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Myriad Reality

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People do that often but honestly I think it sounds worse. But maybe that’s what you were going for.
*Shrugs*

@Melodious

You think so? People just stealing comics like that is a common thing?

Myriad Reality

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Hmph… Not so grandiose a name for all the description. Yours is better.

@Melodious

Awww, thank you! But yeah, he's no god, just a freeloader nerd loserface. Who I ha—strongly dislike.

Myriad Reality

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Does “he” have a name? I don't think I asked that yet anyway.

@Melodious

Oh yeah, it's Marcus. The jerk.

Myriad Reality

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The whole “ambiguous entity with some sort of nondescript hold over your life that you can’t really see or talk to directly but isn’t truly ever physically present at all and whose relationship with you can only be described effectively in metaphors” thing sounds to me like it has potentially religious undertones, man. But that’s fine.

@Melodious

What do you mean, it's just some dude who thought he could waltz in here and convince my writers to put him in the comic and then the next thing you know it's all "Surprise! Someone else can use your powers now since he's a main character just like you and we gave him all the same abilities because wow we don't know good writing if it bit us in the rear and—"
*Leans back into a massive inhale*

Myriad Reality

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Do you worship him?

@Melodious

Heyo, what?

Myriad Reality

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*yells as bits of tears well up in my eyes and I close them tight, pushing with all the might I can muster*

@Zeal

Wa—WOAH!
*Flips over completely as the table shatters under the force, the metal legs crumpling beneath my limp body, and the crowd goes wild*

Myriad Reality

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*is visibly worried and scared of everything around her*

@Zeal

Just push as hard as you can!

Myriad Reality

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Wait wait wait who are you talking about???

@Zeal

*A crowd echoes my words behind me*
It's time for the! Final! Showdoooooooooooown!!!
*Laser projections beam wildly in different directions, casting large circles of light around us*

Myriad Reality

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I don’t know if I want to!!

@Zeal

It's just visual flair! Look, the audience paid for the whole seat, but we wanna make sure they only need the eeeeeeedge!

Myriad Reality

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What’s going on?!?! Does this happen all the time??

@Zeal

No, but yes! Just focus!