@NinianJinx
It must be understood that logic, as applied to the great mass of humanity-which is to say, sane people, did not always apply to Jinx. That said. Sometimes he appropirated the methods of sanity for his own....unique ends.
A normal person would note a slap often aids in allowing someone to regain control of themselves-which is to say it restores clarity. Something the good professor was in dire need of, if his words were any indication.
A normal person would also hesitate to slap a man so clearly in dire straits.
A normal person would seek alternatives, perhaps note the surprise of the gesture was often the factor-rather then the pain.
What a normal person would not do is take that fact, and conclude grabbing someone by the shirt and kissing them full on the lips was a fitting substitute.
Jinx, as noted above was not a normal person.
....
And thus."Well. You asked for it."At this point, the thieves hands grabbed the good professor's shirt, hauled him up somewhat, and the thief proceeded to enact his twisted logic.
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