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Myriad Reality

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You came back with someone very fast. Who’s this?

@Melodious

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*blinks*

@Zeal

I'll let her introduce herself—
*Stage whispers and points toward the notepad with the back of my pen*
But I've got the psychological profile when you need it.

Myriad Reality

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What as a ‘no’?

@Zeal

*Nods as if grasping some revelation and scribbles another page of notes*

Myriad Reality

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*looks at you confused*

@Zeal

I take it that's a no?

Myriad Reality

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Uhhh, relaxing?

@Zeal

Uh huh uh huh uh huh.
*Puts on a pair of rectangular glasses*
And?

Myriad Reality

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I do like meat.

@Zeal

*Frantically takes notes*
Go on.

Myriad Reality

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*shakes my head*
A lot of my problems have been dealt with recently.

@Zeal

That’s awesome!
*Pulls out a crisp yellow, spiral-bound notepad and flips it open to the thirteenth page*
Then we can skip most of the survey questions and get right into the meat of the issue.

Myriad Reality

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Hooray!

@Zeal

First: Do you have any allergies? Fears? Mild pet peeves?

Myriad Reality

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Yes, company!

@Zeal

Ooh, we can do that!

Myriad Reality

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*shakes my head*
It is perfect that I have… stumbled upon you two here*

@Zeal

Somethin' we can help you with?

Myriad Reality

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Yes!

@Zeal

But first, did you have something important you came here for?