad Reality

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*Folds my hands behind my back and taps my foot to a rhythm, as though listening to a song in my head*

@Melodious

*Bits of an intense, muffled discussion echo through the room*

Myriad Reality

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*Makes a pop sound with my mouth and gives a thumbs up*

@Melodious

*Steps out for a few moments*

Myriad Reality

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*Stands as still as a statue, and entirely deadpan*

@Melodious

Hang tight. You’re doing perfect. I’m gonna make a call.

Myriad Reality

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Nnnnn… No.

@Melodious

Hm...
*Counts on my fingers*
Two is company but three’s a crowd, and two people can only keep a secret if one of them is dead... but nobody wants to be beside themselves, and the more the merrier...
*Snaps*
I’ve got it.

Myriad Reality

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Listen, I was being facetious with everything I’ve said for the past two minutes because I thought you thought I was going. Any friend’s really just a phone call away, but if it’s just me and you, that’s cool.

@Melodious

Do you have any friends you wanna bring?

Myriad Reality

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No third after all either then?
*Takes the guitar off and drops it onto the couch*

@Melodious

You said it’s empty around here, right?

Myriad Reality

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You seem more shocked now.

@Melodious

Because I almost wasted this opportunity! Let’s go!

Myriad Reality

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Yeah? Why would I decline seafood and a hot spring trip? I’d be out of my mind.

@Melodious

That’s why I was shocked!

Myriad Reality

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Well, surely you can come up with a third person to tag along if you want one badly enough.

@Melodious

Third? Wait—
*Gasps*
You’re going?

Myriad Reality

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A big trip to round up a posse, huh?

@Melodious

Now that would be an old west trip. Also fun!