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*Steps out of the water and goes to grab a towel*
We? Don't involve me. For legal reasons.


We need to pelt lawyers too, huh... For science or just for fun?
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They'd appreciate it so much, I'm sure, you should try it pronto.


*Also pulls out a clipboard and flips to the third page*
We'll need a control group...
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*Doesn’t speak with you*

Yeah, I can guarantee we weren’t on the same page.
*Stands up in the water*
Would be lying if I said that wasn’t a good answer though.


It feels like the only reasonable solution, right? And they would appreciate it because it's, well, science.
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*Looks up*
I almost guarantee not.


On three, ready? One... two... three! Pelt scientists with fruit!
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Hmm. One day…


Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
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A few more things than oranges…


Mangos? I always thought flagbearers would be the type to hate those...
*Taps a now-materialized pen against my cheek*
Maybe papayas...
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I’d hope I do.


Contrary to little known fact that oranges are great at repelling psychiatrists.
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He is with his family right now.


You're his family too, you should go talk to him!
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No, I have not recently had the time to speak with him.


Any idea where he is?
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Maybe, I would not know where to start besides asking my cousin.


Easy peasy, did you try that?
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