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Myriad Reality

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One hundred percent.

@Melodious

Why's that?

Myriad Reality

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You think anyone becomes the best at anything by spreading themselves thin? That’s how empires fall, you know.

@Melodious

Mmmmmmmif they're still working on it, sure! But if they're already the best, does it matter?

Myriad Reality

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Part of being the best is knowing you can’t be in every spotlight all at once. Don’t worry, I still am.

@Melodious

*Scrunches up my face*
Mmmmmmmm... That thinking is awfully convenient, you know.

Myriad Reality

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He needs his space.

@Zeal

Is he doing okay?

Myriad Reality

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Mm… Not my subject to conquer.

@Melodious

You don't wanna be the best?

Myriad Reality

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No we. No.
*shakes my head and rubs the towel over my head and face*
Nope. Already in enough trouble.

@Melodious

You could be lauded for your scientific achievement!

Myriad Reality

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*Steps out of the water and goes to grab a towel*
We? Don't involve me. For legal reasons.

@Melodious

We need to pelt lawyers too, huh... For science or just for fun?

Myriad Reality

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They'd appreciate it so much, I'm sure, you should try it pronto.

@Melodious

*Also pulls out a clipboard and flips to the third page*
We'll need a control group...

Myriad Reality

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*Doesn’t speak with you*
…
Yeah, I can guarantee we weren’t on the same page.
*Stands up in the water*
Would be lying if I said that wasn’t a good answer though.

@Melodious

It feels like the only reasonable solution, right? And they would appreciate it because it's, well, science.

Myriad Reality

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*Looks up*
I almost guarantee not.

@Melodious

On three, ready? One... two... three! Pelt scientists with fruit!