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The beings in this multiverse are...strange...Cats kill for the fun of it, and expect us to worship them as Gods. They can't even hop worlds, let alone universes. I obviously had to end the suffering and wipe them out of existence. You like them? Do they have mind control powers here? Cause if they do, I can wipe you from existence and bring your soul back from the void to stop the control.


Activate... chill out protocol again? I guess?
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I love water. I hate being wet. And don't compare me to a cat ever again. I thought I wiped all of those demons out of existence...


Awwww, you don't like cats? Everyone like cats.
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That's why I said it at the end. I tried, I kinda hate being wet. Besides, most water gets sent to the void on contact with my skin...If I can call this flesh bag "Skin". It isn't made of omniradium so...


You don't like water? Kind of like a cat.
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I just snap and eradicate any bad bacteria within a 10 foot radius. I snap again to clean everything else off. I snap a third time to get clean clothes. I don't need showers.


Well, okay, but maybe just for the practice of it? Also, be sure to not introduce yourself with "I don't take showers."
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What, I said accidentally. It might blow up if I sneeze too hard right before or after I snap.


Have you thought about, oh I don't know, some sort of self-discipline exercises? Maybe cold showers?
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Nobody would notice if I accidentally blew it up.


Youuuuuu need to not do that. That's like, an intrusive thought's intrusive thought.
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Always have been, always will be.
*I finally finish my PinĂ¡ Colada. I snap as it disappears, but I don't get another drink.*


So what drew you to this world? Surely not the view.
*Laughs at my own joke*
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It has. Multiple times.


You're one different dude, you know?
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No. Violence can go towards anyone. I could show violence towards somebody who's double my strength. doesn't mean I'll win. It all comes back to whatever I want.


I guess that's one way to look at it. But it could get you killed.
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That's the thing: you don't. It's impossible. Violence is necessary. For all ideals. I prefer not to think about those I'm hurting. After all, they harmed me first, whether physically or not.


So... back to that "strong beats weak" thing.
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