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*Pauses to double check the table*
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Mm. Like-
*Spins my hand around a few times*
There are a lot of those. That’s okay.


So you understand my predicament?
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*pulls out a sword and raises it above my head, it begins to glow with a crystalline rainbow energy*


*The darkness immediately retracts into me, leaving us back at the quiet springs*
Heyheyheyheyheyhey wait WAIT WAIT it's all for show don't kill me!
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Nono. Just saying “strongly dislike”. It’s got a weight to it that “hate” just doesn’t. To me.


Oh, well either way he's very much not my favorite person in the world!
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People do that often but honestly I think it sounds worse. But maybe that’s what you were going for.
*Shrugs*


You think so? People just stealing comics like that is a common thing?
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Hmph… Not so grandiose a name for all the description. Yours is better.


Awww, thank you! But yeah, he's no god, just a freeloader nerd loserface. Who I ha—strongly dislike.
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Does “he” have a name? I don't think I asked that yet anyway.


Oh yeah, it's Marcus. The jerk.
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The whole “ambiguous entity with some sort of nondescript hold over your life that you can’t really see or talk to directly but isn’t truly ever physically present at all and whose relationship with you can only be described effectively in metaphors” thing sounds to me like it has potentially religious undertones, man. But that’s fine.


What do you mean, it's just some dude who thought he could waltz in here and convince my writers to put him in the comic and then the next thing you know it's all "Surprise! Someone else can use your powers now since he's a main character just like you and we gave him all the same abilities because wow we don't know good writing if it bit us in the rear and—"
*Leans back into a massive inhale*
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Do you worship him?


Heyo, what?
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*yells as bits of tears well up in my eyes and I close them tight, pushing with all the might I can muster*


Wa—WOAH!
*Flips over completely as the table shatters under the force, the metal legs crumpling beneath my limp body, and the crowd goes wild*
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