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I wish for a pet dog
I wish for a pet dog
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Science is just Magic people made boring
7 yrs ago
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Science is just Magic people made boring
7 yrs ago
Happy New Years to All!
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It's been "cold ass morning and hot ass afternoon" for too long now. I wanna be able to wear a jacket in the morning without melting into a puddle a few hours later.
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7 yrs ago
I joined like three raffles send ~*~good vibes~*~ y'all
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Happy birthday to me!
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Bio
"Welcome one, welcome all, feast your eyes upon the magnificent, the terrific, the powerful, the terrifying, the amazing,"
"Hi~"
Yes, it is I, the one and only Witch Cat! Who am I? Well, I'm a witch, and a cat, a witch cat if you will, and that's coincidently my name too! But I suppose you want to know more than that. So here are a few tabs to answer your questions for you!
Oh helleur, what a pawsome surprise seeing you here. It's just purrfect that you dropped in meow, I'm glad to have you. Oh I'm just kitten, I'll stop with the puns now.
Well, hello, I'm Witch Cat, as you already know. And I'm an unimportant nobody on the internet with no life! Well, that first part is a lie, I'm wanted in 17 states but I digress. I guess you want to know a little more about me, so here goes. (God, I never learned how to start these)
So umm, I'm just a RPer on the internets. I'm from Iran, which makes me a PURRsian, and I moved to the states a while ago. I know 4 languages, only 2 of those fluently, but I still prefer RPing and talking in English. I'm not really a witch or a cat (or am I?), but I still like making good luck jars and sigils for the ~＊~ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ~＊~. I think I have a notebook full of sigils and written rituals lying somewhere that I use for RPs.
Speaking of RPs, before the most I've done are short 1x1 RPs with strangers on Omegle, very few RPs which I remember fondly. But coming to the RPGuild was my first experience RPing in a group and I've been loving it so far! I've met a lot of wonderful people, joined a bunch of memorable RPs, and had a butt load of fun. Can't wait for more!
RPs I'm In
RPs I GM In
- None!
Will update soon, but for now, enjoy a gif of Suzy/AKA genderbent me tbh
Well, that's pretty much it. I'll probs add more stuff later but for now,
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Be hired in the circus
To power to instantly give yourself an orgasm
To power to instantly give yourself an orgasm
@Bluesky44 sorry I took so long!
Eudora Esmeralda Erebus
Location: Circus
Interacting With: Faust and Fairfax
Interacting With: Faust and Fairfax
Eudora, as battle trained as she may be, was never really built to be thrown around like a rag doll. She much prefered hexing from a distance and starving a population by killing off their livestock and crop, she wasn't really the front line type. However, as she slowly rose up amidst a series of pops and cracks from her joints and bones, it was rather refreshing to be right in the action from time to time. Even if it was rather painful. In fact very painful. Eudora had to force herself to hobble to Fairfax's side, who looked even worse than she did. "Oh Fairfax, dear" she groaned as another bolt of pain shot through her leg, "This'll only hurt a moment." She assured him as she took his hand and nicked the fingertip with a prod of her knife, drawing blood. She forcibly turned his head away to prevent him from fainting just in case as she started the incantation. ""Kah-nee-lah puh-goh." Eudora muttered and she felt a wave ripple through her very being. She opened her eyes and everywhere she looked was stillness as if the Universe has pressed the pause button. On everyone but her.
Her mind flashed back to the record office, with the army of frozen guards. Was there another witch? Whatever, there was time to muse more on this later. Eudora tapped the frozen Farifax who immediately sprung back to life. Eudora, startled yet thankful, moved her attention elsewhere. Eudora swivelled her magic hands towards Faust, fingers splayed as another spell flew off her lips. However, the fall, the demon's powerful aura, combined with how drained she was after accidentally stopping time, the most she mustered was a meek cry that harmlessly bounced off the demon. Exhausted after the multiple rapid fire casting, Eudora lunged (more like hurridly shambled) towards a team mate, knocking them out of their frozen state to attack Faust as if this was some hellish game of tag.
OH MY GOD IM AFTER NALLORE I FORGOT. WORKING ON A POST WHEN I GET HOME
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Okay okay okay-- I'm super into this so Imma ask another question if that's okay-- this one's jokey.
Will coffee bring the strength I need to deal with all these trifling hoes?
Ask as many questions as you want! Sky's the limit
Now let's see how to combat these hoes
Now let's see how to combat these hoes
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Hell, I'll give this a try. Can't hurt to try, and I've always loved the idea of tarot cards.
What keeps me from progressing, mentally and/or physically?
Welcome to my shop,
Let's see what's in store~
Let's see what's in store~
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<Snipped quote by Witch Cat>
That's actually so accurate. O.O Omg.
I'm a huge fan of witches and cat, two in one is like a dream come true!
I realize this is kind of cliche question (reworded a little...), but; what is stopping me from being content with being alive?
There is no such thing as a bad question!
Now peer into the ball with me, and I'll tell you what I see
Now peer into the ball with me, and I'll tell you what I see
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