It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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Happy birthday to me!
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"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"
"Hi~"
Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!
Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.
I do a mean magic show though!
Nope! I have no idea why I did this.
Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.
Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)
So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~*~AESTHETIC~*~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.
Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!
Eudora, while a little disappointed she was unable to bust a hole in a wall to test out her hypothesis, actively listened to Fairfax's rushed explanations of his theory on time. "Oh Fairfax," she begun, "Your unmatched wit shines yet again-"
Eudora was interrupted as Andromeda began correcting Fairfax, yet Eudora didn't feel any frustration, only mild intrigue. The big words, deep subjects and the promise of more to be discovered made Eudora's opinion of the world shift a bit. Eudora was always a romantic, longing for days where humans and nature lived together as one, a time where everybody would dress in pretty white linen and dance around fires while singing hymns and beating drums as dark clouds swirled above. Of course, Eudora knew such a time never existed, and most likely never will exist, but Eudora still found the idea charming. However, Andromeda's ability to so easily dissect and explain the strange and unknown sparked something within Eudora that made her not only lust after the unknown but also understand it. Why not make the supernatural natural? Like, is the Devil the true source of magic? Could there be something greater than him in terms of sorcery? Why do angels have wings and not webbed feet? Why is Heaven portrayed white and gold and Hell black and red? Is there a God above God? A million and more petty questions started to pop into her head. Eudora took pride in her quiet mind, achieved by years of meditations and cleansings. And now she couldn't get it to shut up.
"Well, your wit is unmatched in this time period, John. But that's still a feat to be proud of." Eudora cleared her throat, nudging everyone to the next topic. And thankfully, they did.
After a few introductions and making sure everyone was alright, the topic naturally shifted towards the supernatural, as they usually do when Eudora is around. The very mention of a demon set Eudora's mind ablaze again, but thankfully, not about the nature of the Universe anymore.
Eudora's fisted instinctively tightened as she briefly remembered the time where she had to murder a child in cold blood, fight off Satan, and just barely escape death. Eudora swore off demons and demonology for what felt like years, and now she was about to be thrust back into their world again.
"Alright then," Eudora beamed, her cheery tone not betraying the flurry of emotions within her as she clasped her hands, "Seems like our goal is clear. Find and kill the killer."
Eudora revealed the knife stored away in her sleeve, so smoothly it seemed rehearsed, her tone just a bit too excited. "Now let's go hunt us a demon."
Eudora paused for a moment as a sudden horrid thought struck her. Folly warned her of time being distorted with their actions, but what if time had already been distorted? What if Eudora was meant to die yesterday but the only reason she lived was because Folly stepped on a butterfly in the past which prevented it from annoying a worker, which in turn stopped him from falling over and dying, which in turn assured that the construction of whatever he was building would be completed which was key in causing an accident which would cause shrapnel from the accident to hit Eudora directly in the head killing her instantly. And this hypothetical timeline spawned thousands more in her head, and a thousand more questions and worries. Was her time hopping disrupting whatever plan the Universe had for her, or was this all just part of its plan? Were they really time hopping, or where they alternate universe hopping? If it was the latter, does that mean it would be possible to control the wardrobe to send them to another universe where none of this happened in the first place?
And as Eudora went back on her promise of not prodding anyone, including herself, with 1,001 questions and to just "go with the flow", a mental switch flipped inside Eudora. She was no longer Eudora the elderly witch who just witnessed all these things happen passively, no, she was Detective Eudora, here to solve the mysterious cases of the murders and this magical wardrobe. Now, knowing that she knew nothing sparked within her an exhilarating feel of curiosity and adventure, she already felt centuries younger.
"I understand your worry, dear," Eudora said with a nod towards Folly, "But I can't help but to wonder, how much control do we really have over time?" she purred, taking relaxed strides towards one of the attic walls as she entered this state of Zen.
"For example," she began, "If I were to, say, break a hole into this wall. Would the people in the future suddenly have their memories altered into thinking that hole was always there? Would they ever be able to recall a time when they were sure that the wall was not broken? Would they see the wall suddenly having a gaping hole in it and have no explanation as to why?"
Eudora knocked on the hollow wall, sending particles of dust flying and an ominous echo throughout the room that spoke to them about how ignorant they truly were. "What do you think Fairfax?"
Eudora bent over and picked up a loose piece of wood, her face betraying no emotion other than calm as she readied the plank as if to strike the wall to test her hypothesis. But then, a loud crash snapped her out of her trance. She dropped the plank with a clatter, forgetting all questions as she scurried over to the wardrobe where the two bodies fell like sacks of potatoes. "Oh no, are you O.K.? Nothing's broken I hope," Eudora cooed over the two ladies as she helped them up, her tone carrying the soft touch of a worried grandmother.
All ambitions of messing with time for science were brushed away. For now. Just long enough for her to ensure the pair were alright. "My name is Eudora Esmeralda Erebus," she introduced herself, rolling the r's in her name perfectly, a slight accent in her voice that clued the listeners into her mysterious past. "But you may call me Eudora."
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[center][color=8040bf]"Hi~"[/color][/center]
Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!
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Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know.
I do a mean magic show though!
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[hider="Is there a point to this shitty FAQ?"]
Nope! I have no idea why I did this.
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[color=8040bf]Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.
Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)
So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a [i]PURR[/i]sian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the [i]~*~AESTHETIC~*~[/i]. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.
Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!
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RPs I'm In
[list][*][url= https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/159317-the-horrors-of-coventry-chapter-2-deadpool/ic]Horros of Coventry[/url][/list]
RPs I GM In
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[center][color=8040bf][i]Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy[s]/AKA genderbent me tbh[/s][/i][/color][/center]
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[center][color=8040bf][i]Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,[/i][/color][/center]
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<div style="white-space:pre-wrap;"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5WMlZzWTI5dFpTQjBieUIwYUdVZ1RXRm5hV01nVTJodmR5RSwuMAAA/awery.regular.png" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/WNei8uh.png" /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/2VcTwxd.png" /><img src="http://i.imgur.com/SnevQRl.png" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/j5rSHH2U7sGIw/source.gif" /></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><span class="bb-i">"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"</span></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5WMmwwWTJnZ1EyRjAuMAAAAAAA/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/10hYle4ODEWty0/giphy.gif" /></div><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="#8040bf">"Hi~"</font></div><br><br>Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!<br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name=""How are you so awesome?"">"How are you so awesome?" [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/xBPNysTBb3Eru/giphy.gif" /></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name=""Are you a bad witch?"">"Are you a bad witch?" [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Yes. No. Maybe. I don't know. <br><br>I do a mean magic show though!<br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/NWcXSiWLSeW2c/giphy.gif" /></div></div></div><br><br><div class="hider-panel"><div class="hider-heading"><button type="button" class="btn btn-default btn-xs hider-button" data-name=""Is there a point to this shitty FAQ?"">"Is there a point to this shitty FAQ?" [+]</button></div><div class="hider-body" style="display: none">Nope! I have no idea why I did this.</div></div><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/Cjpnc9sRcZtAs/giphy.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5WMmh2SUVGdElFa2dVbVZoYkd4NVB3LCwuMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><br><font color="#8040bf">Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now. <br><br>Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)<br><br>So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a <span class="bb-i">PURR</span>sian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the <span class="bb-i">~*~AESTHETIC~*~</span>. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs. <br><br>Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!</font><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/13EeCFOCbV8yVW/giphy.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5VbEJ6LjAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,,/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><br>RPs I'm In<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li><a href="https://www.roleplayerguild.com/topics/159317-the-horrors-of-coventry-chapter-2-deadpool/ic">Horros of Coventry</a></li></ul><br><br>RPs I GM In<br><ul class="bb-list" style="white-space: normal;"><li>None!</li></ul><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/YActYxnOaxfd6/giphy.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://txt-dynamic.static.1001fonts.net/txt/dHRmLjQwLjIwMDQyMC5Wa2xRY3csLC4wAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA/awery.smallcaps.png" /></div><br><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="#8040bf"><span class="bb-i">Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy<span class="bb-s">/AKA genderbent me tbh</span></span></font></div><br><br><hr class="bb-hr"><div class="bb-center"><img src="http://i.imgur.com/oyilt5h.gif" /></div><hr class="bb-hr"><br><br><div class="bb-center"><font color="#8040bf"><span class="bb-i">Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,</span></font></div><br><div class="bb-center"><img src="https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRmNyPIlDoP83UQ/source.gif" /></div></div>