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*looks at you with confusion*


You crazy!
*Tosses you the bottle*
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That’s mean.
*frowns*
I was so excited too.
*keeps drinking it and takes a bite of the fruit*


*Grins and pours myself a glass over a pineapple*
What can I tell y—
*Spits takes and starts choking*
AGH!
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*takes a drink while closing my eyes and swallows, my eyes still closed*
…This is water.

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*my eyes still closed as I turned to you*
Really what is that then?


*Snickers*
Totally got ya!
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Being in a position to accept the reality that the grim reaper may come knocking in mere months doesn’t sound so good to me.


Well—
*Grins sheepishly*
It’s a priority thing.
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It’s crazy easy to listen. Not like you’re passing your problems off on anyone.


I guess so, it just feels so mean to people who have real problems for me to complain, y’know! I’ve got it so good, but not everybody else does.
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*Turns my head and looks at you silently with a stare that says “really?”*
If you think your problems would weigh on my shoulders any more than my problems already do, you’re kidding yourself. Do you vent? To anyone?


Me? Vent? Nah, I couldn't burden anyone like that. It wouldn't be fair.
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Decompressing is a form if relaxing, y’know.
*Folds my arms behind my head*
You’re talking to the master of venting.


Maybe for me, but I want you two to relax! I’ll figure things out. Somehow.
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*Raises an eyebrow in intrigue*
Oh?


Hey, we're here to relax, right? No point complaining about my problems.
*Flutter kicks as I swim backwards*
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How do you sort of have enemies?


More like, er, fans?
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Yikes, must have enemies with sights set so low.


Well—
*Rubs the back of my head with an awkward grin*
Sort of. You could say that.
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