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Myriad Reality

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The lords of kingdom that I used to live in.

@Zeal

Ohhhhhh. Were they nice?

Myriad Reality

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*nods*
Some of the lords employed jesters as stress relief and entertainment.

@Zeal

Which lords?

Myriad Reality

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Interesting.

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I assume you were framed?

@Zeal

Have you met a jester before?

Myriad Reality

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So… Real?

@Melodious

Yep! Which means that even if I locked him up and threw away the key, escaping is as easy as turning sideways and walking through the bars.

Myriad Reality

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Sounds profound, but unless this person is a concept on the same level as like, emotional spectra or aspects of reality itself or something like that, there's no way it's so deeply rooted.

@Melodious

Yeah, you’re getting it! Since he’s in my stories, he’s as real as, well...
*Tries to think up an example for a few seconds before a lightbulb flashes above my head*
Aha! Like this light!
*Grabs the bulb and twists it around in my hand*

Myriad Reality

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It is, if you're actually guilty of it.

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To put it bluntly, who cares?

@Melodious

Because you can't really get rid of him when he's running around in all my stories. Now instead of a fan or an enemy, he's an idea, and those are much much harder to get rid of.

Myriad Reality

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Why worry about his character when you can just deal with him?

@Melodious

Doing that many retractions would be pretty much impossible! And it's not like I can get rid of him while he's in the story—that wouldn't make sense at all.

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But it seems like you may do some more tricks than anyone else. Are you sure you are not a jester of any kind?

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That is quite a crime.

@Zeal

I don't think so! But maybe somewhere out there.

Myriad Reality

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So you can nip the problem in the bud then, no problemo.

@Melodious

That's where it gets harder. You see, he's sorta written himself into my stories.

Myriad Reality

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Treason.

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Something like that, surely you know who’d be behind it. At least an idea.

@Melodious

*Pulls out a magnifying glass, my eye appearing three times its previous size behind the lens*
As a matter of fact, I did some digging! And as it turns out, I didn't have to dig very far.

Myriad Reality

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Do you not get tricked often?

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If I may, why are you shunned?

@Zeal

I get tricked exactly the same amount as you or anybody else!