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Love driving and suddenly sneezing only to pee myself a little because I birthed a cute little human.
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Love driving and suddenly sneezing only to pee myself a little because I birthed a cute little human.
11 days ago
Called the VA hospital to cancel some appointments. Guess she misunderstood me because she asked if I wanted to cancel any more of his appointments. Um hi, *I'm* the veteran, with the girly girl voice
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12 days ago
I've sang karaoke in three other foreign languages but I think my favorite is Italian.
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14 days ago
Not me looking for my phone in my pockets and the little guy's backpack while it was in my hand the whole time along with some napkins... 🤦🏻♀️
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18 days ago
Boyfriend bought some Chinese tea months ago. Me opening one for the first time: "Wow, this is a cute tea bag." Him: "I'll show you a cute tea bag 😏" Me: 🙄